uphillmoss

On 12/16/2019 at 6:16 AM, TheFlash said:

 

   We sucked, and spent the majority of the season in last place. But it never felt like it, as the locker room was always active and full of great conversation, no doubt spear-headed by our General Manager. She really took the time to help each and every player as well. Every new player was welcomed with open arms, and she went above and beyond to help you learn the ropes of player management. I think your first season, especially the first few weeks, are the most crucial in a player's development and is usually when you would decide to stick it out or go inactive. She definitely was a major reason why I stuck it out

So true! Those teams were such a great time. Wonder what all the old guys are up to now

@BladeMaiden, From the Goalie who always has your back, to the goalie who the sim hates the most

claim

+2

On 11/20/2019 at 2:06 AM, BladeMaiden said:

 

12 new questions Wranglers!  A reminder for all the Wranglers that answering 3 questions

is worth 1 TPE and answering 6 questions is worth 2 TPE !

 

Lets Russel Up Some Fun!!

1. Give me your best Cowboy Joke!
2. How do you think you are doing now that we are a few weeks in?
3. Favorite Holiday to celebrate and why?
4. Tell me about the what you saw @cody73 Cody Smith doing on the Flight to Davos?
5. Team was split up into offense and defense and had a water balloon fight...  Who won and why?
6. Team was split up into offense and defense and had a water balloon fight...  Who was your first target and why?
7. Team was split up into offense and defense and had a water balloon fight...  As a surprise Bush @Bushito filled the water balloons with paint, one team was Red the other was Grey. How do you react to this surprise? Also are you worried about the mess that will be created?
8. Wahl @BladeMaidensays "Win or lose we hit the booze!" which parties are better in Calgary? Winners usually pay but it is also nice celebrating a win.
9. Name 3 odd things in your car.
10. Who are you sitting next to in the LR this season? Tag em' to call dibs!
11. Who would win in a fight Roll Fizzelbeef @TacticalHammer or Tyler Barabash Jr @Bushito?? Who you putting your money on?
12. Which our VHL rookies is the most feisty?  ( They are ---> Hiroshi Okada @enigmatic, RJ Jubis @Jubis )

GM : @Bushito

AGM: @DilIsPickle

TEAM: @BladeMaiden  @DollarAndADream  @uphillmoss  @cody73  @LittleRiDog  @Krice13  @Jubis  @enigmatic  @diamond_ace  @stevo  @Gaudette  @animal74  @DMaximus  @Psanchez55   @jack  @Sixersfan549  @Big Mac  @xDParK

2. pretty meh, no goals yet.

3. my birthday, cause it's about me.

5. I did, brick's old ass can't keep up

6. Targeted Brick of course.  We had a little goalie v goalie match

8. Winning obviously, it's so much easier to pick up girls after a win.

9. No, if this is about my duck again, I am not answering

efl + 6

http://efl.network/topic/12835-ncaa-rap-songs-ranked/

we definitely should turn off morale, that way Calgary can start winning

@BladeMaiden sorry you had a bad game, but good job pulling through in the SO

On 11/6/2019 at 12:19 AM, BladeMaiden said:

12 new questions Wranglers!  Theme of this week is : Getting to Know You! A reminder for all the Wranglers that answering 3 is worth 1 tpe and answering 6 is worth 2 !

1. On a scale of 1-10, how strict was your VHLM GM (Or VHL)?

2. What was your favorite toy growing up?

3. If you could time travel, when would you go?

4. What personality trait has gotten you in the most trouble?

5. What is the best piece of advice you’ve received?

6. If you had to pick a new name for yourself, what name would you pick?

7. Do you feel like a leader or a follower?

8. What’s your favorite cheesy pick-up line?

9. Would You Rather sleep wearing handcuffs or a bike helmet?

10. Would You Rather be uncontrollably laughing for the rest of your life or uncontrollably crying?

11. What is the funniest thing you have ever seen a fan do?

12. What are your movie theater popcorn habits?

Wranglers Team Tag:

GM:   : @Bushito

AGM:  TBD

@BladeMaiden

@uphillmoss @jack  @Psanchez55 @Sixersfan549

@DollarAndADream @stevo @Big Mac @cody73 @animal74 @diamond_ace

1.On a scale of one to ten how strict was your VHLM gm

      Oh she was the worst, she would never let me bring my duck on the ice. Definitely 10/10

2. What was your favorite toy growing up

     Definitely a rubber ducky

3. If you could time travel, where would you go.

     back to the season 67 VHLM playoffs, and make sure I made some more saves. we needed to win that series.

