Gustav

Finally

#killthelottery? Overall, though, this is good. Things were getting way out of hand and this is probably the best way to do it that doesn't involve changing the update scale (which I'm sure Victor likes to hear, unless you're planning on changing it anyway). I'm very surprised responses haven't been more negative so far, but that's also a good thing. Also, does "next season" mean 71 or 72?

Big week in Davos! Answer these questions to get your FIRST press conference of S71 in! (for the week ending 3/22) 1. The draft is over! We've got one player who will be joining us in Davos this season, and that's defenseman Roque Davis. How does the team welcome him in on his first day? 2. With the departure of Tony Bolonee, one assistant captain spot will open up this season. Who do you nominate? 3. Do we improve much this season? Should we be trying to improve, or do we try to capitalize on our lotto chances? 4. The team starts spending huge amounts of money on pregame hype. What's your personalized entrance? 5. What do you want the league to know about you this season? Are you coming in with a different goal from last season? Different style? 6. How should the VHL deal with coronavirus? Does our season get wiped out? @Anthony Matthews @RunnerBert11 @DirtyDerek @Esso2264 @Thranduil @Frank @cpetrella @Tyler @Ahma @Josh @ShawnGlade @Brrbisbrr The above is a ping of our complete active roster. If you're a player who doesn't want to be pinged here, or if you're a prospect who does, let me know.

Put me in coach

dabs

Oh hey, Kopralkov. Wasn't around in the S50s but I've stared at enough spreadsheets to recognize the name... Good luck with this one @Toast!

Malmo wins, but nice return for Seattle considering the whole cap thing.

This is a win-win. Davos gets something for a player who's leaving in FA, Helsinki gets someone who will likely sign with them and end up more valuable than what they gave up. Good talk @Jubo07

I remember being addicted to CR. Might join but if I did I'd have to not be the best at it.

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

Never thought I'd see Devise playing for Bana. Interesting trade, though...maybe this will make Malmo not suck?

Really breaking the bank with this one

Operation #GitGud is progressing nicely.

I guarantee if I did, at least a few people would try to make the case that it should count. So, no, I'm not going to do that.

So I get to meme-release people with no consequences?

4:00 PM EST, Sunday. You'll be drafted to one of our minor league teams--check them out here. Edit: Wait, that's wrong. The VHL draft is Sunday, you'll be there in a season. VHLM draft should be sometime close to that.

We just started the offseason, so all there is to do for you now is to earn points and wait for the draft (should be Sunday). Good luck, and keep asking questions as they come up.

So are we bringing back text updates or what?

@Sonnet I've told you this many, many times before, but I'll always appreciate everything you did for me back when I was but a wee rookie writing articles about Beau Buefordsson. Go forth and be golden.

No he wasn't

Guess I opened this but never applied, which is interesting. So here we go... I'll throw myself in the ring as well. Team preference goes to USA because Jerry, but I'll take anything given.

As everyone knows by this point, every time I try something new I come in asking for advice. This is my third graphic using photoshop (not counting the times it crashed on me) and I'm getting better, I promise. Did my best to do some manual shading/color correction on the render using an overlay layer and dodge/burn tools and did my usual "take a solid color and draw random lines on it" for the background. I know everything about the text sucks and that will probably be my next big area of concentration.

Well screw you too nyko