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With the new month coming, we're getting the magic and fury ready for the Victory Fighting Championship #2. It was recently released that there's going to likely be only 1 event every single month with the exception to some bonus events that may or may not come in the future. With all the excitement that has happened and the anxiety behind the yet to be released, absolute dynamite cards that are coming up, the CEO of VFC continues to branch out with his investments. A few months ago, the Seattle Bears organization branched out into the restaurant business and have periodically released new menu items to appease to their fans, the customers and the VHL fan base. Currently, the only 2 restaurants were located in Seattle. One being in the arena where the Seattle Bears player and the other is located in a nice portion of the town. The Bears Den has just updated their website with some new information and we're excited to share that with you. EXPANSION: The Bears Den has expanded to 2 other locations. The first location was chosen due to it being an incredible hot spot known for parties, drugs, sex and great food (I also recall bath salts and a zombie eating somebodies face). YES, YES. The VHLM's Miami Marauders are getting a Bears Den in their hometown of MIAMI and the Bears organization is offering a 10% discount to all players. The second location is going to be Vancouver. The team just won the championship and have to be fucking hungry. While a few have a hard time admitting SEA has been the better team and/or have done amazing things, the Bears don't shy away from respecting and recognizing real. For the grand opening week, to Celebrate the with the city, we're offering a 20% discount on all the BEAV egg salad sandwiches. NEW ITEMS: Due to being extremely busy with the preparation of expansion (Bears Den, not VHL...), we'll only be bring you 2 new items this go around, however, we're very excited for you to try them. With that being said, we won't keep you any longer to announce the orgasmic, mouth watering news. THE TATE-R Gators. @Tate Firstly, sorry for the massive fucking picture but this great news calls for some YUGE things. What you see above is the initial step into making our crispy, tater tot goodness that comes in the shape of alligators - HENCE the name TATE-R GATORS. We hand select each potato from a bag we bought from whatever store we got the potatoes from and put our very own potato skin brush around them to sooth the potatoes inner core while we prep them for the line. Ever got a woody because your tater tots tasted so great? Not yet? Come on down to the Bears Den. They're so fucking good Health Canada has suggested using them instead of the magic blue pill as it has safer effects. THE OG REAPER @BladeMaiden Winter months got you down, cold and blue? Need some flame to heat up the mouth, throat, chest, stomach and ass? Do we ever have news for you. This burger is named after the OG Reaper Blademaiden and we couldn't have combined the two to create a better combo. Each is known for their complete fire that will leave the softest of homies crying for their mommies and they're both made of everything spicy. That bun is made from a mixture that involves Ghost Pepper blend (1.0M on the scoville charts), the sauce is made from our very own california reaper pepper potion and the Meat is the very finest, most rarest reindeer meat on the planet. The vegetables? You'll never guess... they're created in our special veggie science lab where we had each of those individual veggies (onions, tomatoes, lettuce, etc) have sex with naga viper peppers to create absolute fucking fire in every single ounce of every single bite. Warning: When testing, 3 people out of 100 who tested this burger immediately went to the out house to take a fire dump. Unfortunately, these people also tried lighting a dart while they were dropping off the kids and let's just say some hair got singed.

But 10/10... Stockholm imo should come back. Would also be fun for Malmo!

Maybe NSFW: (Shouldn’t be on VHL or YT at work or school etc)......

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Good luck to you in the final chapter!

Hell ya

Sorry about the Wolves but good luck with the rest

Good stuff, prospects. Keep it up!

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Keep it up, @drewowo. If you do, easily one of the biggest draft steals ever! LETS DO IT!

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Planet earth is going to be hit by a meteorite, you have time to eat one amazing last meal... what is it? Fuck one, Kill one, Marry one - GO! Margot Robbie, Blake Lively, Charlize Theron. If you had to relocate any team, what would it be and where? What is the best Australian food you'd tell a north american or "outsider" to try? Most overrated VHL player? Most underrated?

Bana's Quick Q's Press Conference Rules 14. What is something you're looking forward to in the next little while? 15. What are your thoughts on the Bears hot start? 16. What are your thoughts on how Jacob Tonn has played? 17. Who have been the Bears best players? 18. How has Nyko, or Kyl Oferson, done on the Bears so far? 19. What do you think @TXC is getting up to? 20. @iRockstar was seen sneaking around the locker room and looked guilty... what did he do? 21. @zepheter hosted the team for dinner. What did he and his family cook for us? How was it? 22. @oilmandan is turning into a good player.. Weird... Is it Roids? Veggies? What's his secret? 23. @a_Ferk is in the next Victory Fighting Championship... who is his opponent? Who wins? 24. @jRuutu was recently featured in a magazine for how hot his start was. He was seen riding an animal while fighting something. DESCRIBE the cover! 25. What did you have for supper? Feel free to use these questions to answer for multiple weeks - following the press conference rules below "Bana's Quick Q's. @Ricer13 @MexicanCow123 @a_Ferk @Dtayl @iRockstar @jRuutu @leafsman @zepheter @oilmandan @efiug @Nykonax @Walter Fizz @aksuko @Hasek_77 @FeenixxRIsing @-_____- @TheFattyMichel @drewowo @Pythonic @Jayrad28

Hello lads, ladies and birds, In case you missed the first ever VFC, the first ever event was held here. What a way to start it off, oi? We had some magically heat building up between Nick and Shawn, and then seen the magical main event that everyone was waiting for in Robbie and Bushito's Iqaluit SHOWDOWN of PAIN. Seemingly, it did not disappoint. The matches quickly got udnerway and the thunder was rolling around the VHL. While one of the fights ended up being pretty damn close - which was expected with the toughness and dirtiness between each slugger, Nick led the way with a massive smack down on @ShawnGlade's ass and sent him limping back to inactivity. Rumor has it, Shawn was rubbing A535 on the old nutsack just to feel something these days after the excruciating loss of Davos and now his pride at the hands of MR. @NickSunderbruch. What I will say is that I imagine these stories are not over but may be dipping out for a bit... BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE EPIC BATTLES COMING YOUR WAY. MORE BLOOD. WAY MORE TEARS. Victory Fighting Championships event #1 in Iqaluit was a massive success and despite the heat in the kitchen, the baked goods that were delivered were tastier than fuck. NEXT WEEK, you can expect the same kind of magic... BUT WAY MORE. What should you expect? Expect a mini showdown summary of the fights of the event and all that jazz along with massive, bitching hype. Lastly... a bigger card... MORE FIGHTS! MORE BATTLES. MORE PRETEND NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES IN THE HEXAGON. ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?

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