ColeMrtz

Hey @Moose , welcome to the VHL! My name is Cole, I’m the General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds, and I’d like to extend my hand to bring you aboard our elite squad. We have one of the best teams in the league, both on and off the ice, with players who are always available to talk to and willing to help put whenever you ask. Due to the strength of our current roster, I’d have to offer you 3rd line minutes, but at the end of the day the VHLM is about fun, and it’s a lot more fun when you’re winning. If we sound like the team for you, quote this offer and say “Accept”! If not, no worries! Plenty of GMs will be giving you their pitch, so if you want to weigh your options stick around and give em a shot, although they won’t be as cool as we are *wink wink nudge nudge*.

G - Jaxx Hextall @Jtv123

This, I was just poking fun, Sonnet is an awesome GM and in the M you really can't go wrong, everyone's here to have fun

Welcome to Houston @PatrikLaine

It does mean this, yes

Hey @PatrikLaine, my name is Cole, we just talked briefly on Discord. I’m the GM of the Mississauga Hounds, one of the league’s youngest franchises. We’re poised to make a run for the cup this season, with a pretty stacked roster, so if you really earn like crazy you might be able to break into our second line but I’m most likely offering you third line minutes. However, the VHLM is about having fun, and our lockeroom is by far one of the most active in the league, with both alumni and active players willing to help you out at nearly any hour of the day. Plus it’s a lot easier to have fun when you’re winning ?. If the Hounds sound like the right fit for you, quote this offer and say “Accept”!

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That’s half the word count right there

Send em over I’ll have another project for tonight lol

Well I’m sold

MISSISSAUGA HOUNDS General Manager: ColeMrtz Assistant General Manager: Zetterberg Home City: Mississauga, Ontario, Canada (Population: 828,854) Arena: Paramount Fine Foods Centre (Capacity: 5,612) JERSEY DESIGN:

Here is every Hounds draft class to date: S73: Fourth Round: G--Vsevolod Askarov, 48th Overall Fifth Round: D--Teriyaki Chicken, 52nd Overall C--James Bond, 57th Overall Sixth Round: RW--Fongs Son, 67th Overall Seventh Round: D--Tim Horton, 79th Overall S72: First Round: LW--Marshall James Frostbeard, 3rd Overall RW--Michael Mac, 8th Overall LW--Joseph Gainer, 12th Overall Second Round: G--Jacob Tonn, 18th Overall D--Shawn Glade III, 25th Overall Fourth Round: C--Pietro Angellini, 43rd Overall Fifth Round: D--Ben Mills, 54th Overall Seventh Round: RW--Norm McDonald, 80th Overall S71: Third Round: C--Andrew Su, 25th Overall Fourth Round: D--Matthew Cepeda, 41st Overall Fifth Round: LW--Noah Levi Johns, 46th Overall Sixth Round: LW--John Brewitt, 57th Overall Seventh Round: D--Albert Stoner, 68th Overall S70: Seventh Round: RW--Maurice James, 71st Overall S69: First Round: G--Jimmy Spyro, 5th Overall C--Jimothy Frost, 8th Overall D--Aleksandra Olsen, 11th Overall Second Round: D--Kevin Reegsman, 20th Overall C--Dick Cheesy, 22nd Overall Third Round: LW--RJ Jubis, 30th Overall LW--Justin Goodhope, 33rd Overall Fourth Round: RW--Casey Laflamme, 37th Overall G--Justin Frisk, 41st Overall Fifth Round: LW--Chris Murphy, 49th Overall Sixth Round: LW--Luke Warm, 66th Overall Seventh Round: G--Parani Saravanapavan, 71st Overall S68: First Round: D--Brock Louth, 1st Overall C--Balentine Kidd, 9th Overall Second Round: RW--Jerry Wang, 13th Overall Third Round: D--Guy Sasakamoose, 24th Overall LW--Patrik Tallinder, 31st Overall Fourth Round: RW--Kris Rice, 43rd Overall Sixth Round: D--Tigris Mort, 57th Overall Seventh Round: D--Yeet Dabbersson, 68th Overall S67: Second Round: D--Keven Foreskin, 17th Overall Fourth Round: D--Jeff Downey, 35th Overall Fifth Round: RW--Jaxon Walker, 46th Overall Sixth Round: D--Vuuna Haaka, 61st Overall Seventh Round: D--Noah Hanley, 72nd Overall S66: First Round: G--Rayz Funk, 3rd Overall Second Round: D--Hulk Hogan, 22nd Overall Third Round: LW--Cody Smith, 33rd Overall Fourth Round: C--Dan Gles, 36th Overall Fifth Round: LW--Chett Bandy, 55th Overall Sixth Round: C--Scott Greene, 66th Overall Seventh Round: D--Khalabib Stiopic, 77th Overall Eighth Round: LW--Richard Tremblay, 88th Overall

