hylands

F - Hulk Hogan 2 @samx

D - Deron Nesbitt @leandrofg

it's been a bit of a slow start to life in the vhlm for jebediah big ol doinks in amish. after 10 games played, he has a decent haul of five points, with two goals and three assists. he hasn't quite hit the ground running like he had envisioned for himself, but with a new found resilience inside his mind, he is confident things will start to click. the immense amount of talent that houston has all over the ice this season makes things a little more difficult for jebediah. the opportunities are there, but the more experienced and skillful players are the ones finishing the chances. "of course i would love to have more points on the board, but looking at the big picture, i can't really complain. im improving every day, and the team is performing great. i know for a fact that the doinks - i mean the points - will start rolling in at some point or another." will jebediah find the success that he is so confident he is due for? can he keep up with the rest of the team and keep improving, or will the doinks prove to be too much to handle? as of right now, things are looking okay, but both jeb and his coaches are hungry with the munchies for more.

F - Tavish DeGroot @samx

honestly i respect the hustle

1. i haven't seen anything majorly concerning so far. this team is good and has come out firing on all cylinders. 2. i tend to lean towards having a vote among the players, but any time i've done that myself as gm the players usually pick who i had in mind anyways. 3. ill put on a little bit of everything. some dance tunes, some old school songs, maybe some rap or metal to get pumped up. 4. i will put a team in kyiv and the team name would be the chicken kyivs. 5. i would love to go back and gm mexico city again. that team holds a very special place in my heart. 6. i kinda want to get into streaming just as a hobby. i love gaming and it seems like a fun way to connect with others.

Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish - Defenceman Island Living Born on the small island of Saint Lucia, Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish became perhaps the first kid ever from the nation to fall in love with the game of hockey. Cricket and football are by far the most popular sports among the youth there, but Jebediah was unlike anyone else. His family had gone on vacation to Canada when he was just five years old and went to see a VHL game and he instantly fell in love with the fast paced, action packed sport. He begged his parents to buy him all of the equipment he needed to play himself, but he was from Saint Lucia! Hockey was among the least popular sports in the entire country, there's no way he would be able to get what he needed to play. Shortly after returning from that vacation, however, Jebediah would receive some of the best news he could possibly wish for. His dad had accepted a new job offer to go work at a company that is based in Canada! Before the family was even settled in their new home, Jebediah was constantly bugging his parents to sign him up for hockey. Finally, after what seemed like forever in Jebediah's eyes (it was actually only two weeks), his parents gave in and signed him up to play in the next season. The Doink Wars It didn't take long to realize that Jeb was a natural born hockey player. He took to the ice like he was born with skates on his feet, and was miles ahead of anybody else his age. By the time he was 8 years old, he was playing against kids two to three years older, and still managed to dominate every step of the way. He was bigger, he was faster, and he faced almost no challenge his entire minor league career. He quickly developed into a very skilled offensive defenceman that was no slouch on the defensive side either. It was clear to see that if Jebediah really wanted to, he would be destined for a spot in the VHL. But with the lack of a real challenge, a little bit of complacency started to creep in for the elite level defenceman. This is when Jebediah formed a deep love for big ol doinks. Every day he would smoke big doinks, go to the hockey rink, and still be the obvious best player on the ice. It was like living in a dream for Jebediah. His work ethic dropped to an all time low, but his performance was never hindered. Jeb knew he was a lock to be drafted into the OHL. Then the draft came around, and he kept falling, and falling, and falling, only to go undrafted and be left devastated at what just happened to him. What was he going to do? His whole life had led up to this day, but it all came crumbling down around him. Revenge of the Doinks Jebediah immediately packed his bags and returned back to his native country of Saint Lucia. He swore to never again wear a pair of skates, and instead he did what he knew best. He smoked big doinks. The days flew by one after another. Big doink after big doink. Before he knew it, years had passed and he was slowly wasting away. Nobody knows how it happened, not even Jeb himself, but one day he woke up with the passion renewed. He was determined to prove all of the doubters wrong. He wanted to prove that you could smoke big doinks and have a successful hockey career! It wasn't long before Jeb had made his way back to Canada, put the skates back on, and started preparing for a triumphant return. It was like he had never even stopped playing. Jebediah immediately felt right at home, and was positive he was ready to make the leap. A New Doinks Being out of the game for so long left Jebediah in a bit of a limbo, he was too old to join any junior programs and had to sell himself as a player worthy of earning a place on a VHLM team. He went from city to city, pitching himself to any team that would listen, and attending open practices whenever he could. Jeb did his best to convince the scouts that he could still perform at the levels he did in minor hockey, but he was not sure anybody would believe him. Surprisingly, there was some interest shown, and that was all Jeb needed to confirm this was what he wanted to do. He had missed the draft, but Jebediah entered the league through the waiver program, and he settled upon Houston as his new home. The team looked solid, there was a spot for Jeb to fill, and there was plenty of talent to surround himself with to sharpen up his game. It is now up to Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish to prove his worth, and show the world what he has always been capable of.

