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ColeMrtz

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  1. I’ll take Guilliame Fontenette if that’s how you spell it @BarzalGoat
  2. I guess now would be a good time to ask for any leads? I don’t know if we got rolled multiple town invest but we’re kind of screwed right now.
  3. So this is where we claim town right?
  4. Yeah it’s been a little bit hasn’t it? Owen Nolan @Enorama
  5. claiming again (I think I have at least 2 weeks of claims?)
  6. More press 1) The VHL Offseason coupled with a global pandemic has spawned a multitude of game threads recently, ranging from Town of Salem to MMA. Which, if any, is most interesting to you? 2) In recent tradition the VHL Heavyweight Belt will be back in contention on Wednesday when the season kicks off again. Do any of the Americans grab it, and if so, who? 3) Being locked in is a good a time as any to experiment in the kitchen, what dish have you always wanted to try and make yourself? 4) In that same vein, which player is the best cook on our roster? 5) How have you been killing the time lately? 6) With the Gutzweiler brothers coming up, which NHL (active or historic) brothers most closely represent them?
  7. How’s the inferiority complex treating ya down there, Napoleon?
  8. Everyone interested in Doubles thats coming soon, this is more a test run to see if I can organize it all. That being said, Ones tourney is being held next Saturday at 8 PM EST, now open to register on https://smash.gg/tournament/vhl-ones-quarantourney/details @Spyro @Proto @ContinentalCup036 @Nykonax @Corco @Jubo07 @McWolf @DoktorFunk @jacobaa19
  9. After noticing a bunch of Hounds/Davis players all playing the game, I thought we might as well start up a little friendly competition here. Rules are pretty basic, 1v1, all rounds BO3 until finals which is BO5, standard maps, etc etc. Only thing undecided right now is when. If you're interested, reply to this thread and also say when works best for you, we'll try to find a time that works best for everyone.
  10. You're telling me @Spyro wasn't even in the conversation? smh biggest snub of the awards
  11. Evict me by hanging again pleaze
  12. Draf press 1. NY is set to pick at #4, what do you want to see come from this pick? 2. Who's the most exciting prospect in this draft? 3. How have you spent your offseason so far? 4. After a disappointing finish last year, what do you expect to see from us this year? 5. Any hot takes for the upcoming season? 6. NYA Longest Drive Competition, who wins?
  13. I am very bad at speaking and very good at getting myself in trouble
  14. As the S70 regular season comes to a close I am left with a very confused perspective on my player, Jerry Wang. Cutting out his incredible hot streak at the start of the season, Wang had an incredible 15 points in 67 games. Despite minimal contribution however, Wang posted the best +/- in the league (+27), 5 more than the next closest player rookie phenom Erik Summers and notorious mascot/forward Gritty who both held a +22. So what gives? To start we have to look back at who played with who, as this should give a bit of context as to how one develops their +/-. I'm going to look at the lines being ran at the end of the season and operate under the assumption that they were used all season, despite knowing this is entirely untrue. Wang played on the wing alongside Michael Gary Scott and Shawnomir Jagr. On the backend Brock Louth and Kevin Low also played with this line. Summers played big boy minutes in Helsinki on the first D-pair alongside breakout star Guillaume Fontenette. The forward group that ran with him was made up of Kronos Bailey, Julian Borwinn and Erik Draven, a force to be reckoned with. Gritty centered Dan Bailee and Mat Tocco on the second line, backed up by Vladmir Pavlov and Oskar Lagesson. What does this tell us? With Wang it was a tale of really abusing the circumstance. Vancouver is one of the best teams in the league on paper, and while Wang didn't have the talent (or TPE) to produce, he sure was on the ice with the leagues elite every night. Louth and Low take up the 2 and 3 +/- positions among defensemen behind Summers, and were both closing on 60 points. Jagr tied HHH for the most points in Vancouver with 80, and MGS put up a nice 69 as well. When you look at that, it sort of make sense. Something still doesn't seem right, however. See Summers and Gritty both have a substantial TPE edge over Wang, Gritty well past the 500 mark and Summers closing on 600 himself. If it were merely a case of being in the right place at the right time, I struggle to see how a sub 500 TPE player would get that much of a benefit. AND THAT MEANS ITS ORIGIN STORY TIME BABY! THATS RIGHT! If you mean to tell me that Jerry Wang could pull this shit off on his own, Scott (hehe) free, with no outside help, I'd laugh at you. Haha, I'm doing it right now. Because THATS RIDICULOUS. ITS BLASPHEMOUS, HERESY EVEN. Jerry Wang is cashing in on his days in Halifax, cursed by that Satanist cult. Wang can be surrounded by success, so much success that he leads the league in +/-, but he can have NONE OF IT. Gone are the days of Wang putting up a respectable amount of points, far less putting up almost league high numbers. He is doomed to live the most mediocre, unimpressive life one could live, be the most average hockey player ever to grace the VHL. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Wang is forever flaccid. 527 Words
  15. Hello yes I am once again applying to be a VHLM GM
  16. Any team please, would really like the experience
  17. +4 because the site is in a different time zone
  18. "Where is Galway" *Goes into cardiac arrest* Only the SECOND BIGGEST CITY IN IRELAND *should be noted I have no ill will but must maintain the act
  19. I mean I fully expect the podcast with me to just be an hour and a half of abuse
  20. ColeMrtz

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