ColeMrtz

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY, but for real love dok and proto and hope they do amazing things in the M

Applying, prefer team Asia but any team will do

claim again

Throwing my hat in the ring again

PRASS 1. In a massive 3-way trade we have recently acquired MGS @Motzaburger from Vancouver, how do you feel about his addition to our roster? 2. There's recently been talks about a relocation in the lockeroom, are you for or against this and why? 3. Despite our rather lackluster start Keven Foreskin @Esso2264 is third in the league in goals with 13, only 2 off of league leader Scott Greene at 15. What has his play done for your preformance? 4. In a crowded rookie class our fresh-faced star Hugh Jass @TheFlash is still hitting above his weight class sitting 8th out of all rookies with 10 points. How do you expect him to stack up in the ROTY race? 5. In a category usually dominated more by resident goon Lance Flowers @CowboyinAmerica, our veteran C Boris the Forest @chillzone stands a head above with 90 hits, placing him 5th in the league. How does seeing our captain step up to the plate like this push you to preform better? 6. Are we cursed?

Whatever you say bud

Relax buddy I was joking around, don’t get so riled up over literally nothing

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Press 1. Almost as though it's tradition, we're off to a rather lack luster start. Are we just struggling to get our feet under ourselves or is this a more serious underlying issue? 2. Elmebeck, Foreskin and Nolan lead the way for our team with 8 points a piece, what about their game makes them so lethal? 3. Flowers and Forest have been gooning it up with an average of 3.2 PIMs a game, do you attribute this to intensity or just general lack of disipline? 4. All of our rookies have tallied their first VHL points this week, do any of them take a run at ROTY? 5. A Red Guy leads all goalies in shots against by a 50 shot margin, did he hurt somebody in the lockeroom to earn the ire of our defense? 6. Any bold early predictions for the season? (Have I even done press if I don't ask this at least once a season?)

If you don't know how to join private tourneys in RL, go to Play>Tournaments>Join Private and enter the room name (VHLQuarantourney) and password (Harry Wang)

REGISTRATION OPEN FOR THE NEXT 15 MINUTES

@Proto brackets autogenerate when the tourney starts, it's being played through RL

@jhatty8 @Proto @Spyro @DoktorFunk @Dil @ContinentalCup036 @Corco @Nykonax @Jubo07 @McWolf @jacobaa19 @Berocka TOURNAMENT IS LIVE, STARTS AT 8:15 Name: VHLQuarantourney Password: Harry Wang

@Proto @Spyro @DoktorFunk @Dil @ContinentalCup036 @Corco @Nykonax @Jubo07 @McWolf @jacobaa19 @Berocka Tournament may be postponed slightly (half hour, 45 mins) as dinner is taking longer to cook than expected. It’s still on and I will post tournament details here when I get it up and running.

It starts at 8 EST tonight I’ll tag anyone who posts in this thread when I get it up

I'm dumb, George Washington

Greg Eagles, Hugh Jass @Enorama

VOTE RAYZOR

I've discovered this game is much harder over the course of actual days

I'm guarding McWolf tonight then, lookout can confirm me in the morning.

oh thats unfortunate then, guess I have to declare publicly then?

Whispers are allowed between living players im fairly certain

Lynch me if you don't believe me but I'm telling the truth, if anyone's lookout PM me and i'll tell you where I'm going so you can confirm

I quickly checked through the thread before my action last night and he seemed like the one with the most concise plan of action, if he's town that makes him a target.

I haven't been paying close enough attention thats on me N1: nobody N2: Berocka