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His ghost would make a better player. That might actually be scary instead of sad.

Pretty sure you're not my worst nightmare, because I really don't remember dreaming about dumbass try-hards like you. Although, calling you a try-hard might be a little too strong based on your stats. How'd those playoffs end again, @Banackock?

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Miss you already, man. I hope DC realizes the FRANCHISE PLAYER that they have on their hands. And, if it can't be us that wins all the cups, I hope it's you brother. Best of luck and all the love.

Hes a good dude. You treat Oily Man well!

If you could play on the top line of any team with any players currently in the VHL, who would be on it? (Forwards, yourself, and another D man with who in net?) Same question, but with NHL players? If you weren't on Seattle, what other team would you like to play on? What would you name an expansion team if you could choose? What did you want to be when you were little? Favorite super hero?

RIP Bird. Gonna miss you bud.

Congrats on the career, Chuck! I got center ice from here.

No hangover this year!

Holy fuck, I must be on a line with Acyd, cause that Burn was sick!

LETS GO! DA BEARZ!!!

81. I truly never thought we would make it this far. NY scared the shit out of me. 82. I HOPED we would sweep them, but that didn't happen. 83. I would say Rayz Funk, even though he's overpaid. 84. Malmo is gone, which makes me sad, but JTV loses, which makes me very happy. 85. I would've prefered Moscow, but here we are. 86. Riga won, so this question is invalid.

Scott Greene Looks to Become Bears Captain Scott Greene of the Seattle Bears has recently made some comments stating that he would like to become the team’s captain. Greene is a skilled player, but on a team of equally skilled and more skilled players, would it make sense for the Bears to put someone like him in that position? We asked Greene what he thought. "Well, we don't officially have a captain,” said Greene. “We need somebody to rally the troops and keep them focused and motivated. I'd like to think I could do that. This is an amazing team, and I think I could really represent this organization well as it's captain, both on and off of the ice." There’s no doubt that he could have a positive impact, but the Bears have gotten by fine so far as a team. Perhaps the team will maintain the status-quo. We will follow this story as it develops.

Seattle, Washington Scott Greene’s View on Dieting Raises Eyebrows The world was shocked today when Scott Greene from the Seattle Bears stated that they would like to announce that he has switched to a diet of pure chocolate. This is an unprecedented statement from a sports player of any kind, much less a player of Scott Greene’s renown. When asked for comment, Scott Greene had this to say: "Chocolate presents a lot of health benefits, and it’s time that the world recognized them. I will be sticking with this diet for the foreseeable future.” Backlash against this statement is quite understandable. Jerry Garcia of the Malmo Nighthawks says “I’m shocked” and continues to say "Dave’s not here, man.” The reason they feel this way is reasonable, as Jerry Garcia is constantly high as a kite, and also as the comments made by Scott Greene are somewhat at odds with the rest of the Victory Hockey League. Scott Greene isn’t without his supporters, however. Hulk Hogan of the Seattle Bears is one of his most prominent supporters, and has even gone as far as joining Greene on stage at a recent press conference to defend them. “Don’t worry, he’s just cultivating mass, brothers,” says Hogan. “We’re gonna get him shredded in no time.” This kind of statement is the type that will continue to draw attention to Greene. They’re already quite the high-profile player on the Seattle Bears, and there are those that would say no publicity is bad publicity. However, these comments have received their fair share of backlash from even the higher-ups in the Victory Hockey League community. One of the highest profile dissenters of the Board of Governors, Victor, had this to say about the comments: “I really don’t like being bothered about this kind of stuff, but it’s probably not healthy at all.” Scott Greene responded by saying “I understand why they had to react this way. I really do. But I think he missed the broader context of what I said. When I say that switching to a diet of pure chocolate is good for your health, I say it for the betterment of the entire Victory Hockey League and to call attention to the growing dissatisfaction that is addressed in what I said. Victor would do well to remember that.” Going against someone as powerful as Victor could be a big mistake for Scott Greene, but, if what they say is true, Greene sees themselves as an inspiration and a role model. Sometimes these movements gain traction, but more often than not, they fizzle out. We have no doubt that Greene has the best of intentions, but the way that they’ve chosen to express it has certainly ruffled some feathers. If Scott Greene wasn’t as skilled as he is, he might not have chosen to speak up the way that he has. But, as it is, the Victory Hockey League may not be able to tolerate one of it’s brightest stars speaking up in this manner. Punishment may not be far behind. We will keep you posted as this story develops. 516 Words

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Gotta be honest, Van. I was scared as hell of you guys. Still not even sure how we did this, but you guys have a hell of a team. See you next year. And I'm really looking forward to it!

Save some goals for Van, @oilmandan

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