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should be fixed now!

alright I can fix it!

I assume you wanted Benjamin instead of Bejamin?

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no worries! when you click join team, it will add you to a chat with the GM of that team, and they will manually send you a contract. Once you accept that, you'll be added to the roster and your GM will send you a link to the team's Discord and you can hang out there while we wait for the season to start next week! Until then you can get started on earning some TPE. I'd recommend this guide to start you off! Let me know if you have any more questions!

if you go here , you should be able to look at al of the teams and their pitches, and choose which team to join!

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if you want to claim it for TPE you can post it here , but regardless, looks great!

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I wrote this so fast so I could beat the VSN Mock Draft while hopefully waiting long enough that there are no more pick trades before the draft. This is obviously silly and goofy and I have no insider information so do not take this seriously at all. 1st (RIG) – Daryl Dixon Honestly there’s only like 1 reason to not pick The Frenchman or Yaroslav Bogatyrev here, and I hope that they see what I see, and want to get in on it. Obviously Ricer is a lock for a top player so this is still a very safe bet, regardless of the other 2 players. Riga needs talent in any form right now and here it is. 2nd (SEA) – The Frenchman Seattle once again looks fine, by simply signing every free agent. They don’t have prospects really and have empty roster spaces up front. Why not grab the top player in the draft and chuck them into an already okay lineup? The Frenchman will terrorize NA and Seattle will once again make us all look silly. 3rd (HSK) – Fuukka Rask Helsinki seems to be the only team with a definitive need for a goaltender in a very goaltender heavy class. Could they look elsewhere at this pick and get away with it? Probably. Is it best to sometimes just get in and take what you need and not overthink everyone else’s stuff? Also yes. 4th (RIG) – Rick Grimes I know I know. I just want to see it happen. Grimes and Dixon should play together and if Riga doesn’t do it, Seattle should, as much as it would break my heart. Seriously though, not an outrageous pick, but definitely leaving some TPE on the table for the bit. But I would love to se them commit. 5th (LDN) – Yaroslav Bogatyrev I truly have no idea what is going on here. I look at their roster and see a lot of term on most of their roster. I suppose one could be preparing early for the retirement of Reinhart and Nalwa, so perhaps a defenseman is the move here, but I can’t see why you couldn’t get a replacement with the 10th overall. So I assume they are just here to get some major value. Bogatyrev could walk in today and with a quick cap dump to a team with no forwards, London projects to be slightly better by the playoffs and much better down the stretch. 6th (SEA) – Wann Kerr Seattle have no C prospects at the moment, and while Blake MacTavish has some faceoffs, that isn’t a long term option for them. Kerr is a dominant first gen, and could be the next top center for this squad. 7th (SEA) – Sadie St-Louis I didn’t actually see Seattle had 3 picks in a row until I got to this pick, and wow Seattle has done their rebuild right. St-Louis is already a star in the making and could have the wide-open opportunity to make in impact in the VHL immediately, once she gets there. 8th (SEA) – John Richards Exactly the same as above, just switch a few pronouns and player names. Seattle could lock in 2 top centers and 2 top wingers before we even hit 10th overall. 9th (HSK) – Left Alone Helsinki grabbed a goalie early on, and now has the opportunity to grab an auto-12 forward. Not bad. Maybe you look at this and say they could’ve grabbed a higher TPE forward earlier if they don’t think anyone else is really picking a goaltender this early, and to that I say, you’re smart. But Left Alone would make a great pick here if you’re not willing to take the risk. 10th (LDN) – Rex Wolffe Gregor The first Defenceman off the board, and the effort to replace the aging back end begins. Oilmandan is a veteran sim leaguer and offers very little risk of disappearing. A safe pick, and a strong pick. 11th (VAN) – Elias Lampi It is nice to not be picking out of a place of need. Vancouver can take a chance on a very promising first-gen who should turn out to be a wonderful talent on the back end, and a great presence in the Locker Room. 12th (DAV) – Joel Castle Xavier Booberry’s timeline perfect lines up now with bringing in a new, franchise goaltender. Joel Castle has proven to be a champion, and brings a lot of hope to what has historically been a cursed franchise. This is the best Davos core we have seen in a long time, and to maintain their longevity, a goaltending contingency plan is a must. 13th (TOR) – Leonard Triller Toronto feels stale right now, despite having one of the best goaltenders in the game. While they have that contingency plan figured out, the rest of the shelves are looking rather bare. They have some solid welfare depth, but need someone to lead their group. Triller brings high earnings, activity and just general excitement to spark a franchise. 14th (CGY) – Lachlan Summers Will Lachlan once again be separated from her trio? It seems likely, unless Seattle goes for it with 6-8. There are a lot of questions in the Wranglers net right now, and while Karl Pedersen answers and few, he also creates a few more. Calgary has most of their core figured out, but a committed and strong goaltender is the one question left. 15th (MOS) – Vincent Laroche-Gagnier I must admit I struggled with this pick. I think Moscow leans forward here, as Voss and Wit da Hoodie lock up the back end and Murdock continues to be an absolute steal of a pick. With VLG being a guaranteed 2 seasons away from the VHL, it does work with their forwards timeline. 16th (DCD) – Jens Lekman DC actually looks set for a couple more seasons. They could use some just general prospects in their pool so why not grab a great defenseman in Lekman. Probably won’t be part of this current group, but can help work towards another great core of Dragons.

