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Relocation is happening.

I seriously just noticed this. GL Corco, you tried the best you could be the franchise is just... no...
 
Hopefully Booby considers relocation a little bit more seriously. No, my campaign on it is not done yet.

Wasn't your idea tho. 

If I get 6/6 on MS + something good on Pick'em and predict the score. That's 10 in total so 98, should hit 100 by next week

If I get 6/6 on MS + something good on Pick'em and predict the score. That's 10 in total so 98, should hit 100 by next week

Late last night, Jarome Iginla decided it would be a good idea to play a prank on his Saskatoon Wild GM and teammates, so the 19 year old went to the local market and picked up some extra large condoms, he bought 52 of them, half for the prank, and half for the girl coming over tonight.. Anyway, Jarome took the condoms out one my one and decided to grab a pin and stick tiny holes into each of the condoms. Once he saw his team at the local bar, he invited a bunch of hookers to come celebrate a big win with the team. 
 
Rookie teammate Mason Richardson called over Jarome and asked him for a condom, Jarome reached into his pocket and gave him one of the condoms he had poked holes in and let Mason walk off. One by one, players from the Wild came to Jarome for condoms, and he gave each of them the tampered condoms. Jarome ended up going down on a girl later that night. That was the best sex he had all year, he woke up the next morning and his hooker started throwing up. When Jarome got up to go take a piss he left his condom on as he was too tired to wake up. He thought the condom would just protect his urine and then he could throw the whole thing out, but to his dismay, the piss started to go everywhere. When Jarome looked down and saw the 6 holes in his condom he passed out and now he's gonna be a dad in 9 months. 

Jarome Iginla gonna be fucking TPE whored like 44

Look the fuck out, this guy for real..

Jarome Iginla, the once highly touted prospect out of Boston College hasn't really been doing much at all for the Saskatoon Wild since coming back to the game he once cherished and loved. We caught up with Jarome at the end of his practice to discuss this season. Jarome said that he loved it here in Saskatoon and the players and management were treating him very well, he also reported that some activity in the locker room would be nice, as it seems the only talkative people seem to be management and some teammates. I wish I had more production this season, as I sit with 8 points this season. If I can grab some more points and feel like I am helping out my team, I would be happy with this season. A change of scenery might help with my production, but if I leave, I want the Wild to get something in return that will help them more than me. 

ya sure i do it

ya sure i do it

No

Well, after my MS's are graded, and my Bio I will be at 70 TPE (hoping if I get full marks on all of them)
 
Then I gotta do my rookie profile so another 8. So 78 TPE.. 97 more to go

Rookie profile is fini.. hopefully I did it right..

Up to 58 TPE right now, still need one of my MS, Bio and Rookie Profile to be graded. So a total of 24 TPE left for me to claim

Nearing the halfway mark of the season, the Rush are sitting in the final playoff spot as of right now. They sit only 2 points ahead of the Lynx, and the Lynx have 5 games in hand on the Rush, but with the recent surge of scoring and wins they've amassed this rebuilding team is giving themselves a chance at being a contender in the league. Obviously we're only halfway through and a lot can change from now until the end of the season, but Yukon fans are having something to cheer for and look to in the future.
 
One of their newest additions, Sachimo Zoidberg had this to say. "When I got signed here from free agency, [GM] Robert Gow told me that he was in the middle of a rebuild after winning the cup the past two seasons, but the way this team has been playing and with how loose the locker room has been as of late, I don't see why we can't try and push to make that three in a row."
 
Keep waving those flags Yukon fans, there might be another gold Rush yet.
 
 

Jarome Iginla, the once highly touted prospect in the VHLM has finally made his return back to the Saskatoon Wild locker room. Iginla, who has been on an extended leave of absence in Texas for the last two months had some choice words for GM Svodoba when he arrived in his office, he stated he wanted more minutes played, and he felt he was being underused. Retirement also came up as a question in Iginla's mind, but GM Svodoba quickly swept those aside and began to settle down Jarome. 
 
