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Nice Win Davos!

HC Dynamo have won 8 of their last 10 games and are on the cusp of getting into the playoffs in the very tough European Conference. Led by none other than everyone's favorite 5'5" 250 pound bulbous superstar, Oskars Harumpf has the Dynamo looking good. Harumpf has 35 points in 36 games and while he may not lead the team in scoring, he is definitely the straw that stirs the drink for this S45 Dynamo team. Harumpf's playmaking and face off ability have been at the forefront this season as he has 24 assists and a 60% face off winning percentage. He's getting the job done and the Dynamo are appreciative. Their coach, Coach Reilly was recently quoted as saying.. "That fat little shit Harumpf can really play." Yes, we could not agree more. Harumpf is a litte ball of amazingess. Thank you.

4-3 Titans

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3-2 Legion

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Everyone's favorite bulbous playmaking Dynamo, Oskars Harumpf has been getting back to business and now has 22 points through 23 games, consisting of 7 goals and 15 assists. He also has a 60% face off winning percentage, despite the powers that be stealing some of his face off talent in the off-season. He's still getting it done. Recently after an early season experiement he was moved back to a line with Freedom McJustice and James "Cow-Milk" Faraday. The line has caught fire and spurred on a winning streak by the Dynamo. They reeled off 4 in a row and have now won 6 of their last 9. The team is playing well and have seemed to found their groove. Harumpf, McJustice and Faraday are a combined +63 on the season! That's pretty amazing. Look for this line to dominate for the remainder of the season and the Dynamo to continue to beat opponents more often than not.

3-2 Riga

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4-2 Helsinki

Harumpf Harumpf Harumpf! Oskars Harumpf speaks to media. It's been a while since we checked in with everyone's favorite 5'5" 250 pound superstar, so we figured we'd catch up with Davos Dynamo all-world center Oskars Harumpf and ask him what he's been up to lately. Harumpf! Good to see you, where the hell have you been? Harumpf: Ahhh, it's been a busy time for me lately off the ice, I have not been able to communicate with the media as much as my first 4 seasons, I know you guys must have missed me, sorry about that. Imagine all the amazing media sessions we could have had when I was putting up my career season of 76 points, which was a lot of fun by the way. I'm back though so hopefully you'll be seeing more of me. That sounds great, hey what was it like to win the S44 Super Cup? Harumpf: It was pretty cool. I led the round robin in scoring for our team (naturally) then helped lead us to the championship. Our GM drafted a great team and we had some fun in the locker room. I knew a few players on the team so it was an easy tournament to play in. Our goalie was great as well, I think that put us over the top. I'd be happy to play with any of those guys again, it was a pleasure to be part of team Paramorise. Cool, so what do you expect this season in Davos? Harumpf: I expect a lot and by a lot I mean the cup. It's time. We have a great team and excellent management. Everyone is committed to winning and is working hard, I see no reason why Davos should not be champs this season. I mean there's some other great teams as well, but I think we have what it takes to get the job done this year. I'm looking forward to it. You started the year on a line with 2 rookies, what can you tell us about their game? Harumpf: Yeah my boys Valmount and Perron, they've both got game. I told them to always be ready for a pass and be prepared to shoot at all times. Just always expect the puck even when it looks like there's no way I can get it to them, I will get it to them lol. Valmount is a physical presence who likes to shoot the puck, I think he already has 3 goals and like 25 hits, now I won't have to do all the hitting on my line like last season, should allow me to create more offense. Perron is budding sniper, he won't hit anyone but knows how to get in position for one timers, he has a few goals already also. If these kids keep their sticks taped I see 20 goals seasons for each of them. Is it true that you're livid about the league taking away some of your skills this season? Harumpf: Hah, no it's okay, I mean they told me I was too good and apparently now that I'm in my 6th season they have to make me worse so I don't just dominate the league. I get it, but was not expecting it, so yeah it was a bummer at first and confusing, but hopefully I can get back to my original build pretty quickly. I see it as a challenge. So yeah, no worries. Thanks Harumpf, best of luck this season! Harumpf: Thanks, I'll do my best to Harumpf as many teams as possible. 593 words.

