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(Maximus with his Legion(s)) Maximus Decimus Meridius had a very interesting life before the VHLM. As one of the highest-ranking roman Generals under Marcus Aurelius, he had several legions under his command. His story begins in modern-day Spain where he had a son and a wife and was often called on by the empire to participate in campaigning seasons. He was a favorite of Marcus Aurelius who at the time was the Roman Emperor and had designs to change his heir apparent from Commodus to Maximus. Before Marcus could declare Maximus as his air he was murdered by his son Commodus @Will which saw Maximus as a rival. Because Commodus took the emperorship for himself he attempted to execute Maximus for treason and murder but Maximus being the excellent warrior he is was able to escape and he began his journey from Gaul (France) to Hispania (Spain) to make sure his wife and son are safe. (Maximus about to be killed by a Praetorian Guard) During his travels, he had to beg and steal to feed and keep himself safe from the Evil Emperor Commodus's clutches. As he arrived at his home in Hispania he was too late and his house was destroyed and his wife and son murdered. Because of the wounds, he sustained during his travels and the shock of losing his wife and son he passed out and was awoken to find a band of thieves tying him up. He was then sold into slavery and purchased by a Gladiator school owner Proximo. Proximo was a kind man that saw the martial skill and intelligence that Maximus possessed. Maximus quickly moved up the gladiatorial ranks and eventually made his way to the Roman Coliseum because of Emperor Commodus's 150 days of games to celebrate his Emperorship and to win the heart of the people to his side. (Maximus pictured with traditionally Hispania Armor) Maximus chose a full-faced mask so that Commodus might not recognize him during the games. With Maximus dominating and leading the charge during one of the largest battles in the coliseum Commodus chose to meet and to congratulate him face to face where Maximus declared "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next" Commodus was stunned that Maximus was still alive and ordered the execution of all the surviving gladiators. Because the crowd loved Maximus so much they booed and forced Commodus to stand down. Now that Maximus was known to be alive he was a threat to the Commodus's rule and he knew he had to be dealt with swiftly. Maximus, on the other hand, tried to stage a break out of his fellow Gladiator but the plan was foiled and all his friends were put to death and captured. Maximus was forced to fight the evil emperor Commodus one vs one in the Coliseum in front of a roaring Roman crowd. Shortly before the fight, Commodus stabbed Maximus to slow him and to kill him slowly so he had the advantage during the ensuing fight. Maximus eventually defeated Commodus and kills the emperor in the sands of the coliseum. At this point Maximus's minutes were numbered as he was gravely injured, Maximus passed away shortly after talking to his old friends. (Maximus killing Commodus) Roughly two thousand years later an archeologist uncovered Maximus's tomb in which he was put to rest. They took his bones and started doing experimental testing on them in which they can return the old bones to life and regrow the rest of the body. Unfortunately, his gnome was not complete and they had to put some other DNA to fill in the gaps. They used a random volunteer whose name was "Scotty Campbell" who was a famous VHL player. Now that Maximus is in the modern-day he doesn't know anything but fighting and war but with the help of Scotty Campbells DNA, he knows hockey. He has now declared himself for the VHL and the VHLM. (MDM pictured on his way to the rink)

didnt say it tasted like poo its just very overrated

The VHL is a pretty cool place with lots of different people from all places of the world. Some have English as their first language some have Latvian or French as theirs. To respect this vast difference I will compare them to each beer that I can think of off the top of my head. Here we go Lucky Lager @Beaviss (yes I tagged myself) Lucky Lager is a simple beer that is extremely popular on the great island that is Vancouver Island. It is simple in every aspect and you can drink 20 of them and feel decent. Guinness @frescoelmo Guinness is a weird beer. Its mega popular but in my opinion its one of the most overrated beers it has solid taste and goes down smooth but its somehow also a light beer? its just a weird beer kind of like fresco. Molson Canadian @Esso2264 Molson Canadian is one of my favorite beers that is everywhere. Even though it tastes like shit you know exactly what you are getting every time. It would probably like cat girls if it could so it suits Esso well. Labatt Blue @JeffD Blue tastes the exact same as Molson does in the sense its not good but its always the exact same. It has some bitterness to the aftertaste and Jeff is normally quite bitter at least when speaking to me. Budweiser @TXC You either love or hate bud. I personally think its the worst beer known to man but it is also somehow the most popular beer in its own scape. Not sure why and I don't think I ever will. Hogan matches this beer perfectly (even though he doesn't drink) I may continue this series on as I need to write these every week. Thank you to @Spartan for the idea.

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Review: While I haven't gotten into AEW quite yet (I know I'm stupid for still kind of watching WWE) I know all of these legends and I can see the comparisons. This is one of the better MS's I've read in while. I love the added picture and color 10/10

Review: Great article! I was drafted at the first pick of the 2nd and now we are teammates! I like how your article is structured and I enjoy the draft story a lot. If I was to recommend something id suggest a picture or two to make the MS pop a bit more but other than that 9/10 great job!

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Should work! That looks like it took more effort than most graphics guys do! great job

1. Big new today the team announced the Captains; What are your thoughts about the this leadership group and can the handle the pressure of the expectations for the team this season? The leadership choices were great. I'm really happy with the captain(s) selections. Hopefully they as a unit can take us to the promised land. 2. Ten games into the season are you happy with the way the team is playing so far? Yeah the team has been red hot to start the season and im sure as the season goes along we will get even better! 3. Zara Colors is currently Third in League scoring with 3pts per game average; Do you think he can maintain such a crazy pace all season long? Explain? Unfortunately, I think that torrid pace is a little too much the keep up for the whole season. I can see them dropping down to 2ppg by the end of the season. 4. This early into the season Who do you think is the current unsung hero of the team? Why? Alexandre Leduc would probably be my pick. Being tied in first on the team with 2 GWG and only having 3 goals? That is just a plain clutch player. 5. What do you think of the body of work currently of young tender Thomas Price (9-1-0; 0.879sav% and 3.48gaa)? He has been good but I think that the numbers could be a bit better. It would be nice to get that save % over .900. I believe he is a little sheltered with the crazy good defence. 6. Riddle: What do hockey players and magicians have in common? Both have sticks?

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VHL has also helped me by yelling at me for my mistakes in discord until I'm forced to fix them.

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my sths forum post. 100 TPE EARNED: 1 TPE 250 TPE EARNED: 4 TPE 500 TPE EARNED: 10 TPE Total 0/15 TPE

F- Luke Thornton F- Henry Tucker @BrutalBoost

my sths forum post. Saving for future 100 TPE EARNED: 1 TPE 250 TPE EARNED: 4 TPE 500 TPE EARNED: 10 TPE Total 5/15 TPE Player Link: George Sanderson (vhlportal.com)

Until I can get a job this is where I stay.