S72 CAPTAINS: C--JaredN A--Marshall James Frostbeard A--Jacob Tonn S71 CAPTAINS: C--Andrew Su (traded) A--Michael Mac A--John Brewitt S70 CAPTAINS: C--Aleksandra Olsen A--Dick Cheezy A--Jimothy Frost (traded) A--Adil Mahmood S69 CAPTAINS: C--Kris Rice A--Aleksandra Olsen A--Patrik Tallinder S68 CAPTAINS: C--Brock Louth A--Balentine Kidd A--Jerry Wang S67 CAPTAINS: C--Keven Foreskin (traded) C--Jeff Downey (traded) C/A--Jaxon Walker (traded) C/A--Jacob Perry A--Liam Rooney A--Balentine Kidd S66 CAPTAINS: C--Cody Smith A--Hulk Hogan A--Callum MacElroy *Team-voted unofficial captain--Rayz Funk

S72 Awards Goals Leader: Michael Mac (46) Assists Leader: Michael Mac (85) Points Leader: Michael Mac (131) Guy Saskamoose Award (Most Underrated Player): Bo Burrows/Pietro Angellini (2 votes) Others receiving votes: Jacob Tonn (1), JaredN (1), Trey Nets (1), Joseph Gainer (1), John Brewitt (1), Tommy Dube (1) Cody Smith Award (Top Two-Way Forward): Marshall James Frostbeard/JaredN (3 votes each) Others receiving votes: Michael Mac (1), John Brewitt (1), Tommy Dube (1), Pietro Angellini (1) Berocka Sundqvist Award (Top Free Agent Signing): Teriyaki Chicken/Zachariah Kisslinger (4 votes each) Others receiving votes: Tommy Dube (1), Lexi Glass (1) Hulk Hogan Award (Top Defenseman): Bo Burrows (5 votes) Others receiving votes: Shawn Glade III (4), Zachariah Kisslinger (1) CALLUM MACELROY TROPHY (TEAM MVP): Michael Mac/JaredN (4 votes) Others receiving votes: Jacob Tonn (1), Bo Burrows (1) S71 Awards No awards held S70 Awards No awards held S69 Awards Goals Leader: Patrik Tallinder (63) Assists Leader: Finnegan MacBurn (81) Points Leader: Kris Rice (137) Guy Sasakamoose Award (Most Underrated Player): Aleksandra Olsen/Jimothy Frost (3 votes each) Others receiving votes: Dick Cheezy (1) Cody Smith Award (Top Two-Way Forward): Kris Rice/Patrik Tallinder (3 votes each) Others receiving votes: Dick Cheezy (1) Hulk Hogan Award (Best Defenseman): Will Clarke (5 votes) Others receiving votes: Finnegan MacBurn (2) Berocka Sundqvist Award (Best Free Agent/Waiver Signing): Kyl Oferson (3 votes) Others receiving votes: Jared Spaz (2), Roque Davis (2), Ola Vikingstad (1) CALLUM MACELROY TROPHY (TEAM MVP): Jimmy Spyro (5 votes) Others receiving votes: Will Clarke (1), Kris Rice (1) S68 Awards Goals Leader: Jerry Wang (50) Assists Leader: Balentine Kidd (60) Points Leader: Balentine Kidd (100) Most Underrated Player: Guy Sasakamoose (3 votes) Others receiving votes: Patrik Tallinder (1), Kris Rice (1) Cody Smith Award (Top Two-Way Forward): Balentine Kidd/Kris Rice (2 votes each) Others receiving votes: Jerry Wang (1) Berocka Sundqvist Award (Top Free Agent Signing): Mikko Lahtinen (GM's choice) Hulk Hogan Award (Top Defenseman): Brock Louth (5 votes) Nominated: Guy Sasakamoose (0) CALLUM MACELROY TROPHY (TEAM MVP): Balentine Kidd (4 votes) Nominated: Jerry Wang (0), Brock Louth (0) S67 Awards No awards held S66 Awards Goals Leader--Callum MacElroy (53) Assists Leader--Hulk Hogan (77) Points Leader--Callum MacElroy (107) Best Lockeroom Presence: Hulk Hogan (2 Votes, decided by tie break) Others receiving votes: Rayz Funk (2 votes), Callum MacElroy (2 votes), Cody Smith (1 vote), Scott Greene (0 votes), Berocka Sundqvist (2 votes) Most Underrated Player: Nominees: Dan Gles (4 votes) Scott Greene (0 votes) Berocka Sundqvist (5 votes) Best Two-Way Forward* I am awarding this to Cody Smith outright because originally I'd put this up to a vote and included Hulk Hogan, who, understandably, picked up the most votes. That being said, "best two-way" usually only extends to forwards, so I've decided to make that the case. Which brings us to... Best Defenseman: Awarded to Hulk Hogan outright because there is no contest here. TEAM MVP: Nominees: Callum MacElroy (4 votes) Cody Smith (1 vote) Hulk Hogan (3 votes) Rayz Funk (0 votes) Best Australian: Berocka Sundqvist (6 votes) Cody Smith (1 vote) Callum MacElroy (1 vote) No votes for other players were recorded.

