Harumpf

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Harumpf's amazing sig adventure continues.

Actually it was unintentional lol, but worked out good for payback I guess! Harumpf's terrible sig adventure continues...

for week of 7/20-7/26

Harumpf'd!

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Everyone's favorite 5'5" 250 pound playmaker is proving once again this season that setting up goals is not the only thing he does well. Harumpf has 110 hits! In 29 games! He leads the Dynamo in hits by a large margin, the closest teammate to him is Vlad Kamorov with 67 hits. Harumpf's bulbous physique and low center of gravity is one of the reasons he's able to throw the body at such an impressive clip this season. He's one of only 13 players in the league with over 100 hits, that's pretty impressive. Harumpf's physical game has been a nice addition to Davos this season and they are really playing well. Harumpf has also added 25 points in, consisting of 8 goals and 17 assists along with a face off percentage over 60%. No question Harumpf was a huge addition for Davos this off-season and is fitting in nicely.

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Everyone's favorite player, Oskars Harumpf is off to a great start with his new team in Davos. Harumpf has racked up 15 points in 18 games, including team leading 70 hits! What a little bulbous bowling ball of a man Harumpf is being this season. The 15 points are nice and to be honest Harumpf expects more from himself, but the 70 hits through 18 games is really impressive. Harumpf is on pace for close to 300 hits this season, that's Jake Wylde territory! Just another impressive part of 5'5" 250 pound Harumpf's game. Plus he was just moved up to play with Freedom McJustice and Kurtis Hunter on Davos's top line. Clearly his new coaches recognized his playmaking abillity and his physical game not to mention his strength on draws. Davos has been winning since the start of the season and the 1-2 punch of Sundberg-Harumpf in any order is going to continue to result in wins. Things are looking good in Davos.

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Harumpf Determined to Succeed with Davos! Oskars Harumpf takes the ice in Davos for the first time during pre-season. After being traded for the first time in his career, Oskars Harumpf is quickly making a name for himself in Davos and it looks to be a great fit. After playing his entire career for Helsinki, he's come into a new city and a new locker room and made a seamless transition. The excitement is there for both Harumpf and his new teammates and expectations for the season are very high. His coaches are excited to have a player of his caliber in the lineup and he makes everyone around him better. Harumpf should be in line for another great season and all signs are pointing to another career year. After increasing his point totals in each of his first 3 seasons, season 44 should be another huge performance for everyone's favorite bulbous superstar. Davos has a great team this year and the arrival of Harumpf puts them over the top for a championship. Boasting one of the strongest 1-2 punches in the entire league, both Devin Sundberg and Oskars Harumpf will center the top 2 lines, giving Davos excellent strength down the middle. Sundberg and Harumpf are premier players and will be leaned on heavily this season in all situations. Davos has some great options at wing to pair with these pivots as well. Players like Kurtis Hunter and Freedom McJustice can expect to line up next to Sundberg or Harumpf. Expect Gifford Shock to be on one of those lines as well, giving Davos a strong 5 forwards in their top 6. Most likely Davos will look to bring in a key 6th forward to round out the group. Word is Harumpf's passing will mesh well with McJustice, so look for that to be an early dynamic duo for Davos. On Defense, Davos obviously has one of the best Defenders in the league in Mason Richardson and along with Vlad Komarov and Joshua Rubin, this should be a very strong Defense core. In net, Callum Sinclair will shoulder the load. Sinclair may be a bit young but he's a sound net minder who can be counted on to make key saves and keep the team in games. He'll also be improving each week, which bodes well for Davos playoff chances when the time comes. Overall and excellent outlook for Davos this season. If pre-season is any indication of how Harumpf will play in a Davos jersey, fans should be pretty excited. Harumpf had 2 assists, 7 shots and 6 hits in his first game, followed by a ridiculous 6 points, 11 shots and 9 hits in his second game! That's 8 points, 18 shots and 15 hits through 2 games for Harumpf. Not bad. We have a feeling Davos fans are going to really like Harumpf's game. He's first and foremost a playmaker, but he's also capable of burying pucks and playing a physical game. Not to mention he's excellent defensively and great on draws, exactly the kind of center you want when trying to win a championship. Look for Harumpf to be a leader both on and off the ice for Davos this season. An excellent move by the franchise to bring Harumpf in as he enters his prime. All signs point to it paying off huge for the Dynamo. [556]

Wow double Harumpf'd. Sorry Helsinki, wish it happened against a different team. Nothing personal.

