Matt thunder

Hey guys, it's me, Matt, and today I really had a very very dumb idea. So as you might know, The position of GM of Ottawa is now vacant and i've choosen to give it a try (afterall life isn't that emotional and cool if you don't add a little bit of risk and fun to it) because, as you will see, we have some things in common. The first point is: NO ONE BELIVES IN US: So right, the team isn't doing that great at the moment so it is normal that many users from the vhl, do not belive in them when it comes to winning the vhlm, but do you know an other person that no one belives in? That's right, it's me, because not a single user from the vhl (and also all my friends and parents) see me becoming successful in the vhl or in the real life. So this point is more then perfect, in my opinion. The second point : WE BOTH AREN'T THAT GOOD (RIGHT NOW) : As you might have guessed, Ottawa and my player aren't that good at th moment (if you don't belive look at my player, matt thunder, but don't do it if you care about your eyes), but hey maybe with time we will both get better (even if i don't belive that my player will ever be great) and maybe win some cups. (maybe with the help of each other, if you know what I mean, ) The third and last point is: NO ONE NOTICE US: Let's face it, when ottawa wins or lose, nobody see that (exept the only few players that Ottawa has) or just don't care about it, and that to be honest is also what happens with my player, because as you can have guess, Matt thunder is not a very important player in the vhl (at the moment) so nobody really cares if he scores or not or if he just makes an assit (exept of course the players of Riga, I hope they care at least) This were my three (dumb) ideas, I hope you guys liked it and understood that this media spot is just a joke, I just wanted a funny way to earn 6 tpe, even if it isn't that funny, (my humor isn't really that good let's face it) but if the member of the staff in charge of founding the new Gm of Ottawa will ever read it and found it funny and wants to interview me, i won't complain, as i would really love to have a job as a Gm, as it's two mounths that i'm really working hard on getting a position as a GM or AGM, because, let's face it, the gm/agm work, is just fantastic, all the things that you can do, make some lines, draft some people at the draft but also signing some free agents/ new players of the vhl is something that i dream about since i've joined this place and I also have some good ideas to help the team of Ottawa. That's really it (i won't make an other monologue lol), i hope you guys had a laugh reading this (even if my humor is really bad) and you had a good time , I hope to see you in my next media spot, but since then, have a good week-end. 570 words if i'm not wrong.

I applly, always dreamed of becoming a GM and i really think that i have a concrete chance here

i'm in, again, @Ledge_and_Dairy i'm doing this for you! i would like to have Europe or Asia.

1 YES WE CAN, do we look like pussies? 2 it would be cool if they win 3 my friend PIppo coca 4 oh i'm not an expert with american/ canadien commedy, I'm sorry 5 i have a lot of favorite films, but the terminal is my favorite film. 6 i would go with the office.

For me you should, so you can have some more interviews

oh wait, i'm dumb, sorry to have bothered you

this is already something, long live the italian gang

If you want a bad interview matt thunder is in

my little italian heart is destroyed

oh ok

This is actually a good work, for sure there are still some things that need you need to work on, but don't worry, as I have said before, this is good. In the end this gets a solid 8 out of a 10, keep it up mate, i have big hopes on you.

wait really? I'm from italy too

the christian gang approuves

Hey it's me, matt, and as my player really sucks, I'm writing this to get some tpe to upgrade him, even if we all know that he will continue to play very bad as usual. but that's enough talking about how my player is trash, we need to talk about an alternate story about my player, matt thunder. So, what would happen if matt Thunder wasn't drafted by riga in the S74 draft? Let's suppose that if Riga didn't draft me, no other team would have drafted me, as it's hard to think where I would have ended, also because I have zero immagination. (but let's not say that) Today is also your lucky day as I don't have one alternate story but guess what, two! (i know, you are really hyped for this like I am) Let's start by the first one: The first one is really short but still deserve attention. After not beeing drafted at the S74 draft Matt played his last season with Las Vegas, but when that season ended, Matt did not gave up with hockey (as it was the only thing that he was good at) and he decided to become the trainer for the defenders of the (only ) team that drafted him, the las Vegas aces. His life would have continued like this living in Vegas with his wife, his two kids and also teaching the new talents of his team how to become great and maybe, maybe, see them drafted by a team of the vhl. (as he would always make him proud seeing some talents trained by him finally reaching the vhl, an objective that he never reached) The second one is a lot more different and also more longer: After not beeing drafted by any team in the vhl, matt gave up with hockey, and went back to his life in his home town, pont-aven (a small city in France, where matt was born and he grew up) and once he came back, he became depressed, thinking that maybe they didn't draft him because he was a failure or things like that. After he passed some mouths depressed, he finally understood that maybe his life wasn't that bad after all, and he started to work in the comic store that his father owned and where he worked, trying to forget his past with the sport he always loved, hockey. And that was his life, a normal one,living with (like in the frist story) his wife and his two kids at Pont-aven still working in the comic store, but sometimes it happened that he would think about how is life would have been if he was drafted, maybe also becoming a captain of a vhl team and making new friends, but after all, they were all just some stupid thoughts, that would never happen, maybe in a parallel universe if he was lucky, even if they don't really exist. So this is it, I hope you liked my two stories (and the ending of the second story as I put a lot of effort into it) even if they aren't that interesting, I hope you will have a good weekend, we will meet again in my next media spot. 545 words if i'm not wrong.