Coming off a championship run in the S44 Super Cup for Team Paramorise (or team chicken noodle soup), where Oskars Harumpf was all-world and helped lead the team to victory, he now looks ahead to the S45 season with Davos. Harumpf faced his first regression this season, which surprised him, he probably should have read the rule book lol, but apparently he is getting old. He has 3 seasons left including this year and is coming off a career year in S44 with 76 points in 72 games, so despite a 3% regression in his skills, he's still a very bulbous playmaking wizard. He'll be the old man on a line this season with 2 rookies in Valmount and Perron, but if these guys are ready to shoot the puck at all times, things should work well for the trio. Of course Harumpf will be given the green light on the powerplay with Faraday and McJustice, where he does some of his best work and those two love receiving tape to tape saucer passes from Harumpf. So it should be another good year in Davos for the Dynamo, with a little bit of luck they should be able to win the cup and hopefully there will be a lot of Harumpf'ings.

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Everyone's favorite 5'5" 250 pound superstar Oskars Harumpf will be suiting up for Team Jaunmoku Pimpuli in the S44 SuperCup. We're not sure exactly what Jaunmoku Pimpuli means, but we can only assume it's something mean and intimidating that will strike fear in our opponents. Pimpuli GM Paramorise, better known as Jogurtaa, obviously has a sweet spot for Oskars Harumpf and knew she must select him in hopes of winning a championship. It's a good move as Harumpf has been known to dominate short tournaments like this in the past. GM Paramorise put together a good team and Pimpuli should make some noise in the SuperCup, with Harumpf leading the way, they'll probably even win the championship. So keep an eye out for this team and your boy Oskars Harumpf, coming soon to a rink near you.

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Harumpf'd!!!

Dynamo 4-3

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Harumpf Sets New Scoring Record.... for Himself! Well it’s finally happened, everyone’s favorite bulbous playmaking wizard Oskars harumpf has finished with more than a point per game! Harumpf!!! Putting up 74 points, 27 goals 46 assists in 69 games, with 3 left to play, little Oskars has set a career record. Helping the Davos Dynamo to a playoff berth and an excellent season, Harumpf showcased his skill on his new team and it was a great addition for Davos. The point totals are one thing and his face offs were amazing at 57.12%, which was good for first on the team, but his physical game is really something that stood out this season. Harumpf had 243 hits! Yes,two hundred and fourty three hits from a guy who is 5’5” although don’t forget, Oskars is also 250 pounds! He’s literally an immovable object and he’s figured out how to use that bowling ball of a body to his advantage. Putting the hurt on players around the league this season Harumpf definitely “Harumpf’d” a few people into the boards. It was a nice season for Harumpf after coming over from Helsinki in an off-season trade. He fit in quickly with his new team and it didn’t take coaches long to realize what kind of player they had in Harumpf. He was given the reigns to the offense early in the year and the team really took off. Harumpf had the pleasure of playing next to Freedom McJustice and Kurtis Hunter for most of the season and the trio showed great chemisty. Harumpf even managed to set James Faraday up for some goals when he came over mid-season in a trade. It was a good year in Davos and everyone played well, they finished 3rd in the division and 5th in the league, making the playoffs. The post-season is really where harumpf shines and he’s excited for the opportunity to try and help Davos win the cup. He feels that Davos has a real chance this year and was quoted as saying “Harumpf!” when asked about it recently in an interview. Let’s just take that as he’s ready to go. Look for Davos to excel in this years playoffs, with a top 6 forward group as strong as any in the league, a strong top pairing defense and a great goalie, Davos could definitely surprise some teams in the playoffs. Well it wouldn't be a surprise I guess as they've already beaten the best teams in the league this season, but finishing 3rd in the division, some people may call them the underdog. With guys like Harumpf, Faraday, Sunberg, McJustice. Hunter, Shock, Richardson, Rubin and Komarov, this team easily can win the cup. They have the talent in the room to get it done and they just may have the X-Factor in the 5'5" 250 pound bulbous playmaking wizards Oskars Harumpf. Yes, quite a title for the little big guy, but Harumpf is truly a unique player. Look for him to lead Davos to the cup this season. Other teams... you have been warned. [507 Words]