Svodoba said the Iginla would be repayed with minutes on the ice, if he was an active part of the community, as well, the team itself. He didn't want anymore of his shenanigans to happen again. Iginla happily accepted the offer placed by his GM and he was ready to make a Impact on the league.
 
Currently through the halfway mark of the period, the Saskatoon Wild sit atop the standings with a remarkable record of 29-3-0. Jarome Iginla has played in all 32 of those games, only amassing 4 points somehow. Really, I have no clue how he played those games when he wasn't even there.
 
 

Don't take Hawksfans.. he's a terrible GM.. and didn't help me at all.. ... <3
 
I'm kidding, he was actually helping a new guy out yesterday trying to understand how TPE was earned and other things related to that. He's a good GM, and a good guy. For what my word is worth.

Hello, my name is Kathryn Tappen and tonight we have a brand new segment on VHL Tonight, due to recent demand by our viewers, we are now introducing a new program called "WILD NIGHT" Wild night will showcase all of the VHLM leading Saskatoon WIld's games, as well, all transactions, and news regarding the team. The show is just about to start, so stay tuned for our first airing of WILD NIGHT!
 
*NHL Network Music Plays*
 

 
KT: Welcome to Wild Night, I am with my host Dean Liken, and tonight we bring to you, our viewers, our first ever airing of "Wild Night" Each night, we will go through all the games the Saskatoon Wild had played, give you a recap of the game, as well, talk about key contributors in those games. At the end of it all, we will give the Wild a grade based on their performance in those games. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!
 
DL: Alright, so our first game tonight is the Saskatoon Wild taking on the Red Wolves. The Red Wolves are currently 1st place in Conference 2, with a 15-14-5 record. First period we go, just nine seconds into the game Gunzerker Salvador takes a bad hooking penalty to send the Wolves to their first powerplay of the game. The Wolves held tremendous pressure in the Wild zone, and they ended up putting the puck in the back of the net, as,  MF Percy Miller executes on a beautiful cross crease pass from Tyler Cote to give the Wolves a one goal lead early! That was Miller's 24th goal of the season. 
 
KT: We go to the 5 minute mark of the 1st period now, the Red Wolves have all the momentum after that early goal and they would add to that lead courtesy of Marcus Eisenhower scoring his 1st goal of the season. Red Wolves lead 2-0 just 5 minutes into the game!
 
DL: Just two seconds after the ensuing faceoff, Roland Brice knocks down Jarome Iginla, and the Wild go to their first powerplay of the game, ensuing draw, the puck comes back to the point, and Rubin fires a shot into traffic, it gets deflected by Rami Jakobssen and the Wild have life as they cut the Wolves lead to just one goal! That goal was Jakobssen's 11th of the season. 
 
KT: Great goal for the Wild, stopped the bleeding and got them back into this game early. 
 
DL: Just 20 seconds after the goal, Tyler Cote takes a bad penalty for the Wolves and he sends the Wild to their second powerplay of the game. Ensuing draw, Svensson passes the puck over to Mason Richardson and he nets his 24th of the season. Tie game now.
 
KT: We skip to the thirteen minute mark of the first period now, the Wild turned this game around quick, and they now look like the league leading team we are used to seeing. Mason Richardson passes the puck up to a streaking Gunzerker Salvador and he beats Jose Canseco five hole to give the Wild a one goal lead. 
 
DL: Great on Richardson for the heads up play, also good for Salvador making up for that early penalty he took. 
 
KT: Salvadors 20th goal of the season gives the Wild a one goal lead heading into the second period 
 
 
** SECOND PERIOD **
 
 
DL: Second period begins with the Wild up one goal. Just five minutes into the frame, Mason Richardson comes down the ice and shoots on Canseco but he snags it with a beautiful glove save. After making the save Canseco takes off his glove and gives Richardson the good old finger. That got the attention of the officials and Canseco was handed a major penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct. That ends Canseco's horrible night, in comes Alfie Forever to take his spot. 
 
