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Trade DEADline: S97 CHAPTER 1 The S97 VHL Trade Deadline has come and gone. The excitement was high, and the trades were low. How can this be? The VHL Trade Deadline was a snooze fest if you're basing the enjoyment on how many trades there were, the size, and all the fun stuff. There was none of this, though, and yet, things were fucking wild. Panic was running loose on the league's Discord server (that you can join HERE!), and chaos was turning the league's newly created subreddit (Join the recruitment and "fun" efforts HERE!) into a place of fear and terror. The clock struck midnight, and the Trade Deadline was here. Little did fans know the word deadline meant a little more than they thought. CHAPTER 2 As time slowly crept on, so did the things that lurked in the shadows. London, Helsinki, Warsaw, Los Angeles, and DCD GM's all creeping behind old and stinky dumpsters, moaning in the night at the moon with the stray female cats that are in heat. Something didn't seem right though. They were growling. They were moaning the words "brains". We knew they were bottom-feeder teams that were trying to improve their rosters, but clearly, this is a lack of self-esteem, maybe as they're wanting all of our brains. The VHL community bystanders, standing away from the moaning, groaning and payday loaning, were disturbed and afraid by the ruckus. CHAPTER 3 A couple of hours passed, and so did the timeline for making trades in the Victory Hockey League. This sent the undead last-place GMs into a frenzy. They shot out from the shadows and started grabbing random members. Within a few short minutes and a solid smoke break, VHL members @samx @Baby Boomer @badcolethetitan @Grape @Telkster @dogwoodmaple @alecbama @Radcow @thadthrasher @GioSivo @Sjin @DoktorFunk @Berocka @Rayzor_7 @Beketov @DMaximus @Dmoushey_31 @traphag @easymoneysniper. The list is long, but I think it was evenly created. You have some hyper-ass undead members in there, like new head honcho moderator Sam, Cole and Grape, then some slower little guys like drfunky, rayray and EMS. Your odds are still okay at survival. Don't be afraid, little tulip. CHAPTER 4 Okay, no. You should be afraid. The VHL forum is offline. You hit the link in the browser, but things have been buffering now for 7 minutes. The page loads a bit, but nothing great. You're doomed. You pop onto the Discord server to see if others are struggling. THEY ARE. They're scared. You're scared. You all have brown underwear. The lights flicker and then shut off. The power goes out. You now have probably 24 hours of solid cold temperatures before your deep freezes turn to soup. The mob of zombies is banging on your windows. They're banging on the outside of the front door. They're banging everywhere. Is this the 1960's at Woodstock? Holy smokes. Zombies banging everywhere. All of this banging causes the front door to be pushed in. Surprise, Surprise. @Dil forgot to lock the front door, and moderation zombie @samx just booted the door in. @Dabnad jumps from behind the coat rack and sacrifices himself for young Dil. Dil runs away to warn the others that the fortress has been breached and that they must release the first line of defence: everyone below the age of 16. STAY TUNED

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Imagine openly disobeying the rule book and trying to get away with it in plain daylight

Was Rory inactive? It says in-actives can only be done during the offseason. Despite not being specified in the store, it is in the rulebook.

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@The Wreckening what brought you back? Happy to see you return. Let’s kick some ass.