ColeMrtz

Welcome to the VHL @GreenGato! My name is Cole, the GM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'd like to offer you a spot on our roster. We have an active lockeroom full of both new and old members, so you'll have a great community to instantly be a part of. Not only that, we're in contention for the cup, sitting third in the league currently, and we want you to be a part of that. You'll likely slot into our third line, but if you grind out enough TPE I believe you could fight onto our second line! If this offer interests you, please quote this and say "Accept"!

Welcome to the VHL @Lane! My name is Cole, the GM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'd like to offer you a spot on our roster. We have an active lockeroom full of both new and old members, so you'll have a great community to instantly be a part of. Not only that, we're in contention for the cup, sitting third in the league currently, and we want you to be a part of that. You'll likely slot into our third line, but if you grind out enough TPE I believe you could fight onto our second line! If this offer interests you, please quote this and say "Accept"!

Welcome to the VHL @tcookie25! My name is Cole, the GM of the Mississauga Hounds, and we want YOU to join our squad. We're battling for the top of our conference, and we thing you can slot into our middle 6 group of forwards with no problem. If you want to be part of an active, engaging team and secure the Founder's Cup, the Hounds are right for you. To accept this offer, simply quote it and say "Accept"! We'll see you on the ice!

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@glass Welcome to the VHL! My name is Cole, the GM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'd like to offer you a spot on our squad. We are in a hunt for the cup this season and would like to offer you a competing spot for our TOP 6 forward group. We have a very active lockeroom to help guide you through your first steps in the league (if @dlamb hasn't shown you the ropes already ). If this offer interests you, simply quote it and say "Accept"!

@Lohik G Welcome to the VHL! My name is Cole, the GM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'd like to offer you a spot on our squad. We are in a hunt for the cup this season and would like to offer you a competing spot for our TOP 6 forward group. We have a very active lockeroom to help guide you through your first steps in the league. If this offer interests you, simply quote it and say "Accept"!

Welcome back @Berocka! You said you didn't want a meme pitch, so I'll give you a real one. The Mississauga Hounds are looking for a cup, and we want YOU to be a part of it. I can only offer you the backup spot on our squad, as our starter position is pretty well locked up, however if you want to help be a part of a pivotal season for our organization we'd love to have you onboard. There's plenty of familiar faces to help make you feel at home (again), and you won't even need an invite to our lockeroom. If this offer interests you, simply quote it and say "Accept"!

Welcome back @Brrbisbrr! Mississauga is in a hunt for the cup, and with a competitive roster you have the potential to get into out TOP 6 forward group. I'd love to have you join our squad, and we have some familiar faces to help you feel right at home. If this offer interests you, quote it and say "Accept"!

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Howdy fresco, we’ve got loads of ice time for you as well, and we haven’t been eliminated from playoffs (yet). You know the drill.

Welcome back @MMFLEX! I’d like to offer you top 6 minutes in Mississauga, with a chance at a playoff run. If you’re interested, quote this offer and say accept!

Welcome back to the VHL @emidas! I’ll keep it short and sweet, I can offer you top 6 minutes with the Hounds as we sit on the cusp of playoffs. Quote this and say accept if you’d like to join our squad.

Hello Traitor, The Hounds have a diverse history in hockey, hosting (possibly) the highest amount of Australian players of all time. By joining us we can expand into, I mean, diversify into an Asian player base. Also if you don’t sign with us Wang will put up 6 against David.

Welcome to the VHL @Jaster Mereel! My name is Cole, the GM of the Mississauga Hounds. I’d like to offer you TOP 6 MINUTES with our squad. We offer a one of a kind lockeroom experience to help guide you through the process, with a knowledgeable staff and huge alumni network. We likely won’t be competing for a cup this season, but to get things started for you I think we can offer you top tier minutes and experience to bring with you into the draft. So what do you say? If we sound like the team for you, simply quote this offer and say “Accept”!

STHS has poor formatting and puts LW in the middle, my bad. Point still stands. You can die on this hill if you feel the need but the numbers don’t lie.

Putting the jab aside, you’re a fairly high TPE 2C, you’re going up against guys below your weight class majority of the time. If you weren’t producing more per minute that would be a concern. I’m once again not dissing you as a player, you’re preforming really well, but to say you are the best in the league while there are higher TPE/higher scoring players just simply isn’t true. If you were playing first line minutes your numbers would look substantially worse going against tougher opponents. That’s just how the game works. We’re in a rebuild and the guy is IA, why would I expect him to be higher on the list?

Idk where you’re getting salt from lol, I’m just stating a fact. I don’t have a horse in this race

Hence why I wasn’t shitting on the list, it’s a lot of very interesting and relevant statistics, I just don’t think it to be a fair representation of the league’s “top forwards”, which makes the title a little misleading.

An interesting article but idk if I’d call it “top forwards”, Florent is a solid 2C who isn’t getting double shifted so his minutes are substantially lower, inflating his numbers based on averages. He doesn’t even crack top 25 players in points. Is he bad, no, is he the best, not by a long shot.

Welcome to the VHL @Dolant, my name is Cole, and I’m the GM of the Mississauga Hounds. While we lag behind in the standings at the moment we have an active and eager staff ready to help guide you through any questions you may have, and can offer you TOP 6 MINUTES with our squad. If this sounds like an offer that interests you simply quote this and say accept!

I always look to give this job to those with the least experience, but still with the high passion needed for the job. Ultimately it came down to 2 members who are both alum, but from an activity standpoint one stands out slightly more to me. Congratulations to @Bacon!

I come looking for dogs, must be trained to do press conferences and engage active players in the lockeroom. Will teach how to use STHS and whatever else you may be interested in. Offer is outstanding to anyone who quotes and puts in their pitch.

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