KT: Really obscure gesture made by Canseco, expect the league to look into this. 
 
DL: Back to the action, on the five minute powerplay the Wild took a record 12 shots, with the clock dying away Oskars Harumpf takes a slapshot from the point and he beats Forever to give the Wild a two goal lead!
 
KT: Alfie Forever NEEDS to stop that shot. No way a player of this caliber should be letting in softies like that. 
 
DL: Oskars Harumpf's 1st of the season looks to be the goal to seal the deal for the Saskatoon Wild. The game continues on, and nearing the final minute of play, the Wild add yet another goal, as, Mikael Svensson scores his 15th of the season to give the Wild a 5-2 lead going into the third period of play. 
 
** THIRD PERIOD **
 
KT: In the third now, this game was all Wild, it seems as though during the intermission the Wolves just fell asleep and they just wanted to go home. The Wild outshot the Wolves 17-3 in the final frame and they end up taking this game by a final of 5-2.
 
DL: Great game for the Wild all around, the first five minutes were the only part of the game were they were behind in every category. Kudos to them for the quick turnaround. 
 
KT: You are right Dean, 5 unanswered goals for the Wild after the Wolves netted two goals in five minutes. Big players tonight were Mason Richardson and Gunzerker Salvador as both played huge parts in this teams victory tonight. 
 
DL: Yes, for sure, Richardson had 1 goal and 2 assists for three points tonight, while Salvador had 1 goal and 1 assist for two points. Salvador really made up for taking that early penalty that led to a Wolves goal. 
 
KT: Overall for this game, we give the Wild an A-. Had they played a complete game, they would have gotten the A+. Nonetheless, a great game overall for the Wild.
 
DL: That looks like it is all the time we have tonight! I'm Dean Liken.
 
KT: And I am Katheryn Tappen.
 
Both: AND THIS HAS BEEN WILD NIGHT!

Hello, my name is Kathryn Tappen and tonight we have a brand new segment on VHL Tonight, due to recent demand by our viewers, we are now introducing a new program called "WILD NIGHT" Wild night will showcase all of the VHLM leading Saskatoon WIld's games, as well, all transactions, and news regarding the team. The show is just about to start, so stay tuned for our first airing of WILD NIGHT!
 
*NHL Network Music Plays*
 

 
KT: Welcome to Wild Night, I am with my host Dean Liken, and tonight we bring to you, our viewers, our first ever airing of "Wild Night" Each night, we will go through all the games the Saskatoon Wild had played, give you a recap of the game, as well, talk about key contributors in those games. At the end of it all, we will give the Wild a grade based on their performance in those games. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!
 
DL: Alright, so our first game tonight is the Saskatoon Wild taking on the Red Wolves. The Red Wolves are currently 1st place in Conference 2, with a 15-14-5 record. First period we go, just nine seconds into the game Gunzerker Salvador takes a bad hooking penalty to send the Wolves to their first powerplay of the game. The Wolves held tremendous pressure in the Wild zone, and they ended up putting the puck in the back of the net, as,  MF Percy Miller executes on a beautiful cross crease pass from Tyler Cote to give the Wolves a one goal lead early! That was Miller's 24th goal of the season. 
 
KT: We go to the 5 minute mark of the 1st period now, the Red Wolves have all the momentum after that early goal and they would add to that lead courtesy of Marcus Eisenhower scoring his 1st goal of the season. Red Wolves lead 2-0 just 5 minutes into the game!
 
DL: Just two seconds after the ensuing faceoff, Roland Brice knocks down Jarome Iginla, and the Wild go to their first powerplay of the game, ensuing draw, the puck comes back to the point, and Rubin fires a shot into traffic, it gets deflected by Rami Jakobssen and the Wild have life as they cut the Wolves lead to just one goal! That goal was Jakobssen's 11th of the season. 
 
KT: Great goal for the Wild, stopped the bleeding and got them back into this game early. 
 
