Harumpf

Harumpf's Face Offs Should be 90

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo........ Harumpf-Zoidberg

After losing the S40 World Cup Gold Medal game to USA, Team Scandinavia is seeking revenge and their thirst can only be quenched with a Gold Medal. The S40 team was good, but this team is even better as everyone is improved. Team Captain Aksel Thomassen is a superstar in the VHL and that should carry over into the World Cup, especially since Harumpf will be setting him up for goals. Harumpf is a world class center, but on this team it's looking like Harumpf's elite playmaking skills will be used on the top line wing with Thomassen and Teuvo Ruutu. These guys are pretty lucky getting to play with Harumpf as he makes everyone instantly better. The second line is also looking great for Scandinavia with Sundberg, Kurri and Jakobsen. This top 6 can light the lamp with the best of them and will have Team Scandinavia as one of the tournament favorites. Their defense is also looking good with Fjorrstrom, Karlsson, Samuelsson and Jeddston and goaltending is strong with Gow and Skovsgard. Easily a gold medal team in Harumpf's opinion and with a few impending World Cup Harumpf'ings we like Team Scandinavia's chances.

This is our year! Honored to wear the "A" - thanks

Harumpf was very excited to hear his old linemate Sachimo Zoidberg was named GM of the Toronto Legion. As many know, because it's VHLM history, Harumpf and Zoidberg made up one of the most potent scoring lines the league has ever seen. Harumpf had 34 goals and 130 assists and Zoidberg had like 100 goals and 150 points, it was insane. Well the two formed quite a connection that season and even when enigmatic zuperstar Jody 3Moons came into the mix, it did not effect Harumpf and Zoidberg's chemistry. In fact Harumpf-Zoidberg-3Moons became a line and won Bratislava the championship that season. Anyway, what I am getting at is Harumpf is very proud of his old linemate Zoidberg and happy to see him in a GM role in the VHL. One of the best teammates and hardest working people you will find, Harumpf knows Zoidberg will do a great job with the Toronto franchise. We're not say that Harumpf is looking to go to Toronto to re-unite with Zoidberg per say, but more so that we wish Zoidberg well and know he will do a great job in Toronto. Congrats buddy, well deserved.

It should be an interesting off-season for everyone's favorite 5'5" 250 pound playmaking superstar Oskars Harumpf. Coming off his best season as a pro where he scored 69 points (we know, fitting right?) he will look to either lead Helsinki back into playoff contention or it's possible he may find himself playing for a different team in S44. Harumpf is uncertain what to expect, but he knows one thing, wherever he ends up, back in Helsinki or on a new team, he will "Harumpf" the shit out of everyone. He's ready to take his game to an even higher level next season and someone will be the beneficiary of multiple Harumpf'ings, be it Helsinki or some other city. Harumpf is on the cusp of greatness and all he needs is a chance to shine. If Helsinki can get him some teammates not named after body parts, he could do it in Helsinki, if not, perhaps he will go elsewhere and make everyone around him look better than they really are. That's what Harumpf does, he makes you look good. It happened with Zoidberg back in the VHLM and then with Stokes and sometimes Faraday. We all know Harumpf is the key to success. Wherever he plays greatness follows and of course Harumpf'ings.

Pick the winner, all three correct will earn 1 TPE (N/A is an answer here) Game 5: @ - Game 6: @ - Game 7: @ - N/A Predict the score, Correctly predict the score and winner for 3 TPE Game 5: @ - 3 2 Predict the leading point earner of the series for 1 TPE Christoph Klose Predict the leading penalty minutes earner for 1 TPE James Faraday Predict the leading special teams goals earner for 1 TPE Logan Laich

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Nice write up! Thanks for the kind words about Harumpf!

Amazingly Oskars Harumpf has 66 points in 68 games for the Helsinki Titans and could reach 70 with 4 points in his last 4 games. He has already set a career high in points and goals with his impressive performance this season. 34 goals for Harumpf shatters his previous total of 22. It probably helps that he's kind of the only guy left on the team, but still a pretty great achievement for a primary playmaker. His 68 points break his previous record of 63 achieved last season. Little bulbous Harumpf just keeps getting it done night in and night out regardless of what situation he is playing in. It's hard to to root for a 5'5" 250 pounder who plays his heart out every game. Backed my Harumpf the Titans have gone on a little run recently and now have 15 wins and are just 2 wins and 4 points behind Riga in the standings. Helsinki has also passed Calgary and are no longer the worst team in the league. Both Riga and Calgary should be ashamed of themselves considering that they are basically playing the Helsinki Harumpf's. Can one guy be this good? The answer is yes. Watch as Harumpf leads Helsinki virtually by himself to a not last place finish in the league. His legend grows.

(C3) Chicago vs (A2) Tampa Bay Winner: Chicago # of Games: 5

Incredible last 15 minutes to this episode!

What Happened in Helsinki? Welp, it's official, everyone has left Harumpf. He is now all by himself in Helsinki. Just him, some robots and a guy named Penis. What the hell happened? Was it something he said? It must have been. With the recent trades of Don Draper and Tyson Stokes, everyone from Season 42 is gone. No more Faraday, no more Miller, no more Wylde, no more Gow, no more Young, no more Stakowski and now no more Draper and Stokes. Just poor little Harumpf. What did he do to deserve this? Was it something he said in the locker room? Did he talk too much about farts and sharting his pants? It seems like he is now part of some cruel joke where he has to pass the puck back and forth with a guy named Penis. How could this happen to such a legend like Harumpf? He is an Oates Trophy winner after all! It's truly an remarkable turn of events and Harumpf is at a loss for words. He is a team player but right now he is really the only player on the team. This is uncharted waters for the 5'5" 250 pound superstar, but he will have to adapt. Harumpf is going to have to pass the puck off the boards to himself because he knows he's not going to get any decent passes from HEL LW1 or HEL RW1. Also HEL D1 is an acoholic so he knows he cannot expect any break out passes worth a damn. HEL D2 is a decent guy but he has hands of stone. Maybe Harumpf will find chemistry on line 2 with HEL LW2 and HEL RW2? Who knows. He's heard that HEL RW2 has a substance abuse problem though so he cannot expect a consistent effort from him night in and night out. The only hope for a decent pass? You guess it... Penis Hudson. How the heck did it come to this? Penis passes to Harumpf, back to Penis, down low to Harumpf, back to Penis on the point, Penis through his legs to Harumpf, Harumpf shoots, he scores! I mean seriously? This is Oskars friggin Harumpf we are talking about here! The dude is all-time, he deserves better. He at least deserves to be on a line with players who have a pulse. This is going to be a tough last 20 games. It's entirely possible that Helsinki may not win another game. I mean they only won 9 of 52 with Draper and Stokes on the team. As great as Harumpf is, we're not sure he can do everything himself. He will obviously try, but it's going to be a rough stretch. So what does this mean for Harumpf's future? Will he be traded in the off-season? Will the team get real live players next season and will he stay? Or will he have to endure another year of penis passing. God only knows, but we wish the best for our boy Harumpf. He is a legend and despite the fact that he may talk about farts in the locker room, nobody deserves to be deserted like little Harumpf was at the deadline. Stay positive Harumpf, we're in your corner buddy. 532

Honored to have been a teammate of Don Drapers. Much respect.

Stokes too? Everyone is gone. Poor little Harumpfs is all alone in Helsinki. Come back to me Stokes! Good luck buddy.

Faraday needs Harumpf, you are lost without my saucer passes.