Games Played: T1. Casey Laflamme (208) T1. Justin Goodhope (208) 3. Noah Hanley (203) SKATER STATS Goals: 1. Patrik Tallinder (97) 2. Kris Rice (70) T3. Balentine Kidd (59) T3. Joakim Sakic (59) Assists: 1. Finnegan MacBurn (148) 2. Kris Rice (100) 3. Aleksandra Olsen (96) Points: 1. Patrik Tallinder (191) 2. Kris Rice (170) 3. Finnegan MacBurn (167) Plus-minus: 1. Kris Rice (+49) 2. Will Clarke (+48) 3. Patrik Tallinder (+43) Penalty Minutes: 1. Aleksandra Olsen (188) 2. Jacob Perry (122) 3. Albert Stoner (120) Hits: 1. Aleksandra Olsen (399) 2. Ryder Pyatt (268) 3. Kris Rice (238) Shots: 1. Patrik Tallinder (701) 2. Kris Rice (509) 3. Callum MacElroy (486) Shots Blocked: 1. Aleksandra Olsen (204) 2. Finnegan MacBurn (175) 3. Noah Hanley (162) Game-winning Goals: 1. Patrik Tallinder (22) T2. Callum MacElroy (11) T2. Jerry Wang (11) GOALTENDING STATS Wins: 1. Jimmy Spyro (57) 2. Aleksandr Alexsandrov (42) 3. Rayz Funk (41) Losses: 1. Aleksandr Aleksandrov (85) 2. Block Buster (52) 3. Bacon (28) Overtime Losses: 1. Aleksandr Aleksandrov (8) 2. Block Buster (6) 3. Rayz Funk (5) Save Percentage (min. 36 GP): 1. Rayz Funk (0.888) 2. Jimmy Spyro (0.886) 3. Block Buster (0.883) Goals-against Average (min. 36 GP): 1. Jimmy Spyro (1.97) 2. Rayz Funk (2.76) 3. Block Buster (3.33) Shutouts: 1. Jimmy Spyro (9) 2. Rayz Funk (4) 3 tied at 3 Goals Against: 1. Aleksandr Aleksandrov (555) 2. Block Buster (241) 3. Rayz Funk (198) Shots Against: 1. Aleksandr Aleksandrov (4352) 2. Block Buster (2056) 3. Rayz Funk (1765)

