dylanjj37

MERCI!

please consider making it out of grass so i can eat it!

Dear Vincent Laroche-Gagnier and all the Award Committee, Thank you kindly for this prestigious honour you have awarded me. It means so much that you think so highly of my contributions in your locker room. I would like to thank my grandmother, Nanny Goat, who raised me and without whom I could not have won this award. I would also like to thank all my many fans and followers in the Mississauga Hounds locker room who have helped me accomplish this achievement. Lastly, in return for this honour, I will consider making ONE and only ONE item of clothing for your (Vincent's) dear friend Bill Goates. However, I reserve the right to make it as ugly as I want. My dearest condolences, Jean-Paul Goatier, the goat fashion designer

1. Do lots of things, lots of fun things, like AGMing Bratislava 2. You will not be in a good spot afterwards as you have removed your draft expert DYL from the draft channel. 3. Looks like it will be good as lots of people dont want to actually be in teh VHLE so it is lesss popular. 4. Atlanta thrashers (winnipeg jets) and buffalo sabres or many other teams 5. Good locker rooms must be active which is why DYL is so good for bratislava as he keeps the lr active. 6. My personal opinion is that rory is not a good gm because he fired DYL.

stan par rejected by spartan

I am applying for this job that I did not know I no longer had?

I got 9/9 today. Can I have the job?

I support your cause. Also bring back krice @Ricer13

Watchmen Press Conference 1. We are nearing the end of the season. What are your hopes for your player next season? 2. Which team would you most like to see win the VHLM trophy (doesn’t need to be one with an actual chance)? 3. It is GM Rory’s birthday (not in real life). What gift are you getting them? Are you going for cheap and quick or do you want to give the best gift out of all the players? 4. Why does your player have the name they have? 5. If you could totally get rid of one sport as if it never existed, what sport would it be and why? 6. If you had to bring an animal onto the ice with you every game, what animal would it be and why?

1. Who do you feel is the undervalued player on the Watchmen? Everyone on the team is undervalued! They deserve more recognition. 2. If you could start your career over, what is one thing you would change? I wouldn't change anything. I'm very happy with how my player's career has gone. 3. Do we make the playoffs? If so, who do you want to face? I sure hope so. I don't know who we would face though. 4. Who do you think is that one team that we just cant seem to play well against? I am optimistic that we play well against everybody! 5. Plans for the off-season? Anything interesting? Just recreated so gotta start earning that TPE and get drafted.

never left

Player Information Username: dylanjj37 Player Name: Pat Snar Recruited From: Returning Age: 21 Position: D Height: 65 in. Weight: 140 lbs. Birthplace: Gibraltar Player Page @VHLM GM

1) No, yes 2) No 3) He already lived in Saskatoon and didn't want to move as he is doing his research at the university there 4) Stan Par will be gone

D - Bobby Bob G - Alexander Minion @Grape sorry sorry sorry!

You need to listen to Juan's advice more

This article is nearly 100% factually incorrect! Please give your sources.

D - Velociraptor Greg @Beketov

F - Babay Shrimp @Grape

1) How do you feel about the start of the season for the team? The season is going very well. Viper is doing well in his first season as GM. 2) Is your player playing how you expected? Why or why not? Stan Par is performing above par! At the time of writing, he is leading the league in shots blocked, just like his mentor Juan Ceson. 3) What team besides ours in the VHLM is the most surprising so far? I have not really been looking the stats for other teams so I wouldn't know. 4) Do you follow the VHL at all and if so, what's your favorite team? I don't follow the VHL but I am legally obliged to say that Bratislava Watchmen are my favourite VHLE team or I will lose my job. 5) What big UFA do you think will sign to your favorite NHL team? I don't think any big UFA will sign with my favourite NHL team unless Arizona move to Atlanta which I guess could happen. 6) If you could travel anywhere in the world, where are you going and why? There's lots of places I would like to visit but if I could only pick one maybe Romania or Florida.

D- Brian Kowalski @Beketov

F - Ivan Retoslav @Grape

hes not teaching him anything. maxim is a lost cause!

@McLovinanother great show from Radio Juan! Thanks for your hard work!

Whilst Marcus Svedberg is getting a 200% raise, it should be noted that as a volunteer his current salary is $0.

Since Juan Ceson left the VHLM, he has done many exciting things. His newest project, however, is possibly the best one of all, at least for Vegas. Juan has started his very own radio channel, Radio Juan and has hired his first volunteer radio host, Marcus Svedberg, who has taken on board the responsibility of earning Juan as much money as possible from the show out of the kindness of his own heart. The station has been very successful so far and Juan is even going to give Marcus Svedberg a 200% pay rise in reward for all his hard work. While in Vegas setting up his new radio show, he also took the new Las Vegas Aces captain Maxim Anisimov under his wing and tried to teach him how to be a good captain. Juan tried very hard but somehow Maxim is still not prepared for his captainly duties despite Juan’s excellent experience and great training skills. He is very ill prepared for the upcoming season so Juan will be on standby if Vegas need any captainy things doing and also just to make sure that GM Blazzer is kept in line.