Jump to content

uphillmoss

Inactive
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    481

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Posts posted by uphillmoss

    Flashback causing trouble with new players.

    in VHL.com Articles

    Posted · Edited by uphillmoss
    Tagged pat because he was complaining about not being tagged in articles.

    It wouldn’t surprise anyone that the newest addition to the Reapers Cinnamon Block has been gathering quite a lot of attention both on and off the ice from both players and fans alike. Cinna or Cin, nicknames given to her by her new teammates has been described as a caramel skinned goddess who looks as delicious as her name sounds. Her biggest fan seems to be Goalie Fang flashback, who has been seen “accidentally” entering the female dressing rooms on numerous occasions. Cinna even at one point had to ask fellow defence man Condor Adrienne if Fan was also new to the team because he seems to get lost so often. Adrienne replied by saying “Fang is just special like that and when I say special, I mean they have an alternative version of the Olympics for someone who has his level of brain damage.”

    Rumor is that fang made room next to himself on the bus for Cinna but the rest of the team genuinely concerned for her safety intervened causing a bus wide brawl that left many players injured for their last game against the Yukon, wich is probably why they lost! Seems like things just goy interesting in the Reapers Crypt and playoffs haven’t even started!

    (209 words)

    @Patpou22

    Philadelphia Reapers Press Conference

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted

    1-I would like to ask him what his first reaction was when he saw Fang slash other members of the team, specifically Condor Adrienne.
    3-I don’t think the simmers make accidents like that. I think someone has it out for omg, if I was him, I would be checking my build in the sim because a 70 in leadership won’t help anyone.
    4-I (Fang) noticed right away Cinna was a girl and of course I haven’t been acting any differently. I normally stumble into the back-up locker room where Cinnamon changes. I have no idea why she was angry about it I was just offering to help her put her equipment on.
    5- Nobody initiates Fang, Fang initiates others! Even when I was a rookie I initiated the veteran players!
    6-I was really hoping we would be getting another goalie so that I could have another slave…I mean friend do stuff for me.  I mean sunny looks pretty worn out So Benny Graves is probably my next victim!
    8- Fang will be the points leader. As an offensive goalie I know I will dominate the competition!

    S68 Referendum: Unban boubabi

    in VHL League Discussion

    Posted

    56 minutes ago, Enorama said:

     

    An encapsulation:

     

     

    If you don't actually want to read the thread, this single comment tells you this gist:

     

     

    Can we just appreciate the fact that he still won by twice as many votes as degrath. This is a dud complaining about winning an award

    Philadelphia Reapers Press Conference

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted · Edited by uphillmoss

    1. I was making sure sunny knew his place. Intimidating him, Having him fetch me things, you know, typical backup goalie stuff.

    2. I don’t really know. The one thing that I hate is when blade decides that everyone should play “lock fang in his cage.” It’s not a fun game. I don’t like my cage. It prevents me from slashing people.

    3. I hate sitting next to sabertooth. He always gets really mad, and starts asking me why I am not the best skater on the team. Like how far away does he think the bench is?!?!

    4. I wouldn’t exactly call them snacks, but Big Mac usually brings a lot of burgers and stuff. Just don’t let sabertooth catch you with them

    5. Probably Sabertooth. I don’t know why, but with that kind of a name you have to have some skills. Although his back injury might cause him some problems.

    6. I don’t think so. Some people tell me I am acting ridiculous, they are lying. I try to tell them how I am being perfectly fine, but they just get mad. Blade likes to break up these arguments by starting a game of “lock fang in his cage”It’s smart of her to try and distract us when we are fighting. I just wish she would chose a different game.

    7. I wouldn’t try to. I just tricked Condor ( @Green) into talking to them himself. I told him to treat them like Ki. With how bigoted he is, he made such a fool out of himself.

    8. I don’t really know. Management was busy managing a fire I totally didn’t set.

    9. People keep telling me that bringing Dr. Duckstructicus on the bus is not allowed. I don’t know what they are complaining about. He only takes up like 5 rows!

    10. Like I said earlier, as revenge for popping my ducky, I got condor to go and talk with the locals. Let’s just say he had to get out of there real quik.

    11. Unfortunately not. Condor was able to out run the horde chasing him.

    12. Usually we play some board and card games. The problem is that sometimes Blade doesn’t let me out of my cage when we play these things, so it is very difficult. But I can still play some card games like poker with my Dmen

     

    Bonus. It should be a giant flying rubber ducky.  If we do not get this, I am quitting.

×
×
  • Create New...