F - Daniel Janser @leandrofg

D - Brian Payne @samx

on the island of saint lucia, after a hard day of smoking loud, star hockey player jebediah big ol doinks in amish made the decision to take his talents to the big city of houston. however, this decision didn't come easy for jebediah. there were many questions to be asked first. questions like, will there be any big ol doinks for him to smoke in houston? how will he get his loud? when it's nice out will anyone ever hit his line? despite all of these burning questions, the temptation of making it big in the vhl was just too much for him to pass up. "im pretty excited to see what kind of loud they have in houston, i've heard lots of good things about this city." jebediah has never been one to put in the most amount of effort in practice or eat healthy to keep up with his fitness, and he arrives in houston with only his equipment and big ol doinks. it will be a big step up for him, but he is confident in his abilities. the team is looking great on paper and the entire roster is looking forward to what this season will have in store for them.

welcome back my good friend muff

1. i'm pretty excited, the team looks to be very good with some great people on it. 2. i just came back from being inactive so i don't think my old withering player was in any tournaments. 3. this one is easy. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW is who i am looking forward to playing with the most. i am their sworn protector. 4. i don't like this rule because they didn't call it the dyl rule. 5. jebediah is approached by a totally legal cannabis company to smoke big ol doinks and he takes the deal all day! 6. my very first player made it to the vhl hall of fame, so he had plenty of awards! my first experience here could not have gone better.

Player Information Username: hylands Player Name: Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish Recruited From: Returning Age: 27 Position: D Height: 69 in. Weight: 240 lbs. Birthplace: Saint Lucia Player Page @VHLM GM

turtle

thanks moon i was really offended you said those things about me

protecting josh is a life long commitment and i am more than willing to do my duty

agreed, and honestly it's part of what is keeping me motivated to keep up with earning at a high rate. the free week was a huge help in allowing me to take a step back and think about things. i'll try and curate some recs that you may not have heard yet

it's been a while since i've felt super motivated to complete all of my tasks for the week. last week i took full advantage of the free week we were able to earn through the donation charity drive, but this week i have no such thing to fall back on. so here i am trying to vomit out 150 or so words that relate to the league. throughout the entire time we've been dealing with the covid pandemic, i haven't really felt much stress and anxiety. but as the time passes and things remain relatively the same as when it first started, i'm starting to feel it creep in, and i just have other things on my mind than trying to be the absolute top earner that never misses a single tpe. i put a lot of pressure on myself to be the perfect earner, and to be honest, i accidentally missed two tpe on this player a few weeks ago which kind of snowballed in to me almost not caring entirely. i'm not sure if the motivation to be that absolute maximum earner will ever return, or if i've just burnt myself out by putting way too much pressure on myself. in any case, i still love to see my player do well and will continue to earn at the best of my ability in order to fulfill that desire.

the peak of my entire vhl career :’) season 79 nighthawks will always have a special place in my heart

1. we're gonna surprise a few people i think. 2. haven't looked too far into it, but on a hunch i would say maybe another solid defenceman? we're pretty set otherwise. 3. we're young and hungry. we've seen how vancouver managed to shock the league with a young core. 4. absolutely 100% no doubt about it seattle. 5. i had to look up what USAA was. i'm still confused as to what it is so i really have no idea. 6. i'm a pretty picky eater myself so i don't think my opinion here is valid.

fuck week 4

yay

hey josh

nice