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What do you make of Riga's playoff performance so far? Playoffs haven't been great, but we will win soon, I am sure of it. The deal that brought over Marleau and Burn. Worth it? Yes, always good to see new blood. What is Moscow's weakness? What do we need to exploit? Well, since the series is over, I'd say we need to go back in time. Do you have a playoff ritual? Please no murder. Murder. Pick an anthem for your player to step onto the ice for. What song is it? Hammer time Make a 3-line poem titled "Ode to God Mode" I do not know you. You seem quite nice. Let's go and meet on the ice?

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1. Kyl Oferson has fought a total of 9 times this season (2 W, 2 L, 5 T). Is he acting as an enforcer, or does he just really like fighting? He is our enforcer now whether he likes it or not. 2. Patrik Tallinder must've had his largest group of fan girls behind the team bench yet during last night's game. How is he so ridiculously good looking? I even wanna make out with him, but he won't let me. 3. Aw man, Disney on Ice did a bunch of fancy tricks during their show yesterday and our ice is all messed up. Who's our Zamboni driver again? Shush Nyko is doing that now cause he can't do anything else. 4. Tate was watching the entire team's kids yesterday and somehow got them all to watch movies for a few hours. What's your favorite kids movie? Parent Trap. 5. What's your favorite comfort food? CHICKEN WINGS! 6. Now that you've been here a while, what's your favorite Latvian food? None. 7. What's more ridiculous, boss's suspension bridge bed setup in his office or Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones's yacht draft room? My yacht is bigger than his yacht. 8. Okay, enough with the sim league stuff. We've been doing this quarantine thing upwards of five or six weeks now, how are you holding up in real life? Ehh decent, still working so that's good.

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1. Sometimes free agency is a little stagnant. What would you propose to spice things up? Cocaine and Hookers to all teams. 2. What forum improvements (games, etc.) from other leagues would you like to see in the VHL? Not sure the forum is pretty good right now. 3. Kyl Oferson is playing League of Legends again. How does that guy practice his hockey skills if he's off doing ranked games all the time? He doesn't thats why he is soooooo bad. 4. It looks like Roque Davis has a strong case for Rookie of the Year. What's unique about his game? He is very consistent with updating and his team puts him in a good place to win. 5. If any, what musical instrument would you want to learn (btw we're social distancing, no better time to learn than now)? The oboe. 6. What's the first thing you're going to do after this whole pandemic thing blows over, whenever that is? Cocaine and Hookers? 7. Someone keeps telling me about these "regression fighters" that players buy with their contract money... what in the world are people talking about? They are taking legal steroids and I'm sick of it.

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331 Helsinki Titans @ Malmo Nighthawks 332 D.C. Dragons @ Calgary Wranglers 333 Toronto Legion @ Vancouver Wolves 334 Riga Reign @ Moscow Menace

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1. Looks like we're having a tough time in the standings. What's going on? Not enough Shush Nyko to be honest. 2. What do you like about the direction the league is going? I don't know enough, but I like being in Riga. 3. If anything, what haven't you liked about the league's changes so far? Something, something, changes are good mmmk. 4. Which musical artist/group is your guilty pleasure? Dua Lipa 5. For those of you on the Discord, who has your favorite avatar (profile picture)? Hedge for sure. 6. Which non-sim sports league is most likely to re-open first? Baseball. 7. I heard a pitch-perfect rendition of "Funkytown," with someone accompanying on synth. Which two of your teammates was up to it? Nyko and Tate. 8. Some reporter told me the boss was shown corralling hedgehogs into the practice facility. Illegal fighting ring or hush-hush hedgehog hockey huddle? Hush-Hush Hedgehog Hockey Huddle. 100%

109 Malmo Nighthawks @ Vancouver Wolves 110 Toronto Legion @ Prague Phantoms 112 Helsinki Titans @ HC Davos Dynamo 113 Riga Reign @ Moscow Menace

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1. Who would you like to have make your next sig? It would be sick to have a gorlab sig. 2. Which user currently has the best signature on the site? I hate saying this but Nykos gif sig is pretty good. 3. What sport would you like to see receive a sim league of its own? Curling. 4. Who's your favorite super hero? Deadpool, cause he is both a hero and a villian. 5. What's one weird habit one of your teammates has? Nyko loves to hear himself talk, even though nobody ever listens. 6. Okay, so sometimes the team budget gets a little thin (too many snacks for boss). What's the highest number of players Riga has crammed into one hotel room during an away game? 12. 7. Aw, man. You got pretty drunk at the team party last night. Who drew on your face, and what do you see when you look in the mirror? Nyko probably drew his league rank on my face, which was def a tier or two higher than it actually is. 8. You're trying to go out to a party (shame on you, corona is scary) during a nationwide lock down and a police officer stops you on your way out of the house to see where you're going. What do you say? Drunk walk here, gotta let my dog out, when I have no dog.

