Kesler

Thats what I do best, you should be used to it.

All y'all must be losing tons of calories out here jumping to conclusions.

Hey you wanna lmk "when playoff tickets go on sale? First or second intermission?" quoting my boy bobby.

I voted for option 4...

@Frank We've been exposed.

You're close with the Joey guess, but its actually Scott again. Also you fucks with the American badass?

Pablo @der meister

ill sign up

5-6-5

You drafted Koji Yamazaki 2nd overall who was Booms multi, but was later acquired by Frank on Quebec before I took over and Boom (well actually just Yamazaki) would go inactive. So you lose some, you win some I guess

whoops

Aha throwback, and ya I remember I just kept bidding and really had no clue what I was getting. But he was certainly worth all that was dealt for him.

Judging from the little summary I read on it, it shows how brutal the labor camps/gulags were and how shitty it must have been to go them. So I just wanna say it was a joke and I will check it out!

No thats Keaton Louth's signature.

I love when a manager reaches for that panic button At Least you know now, that teaches you something Here I am taking shots at all past, present and future GMs. When a team has a successful season and then the GM questions the team after a playoff loss or a bad season. They blow the team up and acquire assets for the future without giving the team they built a good shot to prove them selves. I've done this and traded away players I shouldn't have all because of that "panic button" and really the pressure of just doing well as a GM. - This annotation was brought to you by Kesler New commish in town, but wheres the votes? Blue team is a boat docked and I just untied the ropes Like an anchor I sure hope it floats Like an anchor it sank with all their hopes I know these rhymes ain't got much buoyancy Like the blue team, I mean just some boys lost at sea With these bars bolded above I am kind of taking shots and making fun of the newly appointed commishes in the league. I question who voted for these guys [if there were any votes?(I dont have a problem with any of them, they just happened to be apart of my creative process when writing these rhymes)], I then go on to use the whole theme of water, sea, boats, anchors etc. as metaphors to take shots at these guy's. I thought I was being clever here and this was meant to hurt no one. - This annotation was brought to you by Kesler Now here is a tell tale story of being lost and sin'd John and Frank my mentors so let the story begin Let me paint a picture, it was the mid thirties Okay here I "sample" a line from a song off one of my favourite albums, J coles Born sinner. The original line is "Now what you 'bout to hear is a tale of glory and sin" and then Cole goes into talking about his mentor No I.D similar to how I do. I then mention my General Manager mentors in Frank and John, John being Fever95 who gave me my first shot back on Turku 20 something seasons ago. I then say "Let me paint a picture" and this is me giving a transition to the following lines where I mention my struggles as GM, a past GM who is no longer around and a member I had on my team at one time. - This annotation was brought to you by Kesler You know you cant mention roman without hermes I didnt really know how to act tho A decade later who knew being a GM was my plateau I dont even wanna mention being a rookie GM "You cant mention roman", here I am referring to Romaneuntdomas (or some shit like that), as I am talking about me being a GM in the mid thirties for Quebec, Roman was a GM back then so thats the connectin with roman. Now Hermes is a a greek god and is a part of roman mythology (clever right?) so theres the connect between romana and hermes (Roman being a double entendre). I then mention being a GM and that will likely be the highest position I will ever old on the VHL. - This annotation was brought to you by Kesler Who know a couple seasons later that Boy was a gem I didnt even know where my team was at on the map Dont mention that one trade or i'ma snap The first line of "That boy was a gem", when I traded for Travis BOYchuk, I had no clue what kind of player or member I was getting when I outbid a couple teams to acquire him. He turned out to be a huge part of my success as a GM on Quebec and turned into a huge contributor in the VHL community. So I think that line was appropriate. The second line was referring to my first season as GM where I believe Quebec made the finals, I had no idea "where I was on the map" as in I didnt know that team was good enough to make the finals and in hindsight was actually the last time my team made it. The last line is me just saying, I've made quite a few bad deals in my not so long time as GM so I thought it was a cheeky way to end it. - This annotation was brought to you by Kesler

That smile is gonna make an impact...

ko-al-ity sig

This is a cool concept, love the overall work on this one, not really feeling the impact font (jokes) but good work and way to rep the squad you GM.

First thing I see here is the black border, not a fan of that right away, the render placement is good, the bg is interesting and I am not sure if it fits that well. The text isn't bad but this could certainly use some more work.

Ohohoho this sig is a classic. Love the effects used on the render, the text is perfect, especially love the sub text. The colouring is great, lighting is good. Overall a simpler great sig.

Really like this sig, the black and white I believe worked great on this one. Render placement is good and the background effects are solid. The blurring on the shoulder and on his jersey works well. The font and text could maybe use some work here but overall good job.

Wow, there is a lot of going on in this one, I feel like there is a little too much going on. I like the render blending and the effects used on the render. I am not a fan of the text but overall good job.

Overall a decent sig, I feel like a lot of your sigs have a similar concept much like this one. Render placement is good, the text placement is good, not really a fan of the actual text itself though. The colouring is good, the sig is bright. Maybe if you added some blurring here and there and some different effects but this is certainly something to build on.

Overall a great sig, I only have one slight complaint and thats the render placement, maybe if it was just a bit higher and moved over a little to the right. The effects, text and lighting are great.