ColeMrtz

S72 Audit Goals No change Assists Michael Mac takes 1st Points Michael Mac takes 2nd +/- Bo Burrows takes 1st, JaredN takes 2nd, Shawn Glade III takes 3rd Penalty Minutes Bo Burrows takes 1st, Marshall James Frostbeard and Gavin Harris take 3rd Hits Marshall James Frostbeard takes 1st, Bo Burrows takes 2nd Shots Joseph Gainer takes 1st Shots Blocked No change Game Winners No change Wins Jacob Tonn takes 2nd Losses No change Overtime Losses Jacob Tonn takes 3rd Save Percentage Jacob Tonn takes 1st Goals Against Average Jacob Tonn takes 3rd Shutouts Jacob Tonn takes 3rd Goals Against No change Shots Against Jacob Tonn takes 3rd

Pinch me I'm dreaming

Press 2 electric boogaloo 1. It's been a tough stretch of games but it's what we signed up for. How do you feel about your personal preformances? 2. Miami and Houston are putting on a show at the front of the pack, who's the stronger team? 3. Halifax has gone a long stretch of games with no wins, when will the drought end? 4. Mississauga player Teriyaki Chicken has broken into the top 10 for shots blocked, how does their defensive play impact our game? 5. What lines, if any, would you like to see played? 6. I try to ask it once a season, if there was a Hounds fight club, who would be the one wearing the belt?

Welcome to the VHL @SCEmporRostock! I noticed you have some friends in the league, if they are determining you end destination I completely understand, but if not I’d like to offer you TOP 6 MINUTES with the Mississauga Hounds. We have a huge community of staff and alumni who will happily answer any questions you may still have about the league. If this offer interests you, please quote this message and say “Accept”!

Mississauga Hounds, my bad I guess I forgot literally the whole pitch lol

Welcome back @jhatty8, I won’t waste your time with a long winded pitch but if you don’t mind missing the playoffs I’ve got some top line minutes for ya ?

Hey there @BigZouzou, welcome to the VHL! My name is Cole, the General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds, and I’d like to extend an offer to you to join our squad. We aren’t exactly in a position to compete right now, but because of that I can offer you TOP LINE MINUTES alongside an incredibly helpful group of both staff and alumni to guide you through whatever processes you’ll need help with (although coming from one of our affiliate leagues, you probably won’t need too much). If this offer sounds good to you, simply quote it and say “Accept”! We’d love to have you on board.

You would not believe the amount of wood I’m knocking on right now

Welcome to the VHL @H0PPY75! My name is Cole, and I'm the GM of the Mississauga Hounds. We have one of the best lockeroom cultures in the league, and would love to welcome you into our family! We likely won't be competing this season, but on the bright side that means I can offer you FIRST LINE MINUTES on our squad. If this offer interests you, simply quote this and say "Accept"!

Welcome to the VHL @Haydon Learmonth! My name is Cole, and I'm the GM of the Mississauga Hounds. We have one of the best lockeroom cultures in the league, and would love to welcome you into our family! We likely won't be competing this season, but on the bright side that means I can offer you FIRST LINE MINUTES on our squad. If this offer interests you, simply quote this and say "Accept"!

Press time Hounds 1. The season kicked off with a bang for us tonight, with a close win over the Halifax 21st followed by a swift ass kicking from Ottawa. How do these games make you feel for the upcoming season? 2. What did you do during the offseason to train? 3. Who do you think will be our top performer this season? 4. What team award predictions do you have? 5. How do you feel about the addition of Patrik Laine to the Miami squad? 6. What's your boldest prediction for the season?

Welcome back @NickSunderbruch! If you need a refreshed I'd love to help get you started again, but as far as contracts go I'd like to offer you top line minutes with the Mississauga Hounds. We won't be contending this season as we're in rebuild mode, but we can get you the maximum playing time. Our lockeroom environment is unmatched and you'd be a part of a constantly growing culture. If this offer interests you, simply quote this and say "Accept"!

I don't have enough bots to create a pro roster atm

Come mingle in Mississauga bby?

Hey Bana, wanna come to Mississauga and finish dead last on the top line?

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Welcome to the VHL @Chinjim_17! My name is Cole, and I'm the GM of the Mississauga Hounds. We have one of the best lockeroom cultures in the league, and would love to welcome you into our family! We likely won't be competing this season, but on the bright side that means I can offer you FIRST LINE MINUTES on our squad. If this offer interests you, simply quote this and say "Accept"!

I’m in

Aw, you make me blush. But seriously it was great having you around and maybe I can get you on a more successful Hounds roster in the future lol

1. With our playoff run brought a quicker end than we would’ve liked, what are your plans for the offseason? 2. Where do you think you’re going to go in your respective drafts? 3. While our lack of advancement is somewhat disappointing, the first year Miami Marauders are giving the top seed Minnesota Storm a run for their money. Do you think they can pull it off? 4. What are your predictions for the remainder of playoffs? 5. With golf season underway for the Hounds, who wins longest drive? 6. Who do you think had the best lockeroom presence this season?

I love the enthusiasm but I’m fairly certain we only have one pick in the last round of the draft

@FrostBeard couple errors on my end, games are as follows 1. W vs DA (https://www.chess.com/live/game/5039685706) 2. L vs Nyko (https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/5041779142) 3. L vs Berocka (https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/5043360293) I’d like to point out this is the only game he’s won against me smh 4. W vs Dmax (https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/5045642779) 5. L vs Garsh (https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/5047636964) 6. W vs BigAl (https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/5047805427) 7. TBD vs Frost

Beat @DMaximus (posting here since the app was fucky at work) https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/5045642779

Press 1. As we come up to the end of the season, how do you keep motivated for that final push? 2. Have you learned anything new this season, either about the league or the sim? If not just something in general? 3. Regular Season team awards are coming up, does anyone steal the show? 4. How do you feel about our playoff chances? 5. Who do you feel was our “rival” this season? 6. Do you think the NHL will resume play after the latest bout of infections?