nice article and it dosen't make you look bad in public, I was too at the time hyped for the draft, but the only problem there is that you are actually good and I'm not. in the end this gets a solid 8 out of a 10, keep it up!

is that a the office reference?

1 We have a really good potential, we just need to show it 2 We will see, how is unpredictable 3 Expansion, i don't really like the idea of an other league 4 to be honest none, they are all important to me 5 that stst hates Riga 6 because it is easier to store them in a square box, it would be harder to take them out from a round box.

i like this graphic, is not that bad as you think, for sure you still have a lot of exercise to do, but if you continue like that, you will do much better graphics, so continue doing graphics whenever you can. In the end this gets a solid 8 out of a 10, keep it up mate.

same bro

I'm interested, I would like to try

hey guys it's me, matt, how are you doing? I hope really fine. Today I wanted to talk about my dumb idea for a new team in the vhl, based in a country that nobody really cares about, Italy. So I know what you are saying: " Matt, why the hell would you put an hockey team in Italy, when there are some countries that are more cooler and love more hockey then Italy?" Well the answer is easy, I live in Italy so it was easier for me finding some cool city where to put a team, and also, let's face it, Italy is really cool. (even if there is mafia or other things like that lol) But let's start by the city, what will be the lucky city to be picked? *drum rolls* It will be Pavia! Ok now you will ask me an other thing: " Where the hell is Pavia, I only know Rome, Milan, Naples and Venice as italian cities." Well that's normal, I wanted to put an hockey club, in a city in Italy that not many people knows, but where is Pavia? Pavia is city located in the noth-west of Italy and it is in the Lombardy state, the city is also crossed by the river Ticino. (as you can see in photo 1) The city counts right now 73,086 habitants. But let's not talk about geography wich is boring (if you love geography please don't get angry at me), let me show some pictures so you can see that is not that bad. So now that you have an idea of how Pavia is, let me talk about the history of this city, don't worry i won't talk much, but pay attention, it is very important for the name of the team. Pavia history is boring and there isn't much to talk about, but there is an important thing that happened to this city, it was the capital of a kingdom, the lombard kingdom. But who were the lombards? The lombards or longbards ( depends wich name you like the most) were a barbaric/germanic tribe that after the conquest of Italy of Justinian for the Byzantine empire, arrived and ruled over most of the italian peninsula, and their capital, as I've said before, was Pavia, that during that time (from 568 to 774) grew more and more and slowly became really important in Italy, but when the franks took Italy, the city went back to normality. So, have you guessed the name? (I look like a quiz host) *drum rolls* the name will be the Pavia Lombards, cool right? the vhl need a little bit of germanic spice. The color of the team will be red and white, because those are the colors of Pavia (very original right?) and also because I couldn't come up with some others idea. And that's it, those were all my ideas for a team that won't exist, i hope you guys enjoyed it because this is actually the third city I had originally thought to host a vhl team in Italy, (for exemple i was thinking about Turin that would be named the Turin Bulls because the bull is the animal of the city, but, as you may already understand, there is already a team with bulls on it, so i changed my mind) I hope you guys will have a good end of the day and if you ever have any suggestion or you can't understand anything just write it in the comments, I'm very bad in english and I think it is normal if you guys won't understand anything. 609 words if I'm not wrong.

1 YES WE CAN! why are you asking this 2 i hope Chicago, i really need the predictions tpe lol 3 it would be cool it he does 4 you would disappear 5 i think so, but i'm not sure 6 a horse size of a cat, so i can do pony rides for dwarfs, and be the richest guy on earth.

i really enjoyed this article, this way that you have to write things is really cool, so if you ever want to continue writing some articles you should do as you did in this one. In the end this article gets a solid 9 out of a 10, good job, keep it up!

ti voglio bene pure io

ma ciao bimbo