I swear to god that only 50% of it is based on player attributes. The other 50% is some algorithm based on the player's name. That's how certain players will always overperform and some will always be scrubs their whole lives. Explains why Holik choked so much probably. Gotta be something in the name of the player.
That's assuming there aren't magical portals that teleport things from one place to another so something flat can appear to be 3D. Wild assumption, but still an assumption.