DoktorFunk

Hey Ian Not So Short! My name is DoktorFunk. I'm the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! I just wanted to welcome you to the league and let you know that I'd be happy to help you out any way that I can. I know this site can be overwhelming to new members, so please don't hesitate to reach out! Our team, Mississauga, is in a good place! We just advanced to the finals of the Founders Cup, and are looking for new talents such as yourself to make a big splash! If you're interested, quote my post and say "Accepted!" Either way, welcome back, and we'll be looking forward to see what your future holds here!

Feck ya

Hey ChaceT, My name is DoktorFunk. I'm the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! I just wanted to welcome you back to the league and let you know that I'd be happy to help you out any way that I can. Mississauga is in a good place! We just advanced to the finals of the Founders Cup, and are looking for talents such as yourself to make a big splash! If you're interested, quote my post and say "Accepted!" Either way, welcome back, and we'll be looking forward to see what your future holds here!

1. Amazing, Champ! Back to back! 2. Wonderful. I'm glad we were able to show the world our talent. 3. A little more muted than the first time! But, I think that's because we were still in shock that it was back to back. Crazy. 4. Snitches get stitches, but that kangaroo was chill as fuck. 5. "Hoes mad x 24" 6. @FrostBeard was the MVP. Miss ya, buddy.

Good morning, good evening, good night my sweet Hounds! It's time for another week, and with that, another press conference. I don't think it really needs to be said at this point, but for you boys and girls who don't understand just yet, you can answer any three of these questions for 1 TPE or any 6 of these questions for 2 TPE. If you don't answer them this week, I WILL find you. You don't want that! Answer honestly, because I'll know if you don't! 1. New season here in Mississauga. What are your goals for this season? 2. Is there anyone you would like to see join the team? 3. Why is @GustavMattias the worst? 4. Why is @GustavMattias the best? 5. If we were to, say, hypothetically, overthrow him, who would you like to see replace him? 6. Is anarchy the best choice for the Mississauga locker room? Please explain your reasoning. 7. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? 8. If you're new, what are your thoughts on the team so far? If you're not, where do you hope to end up next season? 9. You find @GlowyGoat at a football game. What kind of drink do you buy her? 10. @Berocka has officially given his heart and everlasting soul to Satan. How would you try to save him? 11. What's the best flavor of Jolly Rancher? 12. Is a hot dog a sandwich?

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Good luck!

Welcome, Big Chungus. We have been awaiting your arrival since the prophecy was written

Super excited to be taking this role. Big things coming. I think.

I'll gopher it

I'll go for it

Yeah but its fun

Well, at least you KNOW you're a shithead.

Welcome @BluObieZ! Excited to have you here!

BY GOD THAT KILLED HIM! HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

I would say this is Calgary's locker room but there's actually someone in this car

GM that knows his own ability. Hes got "SHIT" in his name.

I'd pay for it

If this is what you do now, I would've kept your day job.

You guys have a weird sense of winning and "loosing" in Calgadelphia.

Oh! Look guys! He took my advice on the Scrabble eating! He's learning!

I'm a dumbass? Okay. You're really the one who has no place to talk. You might be more coherent if you ate a game of Scrabble, then shit out the pieces and tried to make a sentence from that, because you really haven't made any kind of sense at all so far. Best of luck in the coming season. Have fun staying on the third line and being replaced by the rookies. I feel bad for anyone drafted to that dumpster fire.