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Bana's Quick Q's Press Conference Rules 26. Have you bought any Christmas presents yet? If so, what are some? 27. What are your thoughts on your players play so far this season? 28. Why did the Bears cool down? 29. What is the magical fix that is needed? 30. Who is the leagues MVP so far? 31. What team is the biggest surprise? 32. Will Davos make the playoffs? How much would you bet? 33. What are you having for supper tonight? 34. Kyl Oferson wants "extras" in his next extension. This could be cars, boats, choocolate, whatever. What would you chip in? @Nykonax 35. Your player was recently in the news. What for? Feel free to use these questions to answer for multiple weeks - following the press conference rules below "Bana's Quick Q's. @Ricer13 @MexicanCow123 @a_Ferk @Dtayl @iRockstar @jRuutu @leafsman @zepheter @oilmandan @efiug @Nykonax @Walter Fizz @aksuko @Hasek_77 @FeenixxRIsing @-_____- @TheFattyMichel @drewowo @Pythonic @Jayrad28

You're awesome

HORNS UP!

Hi cal

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Seattle is bad now

Good stuff. That is what life and this league are all about good luck in the brawl.. don’t go east on her because she’s a woman... she’ll kick your ass haha

creds to gorlab, king of graphics. Victory Fighting Championship 2 Hello everyone and welcome to the 2nd ever Victory Fighting Championship - HOME OF THE ASS WHOOPIN. For the month of December, or at least the first good portion of it, we have a card for you that is anticipated to beat the mark of the first one, but that’s not to say the first event disappointed. Before we head into the action of announcing the previous event’s summary and then getting onto the main action of this month’s battle royale, we’re going to catch those who are new up to speed about the Victory Fighting Championship. It’s also relatively unknown to the rest of the VHL public also. So, briefly: FAQ Now that we got the magic of the FAQ out of the way, let’s take a dive into our first ever VFC’s events and see how the magic played out. Moving forward, this could very well stay the same or could evolve. It depends on many things but the VFC and anyone in the future who is involved with it hopes to bring the VHL entertainment, purpose and most of all, a version of activity that gets the league bumping. Without further delaying the mighty action, let’s review last month’s events at VFC1. VFC 1 REVIEW @NickSunderbruch VERSUS @ShawnGlade Heading into this fight, you’re never too sure what to expect. It’s the first ever VFC event and while we’ve seen some action outside of the hexagon that could lead the fight in one direction (good band), you really never know how the entanglement is going to transpire once the cage is closed, locked and the attention is on. However, I think this battle ended up going the direction that a majority of people thought it would. The moment the bell rang and the special referee Snoop Dogg gave the motion to start the fight, it was all Nick. For a majority of the first round, Nick was chasing Shawn around the hexagon like shawn was a cat in heat and it was a battle of the back alley kitties. Somehow, Shawn made it out of the first round but that’s about all he did in this one. 15 seconds into the 2nd round, Nick got a massive burst of energy (rumor has it could be blow but we don’t test our people quite yet), came out doing some flips, did a 360 + backflip in the air and connected to shawn’s face with Nick’s specialist move known as the Sunderbitch bomb. KO. RESULTS Shawn - 14 - 34.1% Nick - 27 - 65.9% @Bushito VS @BluObieZ I think this was the battle we were all waiting for and it was the obvious one to start off the Victory Fighting Championship. I’m not trying to take the credit away from Nick and Shawn. They did a hell of a job selling their fight, but I think this one was brewing for a long time and at one point, it almost happened outside of the Hexagon. In fact, it almost happened twice. Once in Iqaluit and another time somewhere around or in the Great Lakes in Canada. These two fucking hated eachother and with the amount of blood, words and nasty shit between the two, we knew we were in for a big fucking blood bath that left the other person shitting their diaper while the other one was screaming victory at the top of the lungs. Ironically, the fight wasn’t a blow out like we expected and neither of the people were screaming at the top of their lungs because they’re both inactive I think, lol. However, even with them being inactive, this showdown of the ages was about as good and close as it could get. I wasn’t too sure if Bushito’s massive strength would rip Robbie a new asshole or if Robbie’s dirty style would be too sketchy for Bushito to handle. Despite each opponent each having their very own, special brand of fighting that could easily land it to a blow out, the fight was very close. Furthering, despite Bushito maybe heading into the fight as the heavyweight favorite, it didn’t end up that way when the larger woman was completed with her singing. Massive shots were thrown during this fight. Bushito was throwing around his 300 pound frame and Robbie managed to pop off his speciality move, the anus tickler, a few times. Amazingly, the fight went the distance and as the alarm sounded, the decision was up to the refs and judges. To cap the fight off, Bushito won by an extremely small margin and can claim ultimate victory over Robbie in Iqaluit. RESULTS Bushito - 21 - 52.2% Robbie - 20 - 48.8% Now that we have the last events summary out of the way, are you ready for some fucking action? These guys have been waiting since the moment the doors have opened on this baby to step into the hexagon and prove to the VHL they’re the baddest of the bad. I think some walking into this event are going to hold a little higher of an expectation over the others, while some