4. What personality trait has gotten you in the most trouble

    I have no idea what you are talking about. You saying I am not a perfect little angle?????!?!!?

5. What is the best piece of advice you have received

   Brick Whal "blame the defense"

9. Would you rather sleep wearing handcuffs or a bike helmet.

    I wouldn't be the one wearing the handcuffs

Note, this is a continuation of an article I wrote while I was on the reapers.

With that, she exits the arena, while the two goalies step onto the ice. To their surprise, someone else has joined them. Philly defenseman, and team captain, Condor Adrienne has started skating around the rink. He spots the two goalies, and heads over to speak to them. Fang introduces him and Brick, and the three exchange small talk. Then Brick realizes that it would be useful having someone to shoot on Flashback, so he asks Condor to join them. Starting off, Brick has Condor take shots at flashback from the high slot. At first everything is good, Fang is making good saves with his pads and blocker. But then Condor decides to take a shot at Fang’s glove. Fang catches the puck, and then moves his glove in a circle.

Brick calls out, “That is the fakest windmill I have ever seen. Look Kid, you’re not fooling anyone. Scouts aren’t going to like to see that.” The younger goalie is clearly offended, but decides to keep his mouth shut. They complete the drill, so Brick decides to work on getting around screens. Condor moves in front of fang, while Brick sends pucks at the net. All of a sudden, Flashback swings his stick hard at Condor’s legs, dropping the Dman immediately. Brick calls out “WTF Fang!!! Why did you do that!!!” Flashback casually responds “he was in my way”

Pt 4 coming, sometime 

+10

+6 efl

http://efl.network/topic/12592-mitchell-fayed-drops-“blue-and-yellow/

23 hours ago, BladeMaiden said:

12 new questions Wranglers!  Theme of this week is : Getting to Know You! A reminder for all the Wranglers that answering 3 is worth 1 tpe and answering 6 is worth 2 !

1. On a scale of 1-10, how strict was your VHLM GM (Or VHL)?

2. What was your favorite toy growing up?

3. If you could time travel, when would you go?

4. What personality trait has gotten you in the most trouble?

5. What is the best piece of advice you’ve received?

6. If you had to pick a new name for yourself, what name would you pick?

7. Do you feel like a leader or a follower?

8. What’s your favorite cheesy pick-up line?

9. Would You Rather sleep wearing handcuffs or a bike helmet?

10. Would You Rather be uncontrollably laughing for the rest of your life or uncontrollably crying?

11. What is the funniest thing you have ever seen a fan do?

12. What are your movie theater popcorn habits?

Wranglers Team Tag:

GM:   : @Bushito

AGM:  TBD

@BladeMaiden

@uphillmoss @jack  @Psanchez55 @Sixersfan549

@DollarAndADream @stevo @Big Mac @cody73 @animal74 @diamond_ace

1. On a scale of 1-10, how strict was your VHLM GM (Or VHL)?

On 10/30/2019 at 1:33 AM, BladeMaiden said:

Lets play "Who did this?!" The Flashback or Wahl Edition. Remember to say why you think it was either Brick or Fang.

 

10.) Openly left his girl friend of 7 years for a man on his team, then left that man for Tsuzu.to make matters worse this tendie is currently perusing @omgitshim Cinnamon Block...

11.) Punched out a referee in his minors career

12.) Travels with his beloved giant inflatable duck

13.) Almost didn't get drafted to the wranglers over an AGMing scandal.

14.) Created mid draft in the minors to go to a specific team.

15.) Has the highest penalty min in the VHL for this season as a Goalie.

16.) At the end of each game played by the other goalie gives him a supportive hug no matter the results #BestBros

17.) Uses neon tape on his goalie stick.

18.) Cheats on team game nights.

19.) Loves puppies more than kitties.

20.) Took pictures for a hockey magazine nude (you know the ones where they suggestively hide the good bits lol) O.O

10. Brick, Fang tried to protect her(not that she needed it)

11. Fang definitely, bricks a lover, not a fighter

12. Fang

13. Brick, cause @BladeMaiden causes scandals wherever she goes

14.fang

15. Fang, only took him 8 games

16. Both, it's rough being a goalie, we need someone their to support us and to remind us to blame the defense

17. Brick, Fang uses white tape cause it is harder to see it tear from slashing players

18. everyone except me. especially when I loose

19. both

20. Both, but brick only did it cause he heard Cinna likes that magazine

52 minutes ago, BladeMaiden said:

 

I needed that ngl

Don’t worry I always got you

https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/42277-louisville-preview/

+6

Fuck y'all for doing this on same week as SBA

http://efl.network/topic/12244-ncaa-championship-preveiw/

+6

On 10/2/2019 at 8:54 PM, BladeMaiden said:

10 new questions Wranglers! Theme of this week is : Trade Talk & Team Future  A reminder for all the Wranglers that answering 3 is worth 1 tpe and answering 6 is worth 2 !

