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After the playoff goalie thing drama this was getting stale. This is on a whole new level tho, pretending to play with McDavid lmao

Welcome back fam! I'm the GM of the Minnesota Storm, a team that is going to be fighting for the Founder's Cup this season. We have managed to put together a super solid roster after the draft but we are still in need in some specific positions. A Dman would be one of them. You would be playing in the 2nd pair with the chance to move up as the season progresses, and you would be playing a very important role in a championship team. Let me know if you're interested @O4L!

Another returning member! Welcome back man. I'm the GM of the Minnesota Storm and we are currently one of the stronger if not the strongest teams in the league on paper. But we still need active people and we would love to have you on board. Let me know if you're interested @xDParK

Hey @gorlab! I am the Minnesota Storm GM. We just moved into Minnesota and we are looking at taking the championship home in our first year in the city. We had a very good draft and we have a solid roster with active players in both the game and the Discord. However, we are still in need of active rookies and that’s where you take part, pushing us to the very top. We would like to offer you a $1,5M contract alongside a very meaningful role in our championship run. If you’re interested you just have to quote this post saying that you accept and I’ll send you the contract!

Let's get some questions going to prepare for the season! 1) What do you think about Minnesota's new roster? 2) What are the teams that you feel like are going to be in the top? 3) Who do you think is the favourite to win it all? 4) What are your goals for this season? 5) What is a team that you are looking forward to face? 6) What is an award that you would like to win with your player?

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

They had 3 Matthews, only one remains, Mitch

Welcome aboard buddy!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah let's go buddy @tunedtorock!!

Hey atleast he plays for his own nation, not some rejects nation

Good morning my dear VSN subscribers! The off-season can be boring with no hockey games and I thought that I would give our beloved readers something to distract themselves before the World Championship. Today we are going to be analyzing what each team looks like after the dispersal draft Minnesota Storm We are going to be starting with the Storm, whom have recently moved to Minnesota and are looking to be one of the strongest teams in the league as of now. They drafted three times in the 1st round and added Slade, Wolfe and Mars, all of which are fantastic players and are going to cap. They also managed to somehow steal Matteo in the 4th round. If you add to that Kai and Hitz returning you get a team that is almost set to win. They still have their weak links, as they need to find an active goalie, an active center as well as add some depth to their 3rd and 4th lines. Houston Bulls Next we have the Bulls, one of the expansion teams, and the one that had the better draft. The Bulls are gunning hard for this season and Sonnet’s moves showed it. They managed to acquire in Kozlov in the expansion, who is likely going to be their star Center and Jurri, an elite winger. With Gibbles anchoring the defense they have gotten themselves a really solid team. They also acquired Owen may to goaltend for them, who is looking very promising. However, the team will need more than that to compete, they will need a stronger 2nd line as well as better Defenseman if they want to compete against the top of the top. Philadelphia Reapers They are the other new team in the Minors and they didn’t have a bad draft, but their GM Blade showed that they do not intend to contend this season and they stocked on picks for the next one rather than going hard for season 65. Their biggest additions are Elasmobranch Fish, a star Defenseman, and Mikko Aaltonen, a soon to be elite winger. They also added Cain to goaltend for them who similarly to Owen is looking also very promising. The problem is that asides from those players, they didn’t manage to acquire any more notable skaters and their team is looking like one of the weakest right now, but as we said, they shouldn’t be contending this season and rather focusing on season 66. Las Vegas Aces The defending champs are back this year and they are looking hungry for more. While they didn’t have an astonishing draft, basically because they barely had any high picks, they managed to bring back players like LaGarza, Harris and Matthews, all of them elite at their position. On top of that, they managed to add some rookies in the late rounds that could be a lot of help to them, as they are looking to repeat. What do they have to fix now? Getting everyone to stay active and keep growing, really. They have the players and they should have the depth should everyone or almost everyone on that roster keep updating, that won’t be an easy task but they could pull it off, and if they do they will be really scary. Ottawa Lynx A gutted team from what they were last year. They went hard for the championship and used lots of assets to compete, but in the end they couldn’t pull it off and they are going to be paying the price this season. Asides from Lynch returning, they don’t really have any notable players and unless they make some really good pick ups in Free Agency, they are going to be a bottom feeder. So except for the RW, where Lynch plays, they have to fix everything! Halifax 21st (poor dudes their logo is so ugly it isn't implemented on the forum) They came in second last year and this season they want more than that. The Halifax are returning with a very strong roster and some faces that we will recognize, such as Vanderhuge, Volosenkov, Glover and Edvin as well as Moose. In the goal they have Chase, who is going to be their full-time starter this season and will likely be competing with Cole for the Goalie of the Year award. If I could change something about their roster, it would be their Center depth, as Josh Wilson isn’t going to cut it if they really want to compete. They should also reinforce their defense. Saskatoon Wild The S63 champions haven’t recovered yet from their championship parade, they have the worst roster in the league on paper. But you have to take into account the type of picks that they made, because if you pay attention you will see that they have picked players who will be likely returning next season, a season for which they have a lot of good picks and is looking like they are going to be the favorites for it. Yukon Rush Last, but not the worst team by a long shot, we have the Rush. Arguably the team with the best draft picks, but they did not have any notable returning players. However, they have put together a really strong roster with Triple H leading the team, alongside Mozorv, Sigurdsson and Justin Cole, one of the best goalies in the Minors. They still have things to fix, as their defensive pairings are looking weak and they also have some problems in the wing position. CONCLUSION – TL;DR You can check this really simple graphic to summarize the article. At the top we are going to have the Storm, the Aces, the 21st and the Rush, with Houston making a really serious case for it too. The bottom feeders are going to be the Lynx, the Wild and the Reapers. We have a very fun season ahead of ourselves with the new teams and a grand total of 4 or 5 teams competing for the Founder’s Cup.