DL: Just 20 seconds after the goal, Tyler Cote takes a bad penalty for the Wolves and he sends the Wild to their second powerplay of the game. Ensuing draw, Svensson passes the puck over to Mason Richardson and he nets his 24th of the season. Tie game now.
 
KT: We skip to the thirteen minute mark of the first period now, the Wild turned this game around quick, and they now look like the league leading team we are used to seeing. Mason Richardson passes the puck up to a streaking Gunzerker Salvador and he beats Jose Canseco five hole to give the Wild a one goal lead. 
 
DL: Great on Richardson for the heads up play, also good for Salvador making up for that early penalty he took. 
 
KT: Salvadors 20th goal of the season gives the Wild a one goal lead heading into the second period 
 
 
** SECOND PERIOD **
 
 
DL: Second period begins with the Wild up one goal. Just five minutes into the frame, Mason Richardson comes down the ice and shoots on Canseco but he snags it with a beautiful glove save. After making the save Canseco takes off his glove and gives Richardson the good old finger. That got the attention of the officials and Canseco was handed a major penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct. That ends Canseco's horrible night, in comes Alfie Forever to take his spot. 
 
KT: Really obscure gesture made by Canseco, expect the league to look into this. 
 
DL: Back to the action, on the five minute powerplay the Wild took a record 12 shots, with the clock dying away Oskars Harumpf takes a slapshot from the point and he beats Forever to give the Wild a two goal lead!
 
KT: Alfie Forever NEEDS to stop that shot. No way a player of this caliber should be letting in softies like that. 
 
DL: Oskars Harumpf's 1st of the season looks to be the goal to seal the deal for the Saskatoon Wild. The game continues on, and nearing the final minute of play, the Wild add yet another goal, as, Mikael Svensson scores his 15th of the season to give the Wild a 5-2 lead going into the third period of play. 
 
** THIRD PERIOD **
 
KT: In the third now, this game was all Wild, it seems as though during the intermission the Wolves just fell asleep and they just wanted to go home. The Wild outshot the Wolves 17-3 in the final frame and they end up taking this game by a final of 5-2.
 
DL: Great game for the Wild all around, the first five minutes were the only part of the game were they were behind in every category. Kudos to them for the quick turnaround. 
 
KT: You are right Dean, 5 unanswered goals for the Wild after the Wolves netted two goals in five minutes. Big players tonight were Mason Richardson and Gunzerker Salvador as both played huge parts in this teams victory tonight. 
 
DL: Yes, for sure, Richardson had 1 goal and 2 assists for three points tonight, while Salvador had 1 goal and 1 assist for two points. Salvador really made up for taking that early penalty that led to a Wolves goal. 
 
KT: Overall for this game, we give the Wild an A-. Had they played a complete game, they would have gotten the A+. Nonetheless, a great game overall for the Wild.
 
DL: That looks like it is all the time we have tonight! I'm Dean Liken.
 
KT: And I am Katheryn Tappen.
 
Both: AND THIS HAS BEEN WILD NIGHT!

Jarome Iginla, the once highly touted prospect in the VHLM has finally made his return back to the Saskatoon Wild locker room. Iginla, who has been on an extended leave of absence in Texas for the last two months had some choice words for GM Svodoba when he arrived in his office, he stated he wanted more minutes played, and he felt he was being underused. Retirement also came up as a question in Iginla's mind, but GM Svodoba quickly swept those aside and began to settle down Jarome. 
 
Svodoba said the Iginla would be repayed with minutes on the ice, if he was an active part of the community, as well, the team itself. He didn't want anymore of his shenanigans to happen again. Iginla happily accepted the offer placed by his GM and he was ready to make a Impact on the league.
 
Currently through the halfway mark of the period, the Saskatoon Wild sit atop the standings with a remarkable record of 29-3-0. Jarome Iginla has played in all 32 of those games, only amassing 4 points somehow. Really, I have no clue how he played those games when he wasn't even there.
 
 

Hi im Jarome Iginla

KESLER <3

I have actually made two players here, but I don't really want to go to school during the summer so I just come here to use the chat to talk to ppl