What the heck is a Dynamo? I think it's an engine or something, well whatever it is, Harumpf is now one of them! In the first trade of his career, Oskars Harumpf was dealt to the Davos Dynamo for a 1st round pick. Pretty good value for Harumpf, one of the leagues best and most bulbous playmaking centers. He'll be a big boost to the Davos roster this season. Harumpf is settling in to his new team and there's even a few familair faces there from his time in the VHLM. Should be an easy transition for Harumpf. After getting drafted by Helsinki 6th overall in S40 and playing 3 full seasons for the Titans and serving as Alternate Captain for all 3, it's definitely a little tough to move on, but it was time, Harumpf was kind of by himself last season in Helsinki and while he loved being a Titan, this trade made sense for Helsinki as they are in a full rebuild. Harumpf is happy Helsinki was able to get good value back for him and wishes them well. Helsinki is a first class organization and he was happy to be a part of it. Davos is his new home now and he's excited for the opportunity to help them win a championship.

Player Name: Oskars Harumpf VHL Team: Davos Dynamo Cash you have: $5,500,000 Purchase Name: 2 Attribute Points Cost of Purchase: $5,000,000 Cash Left: $500,000

It was a pleasure to play for Helsinki, I really enjoyed my time there. 1st class organization and it was an honor to serve as Alternate Captain the past few seasons. Thanks for everything Helsinki! Excited to be joining Davos in the next chapter of Harumpf's career. Everyone's goal scoring on Davos just went up!

I went with the pic from his player page lol.

Harumpf Honors Former Wingman Zoidberg Sachimo Zoidberg speeds down the ice like only a Zoidberg could do. After hearing of the retirement of his former world class line mate Sachimo Zoidberg, Harumpf initially took it pretty hard but now has accepted it and it's time to reflect on his greatness. Zoidberg still has 1 final season to play so it's not over yet, but Harumpf is sad to see such a great career get cut short. Harumpf knows a thing or two about being short, but in this case it's not an advantage. Zoidberg is and was an amazing player with a hall of fame projection if he'd continued on for a full career. Zoidberg was one of the most amazing goal scorers you'd ever seen. He could light the lamp like only few could. His blistering shot accompanied by his amazing speed had him as one of the league's most dangerous players. Zoidberg got off to an incredible start in his young career in the VHLM. In season 40 when he was paired up with bulbous playmaker Oskars Harumpf, the two instantly clicked and set the league on fire. Zoidberg had a ridiculous 113 goals, 77 assists and 190 points. Yes, 113 goals in 72 games. Completely insane. Harumpf had 34 goals and 130 assists for 164 points in the same 72 games. Two epic seasons which led directly to a cup for the Bratislava Watchmen in S40. In the playoffs the most epic line of all time was created when Harumpf-Zoidberg-3Moons were paired up, the rest is history. That season Zoidberg went on to win multiple awards including the Sakic Trophy for most goals, the Dion Trophy for most points and the Esposito Trophy for Playoff MVP. Not a bad haul for Zoidberg and his pro career had not even started yet. Zoidberg was drafted 5th overall by the Toronto Legion in the S40 Draft, he went on to play for them in the S41 season and had an incredible year. Zoidberg put up 54 goals and 57 assists for 111 points as a rookie. He was also +11. Needless to say Zoidberg won Rookie of the year that season and deservingly so. In his sophomore season, Zoidberg had another huge year putting up 47 goals, 51 assists and 98 points while improving his rating to +50! Now that is pretty darn impressive. Season 43 was another great season by Zoidberg but you could tell this year he missed his old pal Harumpf a little as he only had 38 goals, but still led the team in points with 88 and racked up 50 assists and a +23 rating. Every year he was the most dangerous player in the ice for Toronto and one of the elite goal scorers and point producers in the league. Zoidberg has 297 points in 216 games in the VHL and will surely finish with at least a point per game pace in his final season. When it's all said and done Zoidberg will have well over 350 points in his 4 year pro career, probably more like 375 in 288 games. Those are some jaw dropping numbers and if he continued at that pace would definitely have to be considered one of the all-time greats. Factor in the possibility of re-uniting with Harumpf at some point and his numbers would be even better. Unfortunately we will never know how great Zoidberg's full career could have been or how many cups him and Harumpf could have won together, but Harumpf is thankful they got to play together in the VHLM and that he was able to see his old line mate have great success in the VHL. One thing is for certain, Zoidberg will always be remembered for coining the phrase "Harumpf'd" and his little bulbous buddy will never forget it. Thanks Zoidberg, enjoy your final season and best of luck with your new player. No doubt another legend in the making. [640 words]