jacobcarson877

No this is an open channel in a closed Locker Room haha

are you really tampering his tampering rn??? Reported.

ART VANDELAY

Landon Wolanin - PC

bumping! this is THE place to start, revive or reinvigorate your GMing career!

Guess the winners and the lengths of series for each playoff series (a new one comes out each round), and based on how well you do, you get some Uncapped TPE! Worth taking the 15 seconds to fill it out even if you don't think you'll be right (STHS can do all sorts of wonky things, so you're just about as likely to be right as anyone else!)

Wanted to stop by! 1. Landon Wolanin is almost in building mode again! Hoping to learn from the greats and find the best way to dominate this coming season! 2. I imagine it'll be much of the same, but with a ton more hope after what should be a masterclass of a draft by Ricer! 3. I imagine Toronto is, but I wouldn't count out Davos or Vancouver either. 4. CGY Janser. But for real Shubham Anand! 5. Red Onions, some nice bell peppers, bacon, ham and a boatload of cheese! 6. Olives. I want to like them so badly but they're just so overwhelmingly bad. Makes me sad. Lots of love Calgary!

There is lots of speculation in the amateur scouting community about the S94 VHL Entry Draft. A lot of the kids are simply too young to have an established projection. There is a particular set of players however, 2 to be exact, that are starting to make a name for themselves in their respective programs. They skate around the ice, shrouded in a mist of ice shavings and sweat, completely unrecognizable. They never get dropped off or picked up. In fact no one has seen them arrive or leave their respective facilities. They do not play a set position, often rotating seemingly at random throughout the games. They even mysteriously don the goalie pads on occasion. Their teammates and coaches never mention them, and the commentators don’t have their number on their roster cards. The scoresheet just has some random symbols in an inhuman language at the bottom, and we all just assume that is the identity that these players are going with. They have been obsessively studying tape of two existing VHL stars, Landon Wolanin and Molly the Cat. What relation each has to each other is a complete mystery, but sometimes if you walk the halls you can see the bright blue flashes of a Titans game, or the red, white and blue of a United game. How do we even know these players are eligible for the S94 VHL Entry Draft? Well to be entirely honest we don’t. Commissioner Josh Da Silva can’t quite figure out why these strange symbols are even on the online draft portal. It appears as if the paperwork was completed and reviewed, approved by one S.T. Immediately after discovering this paperwork, the Commissioner team all took an emergency meeting, with people reporting a choral chanting of “Praise be to Simon” for many hours before the doors opened back up again. So how do these enigmas stand up against the other prospects in their age group? Well there doesn't seem to be a ceiling for these two players. They train harder than anyone else, they player harder than anyone else, and they are growing at an enormous rate. They seem to have been born for hockey. The only question is whether they’ll be able to keep growing to compete in progression. Then they’ll have to figure out how they match up with and against each other. There is a world where these are 2 franchise centers, or opposing goalies. Perhaps a defensive pairing, or opposing wingers. A blueline quarterback and an offensive dynamo. There truly is no telling until they declare their positions after the S92 Trade Deadline. We’ve seen actual Board Games, Dinosaurs, and fictional characters make an appearance in the VHL, but only time will tell what form these swirling masses of ice and sweat declare themselves as. Whatever they are has the Commissioners in fear of the wrath of S.T. and amateur scouts around the world. A few of these scouts have reported chronic nightmares, of these wonderkids standing over a large basin of blood, with a picture of a Quebecois man, with the eyes cut out.

Art Vandelay

I also can not fathom why the team underperformed. I had to pay a lot of attention to Malmo this season trying to figure out whether it was worth pushing for a playoff position or not, and I genuinely have no idea why things ended this way. Simon does as Simon does I'm afraid! Lots to be proud of and excited for in Malmo!

Outside of the one in the Finance tab on your player page?

should anyone who did it before redo it then?

Kinda just gives off the same vibes as NYA as a center of red white and blue patriotism. Nothing really original, but if the city is what holds BOG up then that would be the first concession I'd make haha OG logo is just boring and jarring compared to the quality of the newer ones.

I always assumed it had something to do with the United Kingdom

@Gaming Ringleader too!

Art Vandelay

How could you release a generational goalie talent?????

If I can't play for the Marlins I quit.

1) and have two tall glasses of water and a protein shake, because they have a big game tomorrow! 2) pass the soap! The other one shakes their head and says "no soap - Radio!" 3) get pucks in deep! keep the goalie busy! go in hard to the corners! cover the passing lanes! 4) Winning double the legal limit! 5) Being an actual cat. The league policy and by extension team policy requires all players to be human of nature, as part of the Human-Alien Sports and Recreation Amendment of 1814. 6) Molly the Cat sharpened her skates Preparing herself for the big game that awaits She practices her paw eye by batting some pucks And rousing the team yelling "Let's get these f***s!" That's just what makes her one of the greats!

This is your opportunity First-Gens! Many of the current VHL, VHLE and VHLM GMs and many more AGMs all got their start here!

I certainly think so!

Hey! Just so you know, GMs don't reach out with offers anymore. The waiver process was moved here . It is up to you to pick the team you would like to join!