An honour! Lets do this thing!

as it was always meant to be!

Couldn't agree more!

Excited to have you! Appreciate the sacrifice of making NPC articles for the cause.

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San Diego Draft Recap! I’ll keep it short since it is a .com. (spoiler alert I didn’t) 2nd Overall – Kronchy Kardashian @Garsh Garsh is a known fun guy, brings good energy to the chat. I knew I wanted to take top D off the board right away and get some teams to panic a bit leaving me better players down the stretch, so this acted as a sort of bluff pick, and also brought in a player I really wanted. 3rd Overall – David Jokinen @Ahma Ahma came off a great career in Davos and builds strong, reliable defensemen. Earns well, and comes by to chat regularly enough that I knew him by username before the new player. Continues my bluff as well. 4th Overall – Justin Lion @Emperor_Fun Taking the only active goaltender off the board was one of our biggest wins this draft. I simply couldn’t afford to be losing games out the gate by having no goaltender. 12th Overall – Oreo McFleury @JB123 Because I started the defensemen train, I got my hands on an amazing forward. Why JB over the other options? Well JB was once a San Diego GM himself, and has been making a name for himself as Oslo GM. Always good to ride the momentum. 13th Overall – Full Player Name @Matt_O I wanted to take a chance on a veteran returning member who has been earning well so far. I knew how to contact him as he was a member of the Delhi Pickles which I have been AGMing this offseason. 14th Overall – Jack Jeckler @Uncommon A user I am incredibly familiar with, and I know the potential here with this pick. We’ve been chatting recently, and life got busy, but I know Uncommon is a max earner on a regular week. Perhaps a bit of a risk, but one I’m very familiar with and very excited to bring back on board. 31st Overall – Leonard Triller @Triller This must have been a gift from Simon himself. The top TPE forward in the draft, falling to me at 31st overall. There must have been some confusion about his eligibility because this guy is a graphics machine, a great LR guy, great earner and a dominant player. 32nd Overall – Jacob Bryla @Jakebryla10 Another Pickles player, and a super strong 2C right out the gate. I chose a welfare+ player here with higher TPE to start, over similar earnings on a lower TPE player. Safe bet, should be a great component to the offense here. 34th Overall – Michael Williams @son_of_moose This was a bit of a panic pick, as I was out with friends at this point, and found a name I recognized at D, who wouldn’t be dropped from the team IMMEDIATELY. Hopefully thye can make a return and be a solid member of our blue line. 43rd Overall – Keita Kourou @woog I knew woog’s name from the SBA, and want to bank on a rising member there being able to claim affiliate here, and maybe bring some LR presence as well. Hopefully the earnings should speak for themselves. Could be a bit of a steal here. 62nd and 64th Overall – Josh Lo Giudice Jr @NightLegend and yorrit Van Loo @yorrit These were BPA picks whoops. I thought the draft was supposed to be over after the 5th, so I left and this is who we got! Reached out to both of them and hopefully we get a response! This roster already looks insanely stacked, and we're all so excited to see what we can do this season!

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evidence that bullying works apparently