Gustav

Malmo: wins Literally everyone not on Malmo about to comment here: #fixthelottery

Gotta love it when a player signs with a team WITHOUT AN OFFICIAL OFFER

Make sure you read Josh's post about the new player store, now on the portal!

That's it, time to make THE HOUND our starting goalie. #fixthelottery

I'll just leave this here. #fixthelottery

Hi @Carl Swaglin! Welcome to the VHL! I'm GustavMattias, GM of the VHLM's Mississauga Hounds, and I'm happy you've created a player here! I'm writing because we could use another defenseman here, and you could be just the person for the job. If you're interested in joining the Hounds, and making a run at success, just quote this post and say "accepted" and we'll get you a contract offer on the portal. At the moment, you'd be on our second pairing, but there's definite potential to make it up to the first in no time if you're active enough. Again, welcome to the league, and feel free to contact me or any other GM with any questions! -Gustav

Hey @Gaudette! Good read here. Not a review, but thought I'd give you a few tips, as I was guilty of some of the same few things starting off in this league. Please don't take these as negative comments; rather, they are simply tips to help you be a better writer without doing a whole lot different outside of formatting. -Use bigger spacing to separate ideas. Between paragraphs (or, in the case of this article, between questions), it's better on this forum to hit "enter" twice. Sometimes, your writing will end up looking like a solid wall of text if you don't. -If you're writing an interview like this one, try doing something like bolding or italicizing the questions, to make it absolutely clear that we're looking at a conversation between two people. Not only will this do that much for you, it will also make it absolutely clear who's saying what. Hope this helps--again, I have nothing bad to say about this article, just thought I'd put the above out there. Keep up the good work!

Excuse me sir, this is sacrilege of the highest order.

Player Name: Jerry Garcia VHL Team: Malmo Nighthawks Cash I have: $5.5 million My "finances" tab doesn't include pay from last season in the VHLM or brand pay, so I'll break it down so whoever cares can see where I'm getting the number from. -Last season's base salary: $1.5 million -Pay from signing with Viking last season: $0.5 million -VHL Contract money this season: $4 million -Cash spent in player store last season: $0.5 million Purchase Name: First Gen Doubles Cost of Purchase: $1.5 million Cash left: $4 million

Hold up. I can still buy a doubles week? Last season I bought the First Generation Bonus, and that was it. This is my first VHL season.

Like Boom said yesterday... interesting to see how everyone complaining about Malmo has disappeared now that we've lost a few. Seems like some people want us to suck... #fixthelottery

We tried. Still put up 3. Nice game from Gles. #fixthelottery

WHY HAS MALMO WON EVEN ONCE THEY DON'T DESERVE A CUP I DESERVE A CUP THE VHL IS RIGGED

Would not recommend Asia, speaking from personal experience, but good luck! It's great fun nonetheless, even if you don't win anything. Plus, I think my experience with Asia (even though I sucked as GM) may have been a factor in my hiring as GM this season. I learned quite a bit.

Best of luck indeed, especially for our new guys! It's a ton of fun to manage, even if your team isn't great. DO NOT HESITATE to apply if you're new!

We're keeping it close against good teams. Nothing at all to worry about here. #fixthelottery

Aaaaand there it goes (maybe. Hopefully not). Pajari has been racking up the hits lately--7 in both games played today! #fixthelottery

I blame Garcia's scoring rating of 40. 2 shots taken is too many. #fixthelottery

CODY SMITH HAT TRICK PARTY @cody73

Just as we have a team community on Discord, the league has its own Discord community as well! You can find it by going to the league's home page and looking along the right-hand side.

I will also take 10 of each, please. Seriously, though, nice job on the graphic.

For the week of 5/12-5/19 (can still do last week's questions if you haven't done so already, so long as it's still the 12th): 1. Now that we've gotten a little bit into the season, with approximately average results, do you see us getting any better than average as the season progresses? 2. Recently, there's been a bit of a media buzz over our defenseman, Hulk Hogan, and his own personal rivalry with this season's #1 overall draft choice, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, who earned the all-time record for highest TPE at the time of the VHL Entry Draft. Who's better, and why? 3. Now that we've made a few defensive signings, what's our next priority, in your opinion? 4. The Malmo Nighthawks are a VHL expansion franchise which has gotten off to a (very surprisingly) great start this season. Does this prove anything for our team? 5. What's been your favorite part of the VHL so far? 6. What about your least favorite? Anything you'd change? @Rayzor_7 @HulkHogan @No_Dangles @GlowyGoat @DoktorFunk @cody73 @mmarcoux98 @raghas @NavyCanuck @SweetMike666 @berocka @maximlab @Viknegar @HanManHimself

What the hell is happening? I'm certainly not complaining but we're in the twilight zone. #fixthelottery

I love me that period 2. Go Hawks. #fixthelottery

Agreed