 

1.) What do you think about this weeks trades?

2.) What is something you will miss about Joel Ylonen @Esso2264 or Diljodh Starload @DilIsPickle

3.) What is one thing you think we should be building towards as a team?

4.) Now that our two top guys have been traded, who are our star players?

5.) Some people say win or lose you hit the booze, give a prediction for our win lose records after these trades.

6.) We are not the best in the west, Give CGY another tag line more fitting for us at this juncture.

7.) How many seasons do you think it will take before Calgary is at the top of their game again?

Some fun Questions

8.) If you could close one fast food chain, due to disgusting food, what would you pick?

9.) If you could be a member of any TV-sitcom family, which would it be?

10.) What would be the best thing about not having a sense of smell?

 

Wranglers Team Tag:

@uphillmoss @Psanchez55 @Sixersfan549

@Bushito @DollarAndADream @stevo @Big Mac @cody73 @animal74 @diamond_ace

1. Idk what the team was thinking. We had just made some major changes in practice, and coach switched our game plan completely. It was working, we were 9-1-2 in our last 12.

3. all about those rings bb. We always need to be headed towards the cup!

4. Me obviously.  Best backup in the league.

5. idk about how the team will do, but I can tell you how much I am gonna be drinking after the game.

8. McDonalds, that place is so disgusting.

10. Not having to smell Brick's farts

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Helsinki 4-3

Calgary Team Building Day

    This weekend, Calgary went out to do several team building exercises, in hopes of turning their season around. The first thing they did was a standard trust fall. Everyone partnered up, and took turns catching each other. However, the two goalies didn’t seem to get the memo. Fang Flashback was up first, so Brick Whal got behind him to catch him. But as Fang began to fall, Brick moved out of the way and let him hit the ground. “What the h*** old man! I could have gotten a concussion!” yelled Flashback, holding his now bruised head. Brick responded “If you are worried about your head so much, maybe you should stop blocking pucks with your face”. The two seemed to be going after each other through out the whole drill, till eventually Bushito had to call them out. “Both of you better get your act together, or else you’ll be skating so many laps, you’ll wish I had just cut your legs off instead!” This seemed to calm them down a little bit, as they stopped dropping each other.

    Next thing they did was go hit the ice for an intense day of practice. About an hour through the session, Bush unveiled the real reason for this practice. It was really a punishment day for both of the goalies! He started by making Whal pull the whole team around the rink for a few laps, saying “You are the leader of this team! This should teach you how to carry a team!” Afterwards, it was Fangs turn to face Bush’s wrath. He lined up in net, as the team got ready to practice their power play. Everything seemed normal, but something was off. Flashback noticed Bush wasn’t nearly as hard on the team. They were making mistakes, and he wasn’t getting mad at them. Fang thought “this is amazing, finally a chill day!” Then he saw something that made his heart drop. The Wranglers agm, Kathrine Blade, was walking towards the rink carrying a giant inflatable duck with a thunder cloud patch on its tail. Fang’s precious ducky was being put on to the ice, which couldn’t be a good thing. Bush called a stop to the drill, then called everyone over to gather round the duck. He told everyone that he was going to add a new wrinkle to the powerplay drill. “I think everyone here knows that Flashback has a bit of discipline issue. So we are all going to help him out with this!” A few cheers arose from the group. Bush continued “I had Kathrine go and find that ducky he loves so much, and it’s going to help us train Flashback. For the rest of the day, we are going to be adding some new rules to practice. Rule #1: If Fang makes one more save with his face, one player gets to go to the blueline and take a free shot at his duck” Fangs eyes widen in horror as he realized what was happening. “Rule #2: If he tries to fake another windmill, Brick gets to take a swing at the duck.”

“Rule #3: If he tries to slash a single person, Kathrine here gets to show that why her name is Blade, and do some slashing of her own.

Fang was infuriated! He skates up to Bush, fire in his eyes “If any of you touch my duck I swear I will …” Bush immediately cut him off, saying “Rule 4: If he ever talks back to me again, well… I got some hunting to do, and it’s duck season.

TBC

(604 words, credit to @BladeMaiden for the concept)