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Review Looks good! This would make a nice phone background. I like the color scheme and the background effects are really nice. The font isn't as sharp as I would like, as I think a sharper font would fit the logo better.
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Review Couple of things I love about this. The McDonald's sponsorship is hilarious and the logo looks really natural. I think the name could be a different color to make it stand out more and the font I just don't feel fits the picture, but overall, solid.
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97 HC Davos Dynamo @ Prague Phantoms 98 Toronto Legion @ Vancouver Wolves 99 Moscow Menace @ Calgary Wranglers 100 Riga Reign @ Helsinki Titans
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Best writers draw from real life
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Banana didn’t post new questions, so WHAT’S UP FELLOW HOUNDS? HALL OF FAMER HERE TO ANSWER A COUPLE QUESTIONS. 1. This team just hasn’t found it’s stride yet. I think once everything starts clicking, the team should improve a lot. It’s just getting to that point. 2 I feel good about my player, but I’m still not as effective as I want to be. My best season was my rookie season here in Mississauga, so always trying to one-up that. 3. I’m interested to see how Jimmy Spyro does. He’s got a fire inside of him that’s very impressive. 4. Saskatoon looks really decent this year. That’s Wild. 5. Staying active and comfortable. Once all the young players come out of their shells and start doing all of their TPE things, it’ll be perfect! 6. James Spyro. He has all the makings of an MVP goalie.
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As the popularity of the sport of hockey as increased as a result of the Victory Hockey League’s increased mainstream appeal, simulation and hockey role playing leagues have cropped up around the internet. None have caught quite as much attention, though, as the National Hockey League, a fictional representation of the Victory Hockey League. Fans of this site create a player, get placed on a team, and continue their entire career as a player in this “simulated hockey league.” Many fans have started producing and wearing their own merchandise for some of the fake teams. “I got placed on the Pittsburgh Penguins! I love the fake logo that they made, so I decided I’d buy a hat,” says one fan. “I was placed on the Colorado Avalanche, so I bought a t-shirt showing how much I love my team!” Not all think this is a good idea, though. Some on the internet have derided this as silly. “Hahahahaha Fuck no! Who in the right mind would walk around wearing merch from a fake simulation league team lol” says one member of the site. “27 people apparently would. I mean it’s not really a stretch, people wear gear for esports, dnd and other nerd stuff all the time,” says another. The fighting continues in corners of the site, with most enjoying the fact that they can represent the teams that they love, fictional, or otherwise.
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Writer's Block Doesn't Bring in the Greene Noted author and Seattle Bears center Scott Greene recently spoke on the subject of his next book, and his writing process. The author of “On Ice Down Under: A History of Australian Hockey”, and the co-writer of a remake of the classic movie “Twins” starring Hulk Hogan and Danny DeYeeto, Greene has yet to put out any new content recently. His many fans are excited for his next project, of which there could be many. “I thought about writing a children’s book, a sci-fi novel, a western, and many other things. I even thought about writing a graphic novel starring my good friends on the Seattle Bears as a superhero squad. But I just can’t get any momentum going at the moment,” says Greene. “The summer was mostly spent partying by us, and then it was right back onto the rink to play again, which I love. I just haven’t had a ton of time to pursue my other passions. My girlfriend even gets mad at me because I practice my slap shot in my sleep.” Writing isn’t the easiest thing, especially for an author like Greene. For months, he has been penning articles for various hockey sites in addition to his other writing and creative pursuits. “Usually my analysis articles take up most of my writing time,” says Greene. “Each one has to be at least 500 words and all of them have to be completely unique from one another. It can be really difficult to come up with new ideas for articles each week, and even harder to find the motivation to do so as time goes by.” Greene actually says that there’s even more of a reason for him to do it. “I seem to become a better player overall when I write more about the sport. It’s odd. Maybe it’s me paying attention to the techniques of others or learning new strategies, but I definitely improve the more attention that I pay towards the rest of the league.” Greene has gone so far as to recommend that other players do the same thing. “I think many younger players would definitely improve their understanding of the game if they just wrote more about the league overall. Not that we have an actual lack of talent in the league at the moment, but it’s always nice to be able to see people improving, especially the younger players.” Several other writers have endorsed the writing process as a means for improvement. Scott’s teammate and Seattle Bears forward John Frostbeard has been using this technique for about just as long as Greene. Frostbeard is one of the star players of the Bears, so this strategy clearly works. Greene, in the meantime, would like to focus on less serious matters. “I need time to work on my Hulk Hogan/HHH fanfiction. It’s been requested by many of my biggest fans, and while the subject doesn’t interest me at all, I gotta go where the money goes. That’s just good business, ya know?”
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49 Prague Phantoms @ Moscow Menace 50 Calgary Wranglers @ Vancouver Wolves 51 Seattle Bears @ Helsinki Titans 52 HC Davos Dynamo @ Malmo Nighthawks
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Same
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He beat up George Washington.
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Bears, Bears, Bears!
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Its beautiful
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No Wolves
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Yes Bears
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F-Joel Ylonnen G-Rayz Funk @BigBallerFromDownUnder
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I would 100% buy a Seattle Bears hat
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F- Dan Wilinsky F-Ryan Kastelic @BigBallerFromDownUnder
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Excited for the preseason!
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Cult in the Jungle Republic: OFFICIAL GAME THREAD
DoktorFunk replied to Gustav's topic in Spam and Game Threads
The cult not being iced right off the bat would've been much more interesting -
Henrik Zoiderberg Team Sweden Card [2/2]
DoktorFunk replied to HenrikZoiderberg's topic in Archived Graphics/Videos
Review Good colors and cool card design. The font at the bottom looks a little odd, but a nice background to it would bring it out. -
Review Love these animated sigs. Good Halloween colors. Spooky indeed. Maybe a little more contrast on the red name, or a border on it or something would help differentiate it from the background but still have it blend.
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Review Cool look. Love all the red, and I've always been a fan of the Dragons logo and color scheme. Some contrasting colors would really bring it to life.
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Review Cool design that reminds me of like a tv plug for the game. Good colors, but the letters being cut off is a little wonky.
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No word creativity this week [2/2]
DoktorFunk replied to Banackock's topic in Archived Graphics/Videos
Review You're new here so I'll go easy on you. Like the color scheme. Orange and black usually look good together. The gif is cool but looks weird, bro. Overall, decent submish. We're going to watch your career with great interest. -
Review Nice overlay effect. Jersey looks good and I like the font colors. If we removed a little bit of the negative space on the side, might be perfect