Welcome aboard man. I'm the GM of the Minnesota Storm, a team that is likely to win the cup this year. We have a very active and strong roster but we still need rookies like you to push us on top of everyone. We would like to offer you a 1.5M contract to join the team and the promise to play meaningful minutes. Thank you!

Welcome @Wandering_Buffalo! I'm the GM of the Minnesota Storm. We are in deep need of an active goalie and you would be the perfect fit for us. Let me know if you're interested.

Welcome aboard @C4dynamite! Minnesota GM here. This season is a very exciting one, as we will be one of the top teams to be competing for the Cup. However we still need quality Wingers and you would be an amazing addition to the team. We would happily offer you a contract and very meaningful minutes and role. Let me know if you're interested!

Welcome aboard @Thalarctos ! Minnesota GM here. This season is a very exciting one, as we will be one of the top teams to be competing for the Cup. However we still need quality Wingers and you would be an amazing addition to the team. We would happily offer you a contract and very meaningful minutes and role. Let me know if you're interested!

Welcome aboard @RunnerBert11! Minnesota GM here. This season is a very exciting one, as we will be one of the top teams to be competing for the Cup. However we still need quality Wingers and you would be an amazing addition to the team. We would happily offer you a contract and very meaningful minutes and role. Let me know if you're interested!

Welcome aboard @Brocrastinate! Minnesota GM here. This season is a very exciting one, as we will be one of the top teams to be competing for the Cup. However we still need quality Wingers and you would be an amazing addition to the team. We would happily offer you a contract and very meaningful minutes and role. Let me know if you're interested!

What a beast. Thanks for your work Quik

Fucking rip

Worst Team: Mercs Bronze Medal: West Europe Silver Medal: World Gold Medal: Canada

Welcome @JoFA I'm Minnesota's GM. This year we will have one of the strongest teams, if not the strongest one. However, we still have got some positions and big minutes to fill, and that's were you come in. We would be super glad to have you on the team and we could help you grow your player nicely. Let me know if you're interested!

Welcome aboard @Tygrzz, I'm the GM of the Minnesota Storm. We are going to be contending this year and we are still looking to fill a spot in our Dman pairings. I could offer you a contract so you could join right away!

Hi @TheFlash! I'm the GM of Minnesota, if you want to join our team we could give you meaningful minutes on what's likely to be a championship too. Hit me up!

Welcome everyone! I'm proud to announce that the 12 champions that will be fighting for Team Western Europe have already been selected! F Podrick Cast - @Victor The Charm - @Tyler Konstantin Mulligan - @Pandar Mikka Pajari - @Devise Mark Gebauer - @Sova Carles Puigdemont - @fuckingEUDALDKPhimself D Joseph McWolf - @McWolf Boner (haha) - @Corco Lew Bronstein - @troy Elasmobranch Fish @Sharkstrong G Tristan Iseult - @Arthur Finn Davison - @Poptart Let's get it everyone!