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1. All six of the nearby grocery stores are out of toilet paper, what do? I use my teammates jersey. 2. What's the weirdest adjustment you've seen people make as a result of coronavirus? Stocking up on canned goods, toliet paper, and other non-essential items. 3. Sounds like the VHL will be starting Season 71 on schedule rather than delaying for this pandemic - what makes them different from other sports leagues? VHL stronk, we have no issues with viruses, we get sick we still play. 4. Look 10 seasons into the future. How is the VHL different than it is now? We are going forward with the life of SimonT, so I imagine we will all be run by machines by then. 5. When it comes to gear are you using the latest and greatest, or is there anything that holds sentimental value for you? I always wear new stuff, except for my lucky jock strap. 6. How much does your story/legacy matter to you in the VHL? I AM SHUSH NYKO, HE WILL BE SHUSHED. I think that answers that. 7. Tell me about one thing in your life you've had to sacrifice because of your hockey career. I've given up a life of ice fishing to become a hockey player. 8. What'd you buy with your first VHL check? MONEU CASH HOES! I bought a nice pad and got a bunch of strippers.

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Can I claim my PBE JPTs here or does it have to be the PTs? JPTs are more words.

1. We overcame our most persistent rivals in Helsinki in the first round, only to be sunk by Moscow. What part of this outcome were you most surprised by? That we banded together as a team! Riga is best! 2. Lincoln Tate was the first to break the news that changes may be coming in Riga. What are your thoughts on the future of the Reign? We need to have a shake up from what I've heard. Shush coming up will be an influx of youth! So hopefully that also helps. 3. A few teams will be struggling with the cap next season, e.g. Seattle. Does the league need a cap increase, or is it working as intended? Cap increases are always good. Keeps teams full and players happy. 4. Looks like a huge offseason is coming. Whose saga are you looking forward to following most during free agency? I honestly don't know, being new to the team I hope we can gain some talent and compete. 5. Whether you're a rookie or veteran, are you happy with the way your career has panned out? I am very happy with how much career has panned out. I scored a lot in the Minors and got my number retired. Now it's time to see what I can do for the big club. 6. Which team's Discord channel (aside from the Reign) would you be most interested in reading? I don't really know, maybe New York? 7. Given the chance, which of the site's mysterious admins would you want to know more about? I dont know any of them so all of them? 8. Oh god this corona thing is everywhere. Do you subscribe to the whole "wear a mask everywhere" thing, or is diligent hand hygiene enough? HAVE GOOD HYGIENE WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE.

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Part I - Pick em' (Pick the correct winners of all three games for 2 TPE) Game 3 - Moscow Menace @ Calgary Wranglers Game 4 - Moscow Menace @ Calgary Wranglers Game 5 - Calgary Wranglers @ Moscow Menace Part II - Predict the Score (Predict the correct score and winner of this game for 3 TPE) Game 5 - Calgary Wranglers @ Moscow Menace - Menace 4-1 Part III - Player Predictions (Predict the correct player for each category, 1 TPE for each correct answer) Series leader in points: Jet Jaguar Series leader in goals: Jet Jaguar Series leader in assists: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen Who has the series PIM lead: Mikko Lahtinen Who scores the series winning goal: Jet Jaguar

1. What has been your favorite memory this season? Becoming the all-time points leader in MX and then getting my number retired. 2. What VHL/VHLM team are you hoping to get drafted to next season? I am already on Riga, which I am excited about. 3. Now that we've been yeeted, who's going to win the VHLM cup? Not sure and don't really care now that we are out. 4. What kind of payment bonuses do you think should be added to the VHLM contracts? Goals per game bonus. 5. How are you going to spend the off-season? Training back in Iceland. 6. What's your favorite vacation spot? I like to go to the lake and relax and fish.