We are a few days before S75, most people still don't know your name and you wanna be famous. Here is a few ways to get the spotlight in a good and not so good way.
1. Take a break in the middle of a game to buy a hot-dog
The advantage of being a VHL player is that even if the hot-dogs in the arenas are expensive as f**k, you're rich! Why not taking advantage of it?
2. Get drunk before a game
It is fun to play hockey but its even more fun when there is 2 pucks on your stick
3. Invest in criminal organizations
Your 2 millions dollars contract is not enough? There is plenty of ways to make more and the best part of it is that once you get caught, you get on the front page of the newspaper, Isn't that so nice?
4. Become a pyromaniac
If you burn the arena after a overtime loss, you can be sure that everyone will hear of you.
5. Drop the cup
You are the backup goalie of the team that won the cup, you didn't play a single playoff game but you want people to remember you. Drop the cup and everybody will remember you.
6. Insult your fans
This will make yourself known untill you have no longer fans.
7. Create an Onlyfans
We are in 2020, its the new trend.
8. Pick your nose at the face-off.
Its even better if you wipe it on your pants
9. Start a fast-food diet
Every players in the VHL are fit, you won't get yourself known for being fit, so why not become fat? Might even be a good strategy for a goalie.
10. Sleep on the bench
An hockey game can be pretty long, just sleep untill the game its your shift, you might get your place on the bloopers by the end of the season.