you’d love to maybe punch threw your screen and get them in real life. At the end of this event, there’s going to be war. There’s going to be blood. There’s going to be absolute mayhem that leaves all the WWE fans craving for some more VFC because the WWE isn’t real (and neither is Vince McMahon - did I spell that right? I think so). Event #2 is going to be much heavier than the first event and we are excited to be bringing you the action. Before we can proceed, you need to enter your credit card information and pay a cover charge of $69.69. While we wait for that, we will proceed into a brief commercial break. Immediately following that, we’ll get onto this month’s main event’s cards… 3 instead of 2 this time.. MORE ACTION. Have you ever been walking down the street, have the wind blow a little too hard and your pants get a wicked bulge? What about crowd surfing at an Ariana Grande concert and your peter goes popping? Or, is your name possibly fong, you watch too much anime porn and you’re too scared to reach out for help? HORNY BE GONE has you covered. It’s a purple penis shaped pill that you take once a week before a meal. 15 minutes after taking, you’re going to feel an electric shock in your parts that feels like you attached it to a tractor’s battery. Afterwards, your horniness will be solved for the remainder of the week. This message was approved and paid for by the VHL’s horny chief and deputy police members, Ferk and Gustav. WELCOME TO VFC 2 - BEING HELD IN Toronto, Canada. Fight #1 - @GustavMattias VS @tfong You had to have felt this one coming, no? This could easily be building up to some absolute twists and turns as I believe @blade suggested in the previous VFC with tag teams, but here you got team horny police VS team horny. Light V Dark. In reality, both sides are pretty solid human beings but they both represent something very differently. Gustav spends his minutes cracking down on anything PG-13 and higher. If it has a scent of horny, he’s whacking that guy or gal silly with his anti-dildo gun. On the flip side, you have the lover of all women - real and fake. While there isn’t full confirmation quite yet, it i s suspected that fong is the cult leader of the Horny crew that roams the discord streets and is doing what he can to recruit to his sex thrusting gang. This is the ultimate showdown that the league absolutely needs. ARE YOU GONNA SQUASH THE THIRST OR FEED IT?!?! Fight #2 - @BladeMaiden VS @Peace Now, I’m unsure if these 2 have any beef but at the end of the day, they’re both good people deep down. Even if they have a little bit of beef, kindness spreads faster than covid-19 - remember that, folks. On one side of this ultimate battle, you have blademaiden. She’s made of fire, lava, toxins found in cigarettes and then a little bit of sugar too because she’s not a complete wanker. The point is, she’s one bad ass woman. Rumor has it, her dad went out for a pack of cigarettes and milk and actually returned home because he was scared she’d find him and whoop his ass. Then you flip sides and you have Peace. Don’t let his name fool you into thinking this is going to be an easy contest. Firstly, the man is smart. Anyone remember how good Saskatoon one? His brain is so big they’re currently running studies on him to compare it to how pitbulls grow. Mostly, he knows a thing or two about guns and a lot about the military. I’m unsure how this is gonna help but I have this weird hunch that when he’s by himself at home, he puts on weird shit around the house and plays army men and because of this, his tactical training and combat skills are through the roof. The first fight is going to be entertaining in its own, but this one could be a pretty heavy slugging shit fest with bombs going each way. MAIN EVENT- Fight #3 - @gorlab VS @Beketov It’s tough to really call any of these the main event over any of the others but when someone as prestigious and glorious like Gorlab is involved, it almost has to be main. Doesn’t it? Gorlab walks the streets of Saskatchatoon at night with his eyes closed. He's that tough. He’s been in these leagues for a long fucking time and you ask any member that as any form of knowledge on him and they’d put money down that gorlab would wrassle with anyone in the league and chances are, would come out on top. On the other portion of the hexagon, we have one of our three commissioners in Mr. Beketov. He just had a kid a little bit ago but don’t let the dad bod fool you. That extra little bit of squish can be thrown around like a bulldozer in a construction site. Might move slow but holy shit does this thing have power and he’s going to need it against the big, bad bully in Gorlab. This fight has been a long time coming and comes from the huge accusations that Beketov is a rigger and cheats the sims when his wife is not looking (she’s been hired as simulation security). Now is the time to put up or shut up. The talking is over and it’s time to lay some ass. Does the Saskatoon Honeybadger stomp the yard or does the newfoundland (lololololol) lobster pinch his way into victory? Disclaimer: Good luck to all those involved and have fun during the process. Feel free to shit talk to each other and get some wicked heat/hype burning but remember to keep things within the leagues rules, don’t cross the lines, don’t start real beef or drama and always respect one another at the end of the day. This is for fun and for something different in the league. At the end of the day, we’re all here for similar things and even if we aren’t, it’s important to all be kind to one another 2,091 words Nov 30- Dec 6 Dec 7- 13 Dec 14 - 20 Dec 21 - 27

Da BEARZ

Woo hooooo

Welcome!

Damn all them goals GG

10/10

@Jubis

Hi

So I have competition?

Apparently.

I dare you to give it to Vikingstad.

Woo hoo! Awesome stuff to see. Keep up the good work. Hope you’re enjoying things

HJK

Not too bad! Keep it up.