Nykonax

Yeah but they had Esso as a gm.

usa is better ngl

@ShawnGlade want me to do your lines because I somehow know how to make shitty teams good. My resume includes S63 Team Asia, S64 Scandinavia, and S65 Ottawa Lynx also I wanna see your dick, and I got that screenshotted esso

On a similar note Dahlberg and Katie Warren have announced their marriage. @ShawnGlade (yes I did it)

shan got a hatrick pretty much every game, nguyen ended with like 20 points, and I had Pepper that year. Lost to Canada by 1 in OT I believe. But mostly just luck.

woah what, how come I didn't get that when I was Asia GM. Still won silver though so it doesn't matter. Beat Bushito's ass for me

ezpz lemon squeezy

Hey @okocha5! Welcome to the league! I'm the AGM of the Ottawa Lynx, and would like to offer you a spot on our team. You'd be 2nd pair, receiving 25 minutes a game, on the 3rd place team in the league, and could easily move up to the first pair once you hit 50 tpe. Here at Ottawa we have an active discord locker room, where me and Esso (the GM) are willing to help out with any questions you may have. We also offer top notch build advice, as I led the VHLM in scoring in S63, and Esso was close. We've developed many great prospects in Ottawa, with a majority of the first round being Ottawers (Ottawites? Ottawans? idk). We hope that you'll join our team and help us compete for the cup! Thanks, Nyko

You didn't apply for Canada in the WC last 2 seasons. You just applied for what's left over. See above. One who told a member to kill himself. One who attacks me with swears and insults. One who threatens to call up under 100 tpe players to the VHL because the teams GM pissed him off. One who bans me from the discord for no reason Great member of the site.

Complete strawman, no where did I say that you cant apply because you run a pro team. Also you didn't apply in S63 or S64. Not originally. ^ See, simple. I didn't have to ask Bana

Definitely didn't land in your head. Also you didn't communicate that you acknowledged it. Maybe your fine communication needs some work.

Can you answer the questions on why Bush was hired over Jubo? And answer Sonnets "why?" Or should I ask Bana who has no idea?

They are Your job as a commish is to communicate to the people. You can't just say bring it up with Bana. What's botched about it? Your the one who's trained/hired me. But if you have any complaints bring it up with Quik

Surely such a pro/continental cup winner would be able to win with a team like Asia or World. So why don't we help out the newcomers by giving one of then Canada. Usually experts have a bit of a handicap. Also why not let Jubo continue his streak. From what I hear he's a pretty experienced GM, and the best WJC GM. Or do you not want your gm to bench you?

then Jack Lynch is Gretzky

@McWolf confirm

poggers

thats it im cancelling my update in the Shitty Hockey League

nice

VHL.com, Ottawa - The Ottawa Lynx franchise of the VHLM have taken up a new initiative just today. Under the hashtag #OttawaGivesBack the Lynx organization have decided to donate money to a player chosen charity every year, based on team stats. This year the Ottawa Lynx drew names from a hat, and newcomer Alexsander Rodriguez @Jtv123 name was pulled. Rodriguez chose the Mira Foundation, a charity that helps adults and children with special needs, like the blind or autistic by supplying them with guide or service dogs. Service dogs can help kids with ASD come out of their shells and support them. Funds to this charity go to training dogs, and research in developmental disorders. We asked Assistant General Manager Nyko Nax on why he decided to start the program/ "I think this is a great cause that we can all get behind. Bringing sim leagues into the real world with a cause like this is amazing. I decided to start the program after a friend of mine - @TacticalHammer who is an Atheltic Director for the Texas Longhorns told me about it. They run the same program in Texas and its amazing. Everyone contributes and it gives a goal for people." Under this program, the Ottawa Lynx will be donating 3 cents for every goal scored, and 5 cents for every win to the Mira Foundation at the end of the season. The Organization encourages anyone else to donate, or to match the donation to this good cause, but it isn't necessary to do so. https://www.mira.ca/en/