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SKATER STATS Goals: 1. Patrik Tallinder (63)--S69 2. Kris Rice (57)--S69 3. Callum MacElroy (53)--S66 Assists: 1. Michael Mac (85)--S72 2. Finnegan MacBurn (81)--S69 3. Kris Rice (80)--S69 Points: 1. Kris Rice (137)--S69 2. Michael Mac (131)--S72 3. Patrik Tallinder (127)--S69 Plus-minus: 1. Bo Burrows (+60)--S72 2. JaredN (+59)--S72 3. Shawn Glade III (+55)--S72 Penalty Minutes: 1. Bo Burrows (152)--S72 2. Jacob Perry (122)--S67 T3. Marshall James Frostbeard (121)--S72 T3. Gavin Harris (121)--S72 Hits: 1. Marshall James Frostbeard (259)--S72 2. Bo Burrows (237)--S72 3. Aleksandra Olsen (233)--S70 Shots: 1. Joseph Gainer (495)--S72 2. Callum MacElroy (486)--S66 3. Taro Tsujimoto (452)--S74 Shots Blocked: 1. Matthew Cepeda (147)--S71 2. Albert Stoner (142)--S71 3. Aleksandra Olsen (129)--S70 Game-winning Goals: T1. Patrik Tallinder (14)--S69 T1. Taro Tsujimoto (14)--S74 T3. Callum MacElroy (11)--S66 T3. Jerry Wang (11)--S68 GOALTENDING STATS Wins: 1. Jimmy Spyro (57)--S69 2. Vsevolod Askarov (51) 3. Jacob Tonn (45)--S72 Losses: T1. Block Buster (52)--S67 T1. Aleksandr Aleksandrov (52)--S70 3. Vsevolod Askarov (47)--S73 Overtime Losses: 1. Block Buster (6)--S67 2. Rayz Funk (5)--S66 T3. Aleksandr Aleksandrov (4)--S70 T3. Jacob Tonn (4)--S72 Save Percentage (min. 36 games played): 1. Vsevolod Askarov (0.901)--S74 2. Vsevolod Askarov (0.895)--S73 3. Jacob Tonn (0.893)--S72 Goals-against Average (min. 36 games played): 1. Jimmy Spyro (1.97)--S69 2. Vsevolod Askarov (2.31)--S74 3. Rayz Funk (2.76)--S66 Shutouts: 1. Jimmy Spyro (9)--S69 2. Vsevolod Askarov (5)--S73 T3. Rayz Funk (4)--S66 T3. Vsevolod Askarov (4)--S74 Goals Against: 1. Aleksandr Aleksandrov (301)--S70 2. Vsevolod Askarov (249)--S73 3. Block Buster (241)--S67 Shots Against: 1. Aleksandr Aleksandrov (2378)--S70 2. Vsevolod Askarov (2366)--S73 3. Block Buster (2056)--S67

Welcome to the VHL @Kisslinger! My name is Cole, and I’m the GM of the Mississauga Hounds. I noticed you were recruited by @JBrew42, a member of our current roster. I’d love to give you the chance to play with our squad, however right now the best I can offer you is 3rd pair minutes. If you’re willing to take the hit to your ice time, we’d welcome you to the Hounds family with open arms, but if not I understand that 3rd pair isn’t a super attractive offer. If you’d like to hear what other GMs can offer you, simply hold off and wait for the offers to roll in. Otherwise, quote this offer and say “Accept” and I can properly welcome you to the Hounds family!

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Hey @Nici, welcome to the VHL! My name is Cole, I’m the General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds, and I’d like to extend my hand to bring you aboard our elite squad. We have one of the best teams in the league, both on and off the ice, with players who are always available to talk to and willing to help put whenever you ask. Due to the strength of our current roster, I’d have to offer you 3rd line minutes, but at the end of the day the VHLM is about fun, and it’s a lot more fun when you’re winning. If we sound like the team for you, quote this offer and say “Accept”! If not, no worries! Plenty of GMs will be giving you their pitch, so if you want to weigh your options stick around and give em a shot, although they won’t be as cool as we are *wink wink nudge nudge*.

D - Fontenette @JeffD

D - Berocka Sundqvist @Jtv123

Don’t listen to motza he smells

Hey loser, our team is literally dogs, quote this and say accept

What an absolute stud