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1- If you could ask your Gm any Question what would you ask Her? Why didn’t you trade Walter? Is Walter the heart and soul of the Reapers? 2- The VHL Draft is just around the corner where are you hoping to go? It doesn’t matter to me, I dont know anything about any of the teams. I just want to go somewhere that feels like a family like in Philadelphia. 3- Are you coming back to the VHLM to play a victory lap? Why or Why not? Helllll yeah! Im not quite good enough to play in the VHL and I am going to be the captain of the Reapers as the only original member left and I am pumped! 4- You are Hungry after a Game where are you going? What did you Order? I’m going to Wendy’s in honor of my former teammate Wendee Cain @SlashACM I gotta get those Wendy’s Tendies 5- All the tape is gone from your hockey bag and it has been replaced by neon pink, green and Orange tape (your Fav GM just played a tick on you )do you use it or go without? What would do to retaliate? Oh I would use it. The only think Walter likes as much as fire trucks and moster trucks is colorful stick tape. I would thank GM Blade for the great gift. 6- a.) VHLM team you would like to see lose the cup and why. OR b.)VHLM team you would like to see win the cup and why. I don’t know any other team besides the Reapers, go Reapers!!

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Walter Clements Forward Points: 4.3 Faceoffs Won: 5.23 9.5 + 3 = 12.3

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I don’t necessarily agree, but I understand that. I appreciate the explanation man

@Beketov also, I appreciate you being willing to have a civil discussion about this. That doesn’t seem to be an easy thing to do for a lot of people.

How could you use the wrong sim file? The simmer doesn’t have access to the files on OTHER USER’s computers, so how is that even an issue? The simmer has their own separate file, which is theirs, and which is used for simming official league games. I really don’t see why the file can’t be shared other than because you guys just don’t want to

Yes, we do. I’m not sure why that’s an issue though? The simmer always has the sim file, and that is the one that’s used. How can a GM tamper with the simmer’s file? Unless you guys have some sort of special league file I really don’t see how that’s possible. Is everything all connected to the Portal in some way? Please forgive me for being misinformed, I’m very new to this league. In SHL there are no issues, all GMs and pretty much anyone on the site can get access to the sim file to test sim anything.

Not whining, just questioning how people don’t know this. Especially someone who I figure has been a very active part of this league.

Quite concerning that people that don’t know you can test sim for absolutely 0 dollars are in charge of this shit lmfao. I have GMed Team USA in SHL for 5+ seasons, GMed WJC before that, and have done many test sims for my SHL team and I haven’t paid a dime. I think it’s pretty reasonable for GMs to be able to test their lines, really. @Sonnet get off of your high horse buddy.

Last time we caught up with our good ole friend Walter Clements,he had a serious drug problem. The young prospect had a severe addiction to WD-40 and it really affected his development. Instead of being at the training facilities getting to be a better player, Walter Clements was stuck in rehab to try and kick his awful addiction that was plaguing his life. Walter, while he is making his way after rehab, he is a little messed up. He can only say a small select group of phrases. When anyone says his firs name, he immediately replies saying, "walter". When someone says the phrase, "I like", Walter Clements replies by saying "i like fire trucks and moster trucks". Nobody knows what a moster truck is, but everyone is just assuming he means monster truck. The only time Walter really has any control over what he is saying is when he hears someone say, "I'm gonna say the n word" he immediately shouts, "you can't say the n word that's racist". Walter truly doing God's work. @SlashACM

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Worst Team: Mercs Bronze Medal: Scandinavia Silver Medal: World Gold Medal: Canada

1. What do you think about getting your careers started with the Lynx? It's gonna be great, I'm super excited about joining such a great team! 2. Any preliminary opinions on which teams at the VHL level you might eventually want to play for? Any you'd rather avoid? If you don't know, that's fine I wanna play for whatever @BladeMaiden @Dangles13 @bluesfan55 and @SlashACM are on 3. How are you looking to build your player? Stylistically, and/or players you're modeling after? I just wanna be a grindy center who can help his teammates out with slick passes. 4. Long term goals? Cups, HOF, etc? Cups on cups on cups please 5. Member-wise: favorite hockey team? Bruins for sure

Walter Clements’ first season in the VHLM has been nothing short of a wild ride. Walter was undrafted because of a little issue he had before the draft. The headline read: “'Walter Clements was found unconscious in a hotel room with 86 cans of WD-40, and a case of Somas, Turns out Walter likes the smell of WD-40. The Somas were for if the WD didn't get that certain point of high.” You see, Walter had a bit of a, well how should I put this, problem. Walter was straight up addicted to the smell of WD-40. Walter went undrafted while he was in rehab, trying to fix bis problems. One morning when Walter woke up from his home in this hometown Brooklyn, and saw he was receiving a call from Ace_Diamond, the GM of the Ottawa Lynx. Being undrafted, Walter has been waiting and waiting for a call from an VHLM team to reach his phone. He began to believe it would not happen, but on that fateful day, Walter had that phone call with Ace, and thus his VHL career began. Teddy signed a pretty sweet contract with his new team, the Ottawa Lynx later that day. Being late to the party meant of course, Walter would be behind most players in terms of their development. Walter simply did not have the same caliber of training back at home in Brooklyn. Cracking the roster as the fourth line center for Ottawa, he knew that he had a lot of work to do if he wanted his VHL Draft stock to rise and if he wanted to be an impact player. Walter was determined to train as hard as he could, and to prove to everyone who passed up on him that he was the real deal. He was a workout warrior. If you wanted to find him, chances are you could find him in the gym. Walter made a pretty instant impact for his team, scoring his first goal in just his third game. Walter centered the fourth line for the remainder of the season, getting better and better as the year went on. The Lynx will finis the regular season in first place, and he knows it. Walter is absolutely pumped. Playing on a great team so early in his career is nerve racking but extremely exciting. Suiting up for his first VHLM game, Arnor Sigurdsson, a fellow rookie, who was the person who mentored him throughout the season could tell Walter was nervous. He walked over and said to him: “No sweat kid, this is all you tonight.” Walter calmed down and was ready for the game. Unfortunately, Walterdid not have a great game and showed signs that he would struggle early on in his career. This was very disappointing to Walter and the team, but everyone was still optimistic about him and the future. Now that the first game, it was time to focus on the few remaining games, playoffs, and getting ready for the upcoming VHL Draft. Walter was not expecting much as he knew he was still behind most of his draft class. He was expecting to go somewhere in the mid to late third round. Everything has been so crazy so far. Man, this would be a good time for some WD-40...

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that's what @BladeMaiden's mama said last night

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*gives sloppy kiss on the lips* i love you my googly bear