JigglyGumballs

At least I can actually be moved. Your contract is worse

Yo holy shit it's Michael Bolton

Damn Riga is trigger happy

Now I'm wondering if Strauss is gonna get traded to three different teams in the same day

HOLY SHIT NOW THAT'S A BLOCKBUSTER

Huh

yes pls

You're welcome! Thanks for answering my pressers!

MOOOSEE

Los Angeles - CA With the VHL season over for the LA Stars, Jiggly Gumballs finds himself ending the season satisfied with his performance. With a full 72 game season, Gumballs has had 35 points, with 3 goals and 32 assists. Along with 178 hits, 153 shots blocked and a -12 rating. " At first I was sort of frustrated in terms of my offensive production, but as the season went on, I kinda just got over it and realized that I was pretty good on my own end. That's something a defenseman should actually look towards since their whole job is...defending afterall. I think I had a pretty good rookie year in my opinion. Sure it isn't as much compared to others, but we can't all be superstars as soon as you make it into the bigs right? You gotta take things step by step in the VHL. I try not to rush into things that much since I know my development takes time." Jiggs was also asked about his lack of pranks as it seemed that there was barely anything of the sort this past season. "Being a rookie, it was more likely for me to get pranked rather than being the pranker. And that's exactly what happened this season. I'm sorry I didn't do too many elaborate pranks, but I'll get those guys back soon enough..." (227 words)

Nah fuck that

Las Vegas Aces Press Conference 11/2 - 11/8 Answer these questions for 2 Capped TPE 1) After a very eventful series against Miami, our season ends after a pretty intense game 7. What do you think about our postseason performance? 2) Who do you think will win it all now? Mississauga or Miami? 3) What do you think about your season as a whole? And how well did me and Spartan do? 4) For those who are either draft eligible, moving onto the VHL, or likely staying for next season in Vegas, What does your future look like to you? 5) If you celebrate do Christmas, when do you typically start decorating for Christmas? And for those who don't what other holidays do you celebrate near the end of the year? 6) What did you like the most in Vegas this season? Or are there any favourite memories you have in the Vegas LR?

Ah where do I begin? This season has rather been eventful for me. Getting hired as an AGM, becoming a WJC GM, getting nominated for the Elmebeck Memorial award, and getting 400 rep points. Oh yeah, and the VHL Twitter as well. I dunno what to write honestly. It's the end of Vegas's season, and rather than making a sort of player review for my player or just Vegas's season in general, I thought of doing this instead. I honestly never thought I'd be able to be where I am when I first joined on June 12. Holy shit it's November already? It just goes to show how fast time flies eh? When I first joined, I simply thought I was just gonna create my player and figure shit out from there and be as active as I can be. I bet many others probably start out the same. I was lucky enough to have a friend in the VHL before me so I was able to learn a lot quicker then. To think I would be able to make it to this point is kinda just astonishing. I'm just a 16 year old kid, I don't really think much of myself so this means a lot to me. @PatrikLaine I know I shit on you a lot, but thank you so much for introducing this to me bud. I never thought I'd be able to join such a great community and be where I am if it wasn't for you. Like actually, just thanks for introducing this league to me. And I also really want to thank @Spartan as well, for showing me the ropes in Vegas. Without your teachings, I wouldn't be the AGM I am now. I learned a lot during my first season here, and I credit it all to you bud. I also want to thank guys like @MattyIce @Blazzer @NickSunderbruch @Crstats23 @DreMin15 @dariusmarimotoman @a_Ferk @Prout for just being really fun to be around. I know there's a shit ton of guys I want to mention as well, but you all have made my time in the VHL worth every minute. Even the guys who I didn't mention, I also want to thank you guys as well. I also want to thank everyone for the 400 rep points, sure it's not too much compared to others but still, 400 is a lot. I didn't expect my articles and stuff would get that much recognition but I don't think much of myself in the first place. So big thank you for that. Looking forward into the future, I'm still going to keep on going, keep on growing here in the VHL. I still want to have more rep points than @VHL Games and I still want to do my best and become a GM as quickly as possible. I know I still much to learn but hey, who knows what might happen? I'm not particularly good at this sort of thing, but I want to simply just thank Vegas, LA, and everyone else for a great and wonderful season. Anyways to stop people from cringing for my excessive gratitude, I might as well stop this for now and just claim my TPE for the week so I can end it here. (545 words)

Fuck Spartan beat me to a thank you article. Anyways. Thanks to everyone in Vegas for a great season. Hope you all do well in the VHL!

Yeah idk about that cap hit. Sounds too pricy for me.

Huh. Really didn't expect my name to be up there, but thank you soon much for the nomination! It's such a great honor to be considered for this award.

Gg Miami!!

GAME 7 BABY

Josh being JFK is both good and awfully concerning. You better not be driving around in open top cars...

Watch your fucking language Cow.

Welcome back to the VHL! Since it's the postseason, you'll have to wait till draft day before you get a chance to play for a team. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to me!! Otherwise I wish you the best of luck in the upcoming draft!

I'm interested in applying for Canada!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

Great pleasure to participate in this interview!!

Finally @DreMin15 shut the door lol. Also WE STILL IN IT!!