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1. Season 81 has begun. What are your thoughts so far on the start of our season? Good start. It's too early to say for sure what will happen, but I think making the playoffs is very possible. 2. Do you feel confident with the VHFL team you've drafted for this season? Anyone you wish you nabbed? No, but I pretty much just looked up who was available and picked at random. Eh, not really. Haven't been paying attention to league stats like that. 3. What is/was your least favorite subject in school? Science sucked. I don't even wanna talk about it. 3. Black Friday is upon us, are you eyeing anything or taking advantage of any sales? I've been pretty conservative on shopping. Nobody in my family has told me what they want for Christmas so I'm just saving money until then. They always wait till the last minute. 5. Do you think the metaverse is the future of the internet? I don't know anything about it. Until it impacts me, I don't really care. 6. What was the last meal you ate? I mixed up chicken, beef tortellini, mashed potatoes and spinach. Not sure if there's a name for that one. Pretty good though.

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F - Venus Thightrap @Ente2997

G - Thadius Sales @kelvi

D - Sven Reikkinen @Ente2997

1. What is your player doing this offseason? Rest and relaxation. Gotta tone it down so I can be in good condition for the upcoming season. 2. Does your player have any offseason hobbies? if so what are they? Committing stupid crimes and gaming. Have to hold up my reputation as a Florida Man. 3. Where does your player live during the offseason? All over Florida, but mostly Miami. 4. Does your player play any other sports during the offseason? Nothing but hockey. No point risking unnecessary injury. 5. What are some goals you have for this season you have coming up? 50 goals and 100 points. Hopefully we can win it all as well. 6. What is your players favorite offseason food to eat? Pizza. Lots and lots of pizza.

1. Free Agency starts today. Thoughts on how it's played out so far? Any signings you like or dislike? Love the Rasputin pickup. He's gonna go off. 2. Our roster is coming together, with many new faces. Do you think the group will mesh well or need some time to develop chemistry? Shouldn't take long. They're all beastly! Just wait and see. 3. What has been the highlight of your off season so far? Not much. Rest and relaxation. 3. What are your thoughts on the new VHLE conferences? Necessary or pointless? Honestly don't know much about it. Just gonna play some puck and try to win with Stockholm again. 5. What is your favorite city or town to visit during the off season? Miami because I'm a Florida Man. Gotta stay true to my roots. 6. Are you a gamer? If so, do you play on Xbox, Playstation, or PC? What game are you currently playing? Yup, I play a little bit of everything. Enjoying the Halo Infinite multiplayer so far.

F - Matty Fire @kelvi

D - Kristof Welch @Ente2997

F - Asher Reinhart @kelvi

1. Big fan of the acquisitions so far. Really hope we can make the most of them. 2. Adding Florida Man, but that's more of a me problem. I gotta work my way into the lineup. It likely won't happen right away, but hopefully I can do that sometime soon. 3. I'd like to be a hell of a lot better than I was last season. Good not great. Just need to find that next gear. 4. I'm a Hawks fan, so I gotta be a homer here. Despite a poor start from the entire team, Seth Jones has been much better than I initially expected. Analytics nerds beware, he could go on a heater this year. 5. Patrick Kane and McDavid. Kaner is my guy, and McDavid is just filthy. 6. I think they're the real deal. Will they win the cup this year? It's possible. Definitely in the mix, but there's a long season ahead of us.

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1. What are your thoughts about the Stars impending rebuild? Can't always get what you want. It's unfortunate that the season has gone this way, but if you can't win no matter what you try. It was time to move on. 2. Who do you think will be next player traded after Pines? All I know is nobody has spoken to me about being traded. It's not really my place to guess who will be traded. 3. Which team will be the biggest buyer as we head to the deadline? Maybe Chicago. Their window is closing pretty soon anyway. 4. We are a little over a quarter through the season, who is your quarter season MVP? Probably Emerson Jr. He's top 5 in most goalie statistics and Vancouver is in first right now. 5. Autumn has come which means it is pie season, what is your favorite type of pie? There's a peanut butter cookies and cream kind that my aunt makes for Thanksgiving every year that I really like. 6. What is your goal-song? Nothing in specific. I'll take whatever they put on for me.

F - Venus Thightrap G - Markus Emerson Jr @Alex_J32

F - Dakota Lamb D - Jiggly Gumballs @Alex_J32

Prospect Scouting Report Florida Man Draft Class: S80 Position: RW Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 Place of Birth: Florida, USA Current team: Stockholm Vikings (VHLE) Drafted: 13th overall by Los Angeles Stars Entering his first VHLM season, Florida Man showed promise with 7 goals and 12 points in 19 games playing for Miami. He was later selected 24th overall by Mississauga, spending the entire season with the team. Due to an abundance of depth, Man was pushed down to the fourth line, resulting in a less impressive 14 goals and 29 points in 72 games. The Hounds went on to make a Founder's Cup Finals appearance, but fell just short. Man only contributed 1 goal and 5 points throughout the postseason. Over the offseason, he participated in the World Juniors Hockey Championship. Playing for Team World, he showed off his ability to put the puck in the net with 5 goals in 8 round robin games. Although he was held scoreless in the medal round, they ultimately won the tournament. Strengths Shooting: Man has a shoot first mentality. Despite playing a limited role basically everywhere he went, he did he best to make it count. Even though he hasn't necessarily found an elite shooting efficiency, he forces the goalies to make a lot of saves. And everybody knows good things happen when you put the puck on the net. Along with that, he has the ability to shoot from just about anywhere with or without pressure. Now that he has the highest level of professional coaching available, I expect his shot to improve tremendously. Puck magnet: he may not be the best skater or the most reliable in his own end, but he seems to have a nose for the puck. It shouldn't come as a surprise that he is able to accumulate so many shot attempts. He's one of those players that the puck just finds. He knows where to be and what to do when the puck comes his way. Look for him to build upon that as he becomes more comfortable with higher level competition. Weaknesses Defense: you could argue his deficiency is due to a lack of focus on his defensive game, but that's not going to cut it when he makes the jump to the big leagues. If Man can find a way to be at least somewhat competent in his own end, his ability to score goals should balance that out. Sure, wingers don't necessarily need to be the most reliable in their own end, but it's a necessity at the highest level. Expect him to spend a lot of time over the offseason and with Stockholm training staff during the upcoming season to correct any problems that exist before he eventually graduates to the VHL. Skating: Man doesn't struggle to shoot in tight coverage, but he could benefit from developing his edgework and explosiveness to make space for himself to shoot from better angles. He'll need to put in a lot of work to make sure he's able to keep up with the pace of the VHL. With the draft behind us and training camp underway, Florida Man will be on a mission to impress Stars management by dominating the VHLE. Clearly there is much to work on. Only time will tell if he is up to the task.

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1. What are your goals for the season? I honestly don't have a sweet clue how the VHLE scoring is gonna look. Just hope to contribute and have a chance to win the whole thing. 2. Who is going to be our toughest competition? Malmo, Moscow and Prague look the best at the moment, but anything can happen with the lack of high end goalies this season. 3. What were the biggest offseason moves? Seattle got rid of every player over 600 TPA. So it looks like they're going to miss the playoffs for the first time since I can remember. 4. Do you workout and train during the offseason? Or do you relax and enjoy the vacation? Nothing like drinking a ton of beer to prep for the upcoming season. 5. Chocolate or other sweets? I don't usually mind, but I'd say chocolate is superior. 6. What is your favorite kind of bread?

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F - Brendan Telker D - Battre Sandstrom @Alex_J32