NSG

fuckin sandman come fight me bro ("You fell asleep early you do not remember what happened last night" was my message.)

VOTE OMG

Yeah it's confusing. Ideally we want at least 6 votes on both Eagles and myself for a "double lynch"

We have 18. Don’t vote for OMG

Likes are being handed out like candy on Halloween in this game

Don’t talk dirty to me like this eagles ❤️

vote Eagles
 
Vote omg

VOTE EAGLES

VOTE EAGLES
 
I guess this is what the people want

Errr I guess because one of these was the sniper, I'm the fisherman, I caught a boot, which does nothing! I imagine the "successfully transported your target" would be the fake one. 

We gotta see whether anyone else has anything else worth noting to say.

I am voice texting while driving so I apologize for my grammatical issues lol

This is ToL. I can’t trust anyone but I’m still inclined towards Eagles. I can’t find anything that completely pardons him 

Wow that’s very convenient 

Also possible you both are working together or this is just a peak jester play by you

Eagles being a role other than Sniper if he's lynched means that Ricer is lying. If he was the Sniper, it confirms Ricer as being truthful. 

Can confirm I sent a message to FLEX

You picked one hell of a game to start with!

Everyone is noobs again

Tibet? Tibet?? Tibet??? Why the fuck would Henry Tucker, hotshot prospect for the Vancouver Wolves slated to make his debut next year, go to Tibet? Well, one answer: Because Tucker in Tibet sounds better than, say, Tucker in Brazil, or Tucker in Hong Kong. So, anyways, Tucker went to Tibet.
 
So, Tucker packed his bags, in his hockey bag, thanks to some inspiration by @Trunkxolotl’s article about using your hockey bag as a suitcase, and headed off. The flight was long, but, finally, Henry landed in Djibouti. He was a little confused, because he remembered reading that he was going to a beautiful and cold mountain range. Why he was in a flat and hot desert was a mystery. He soon figured out the problem: He had hit the wrong button on his phone, so he went to Djibouti instead of Nepal. Thankfully, he got a refund, and continued on his way.
 
Now, a couple days and 2 delays later, he arrived in Nepal. He was pretty pumped to be there, cause, Y’know, it’s a really chill place. Sadly, Tucker forgot to get winter clothes, so, arriving in the middle of winter, he was pretty cold. He had to go get a lot of sweatshirts at a local bar, but he was still freezing his ass off. However, Henry thought he was a macho man, so he continued on with his trip. He decided to climb a 11,000 foot mountain with a guide, and all he did was fall down a few crevasses, but thankfully, he didn’t get injured in the process. He wanted to climb Everest, but his GM, @Rayzor_7 called him up and said, in effect, “No, you’re not climbing Everest.”
 
After that, Henry decided that he would just chillax in some bars, maybe go to a nightclub or 2. And so he did. However, he got in his, er, happy place, after 3 beers and crashed the buggy he was riding back to his cottage. He had to spend a few days in the hospital, but he was fine. Word got around fast, though, and before he knew it, @Mr_Hatter and @Beaviss were on the phone, threatening to trade him if he didn’t cut the shenanigans. Tucker remembered that he came here so he could get 6 Uncapped TPE for Theme Week, so he sobered up fast. For the rest of that trip, he only drank non-alcoholic local beverages and some Pepsi. He enjoyed the rest of the trip, before beginning a very, very, very long trip home.
 
This time, Henry hit the right button on his phone, so he went straight to the U.S. instead of making an unwanted pitstop in Andorra or Italy or something like that. The trip was over at last, and Henry needed a day to recharge his batteries. Thankfully, Minnesota had an off day, so he just rested up before taking the ice again. He got 1 goal and 1 assist in his 2nd game back, giving him 45 points through the first 40 games, more points than he had scored in his first 103 games (44). It’s a pretty good season, and it should be, since he’s at 250 TPE and ready to make his VHL debut next year.
 
539 words

Voting happens during the day and actions at night but one roles action is to have a different vote at night.

Tibet? Tibet?? Tibet??? Why the fuck would Henry Tucker, hotshot prospect for the Vancouver Wolves slated to make his debut next year, go to Tibet? Well, one answer: Because Tucker in Tibet sounds better than, say, Tucker in Brazil, or Tucker in Hong Kong. So, anyways, Tucker went to Tibet.
 
So, Tucker packed his bags, in his hockey bag, thanks to some inspiration by @Trunkxolotl’s article about using your hockey bag as a suitcase, and headed off. The flight was long, but, finally, Henry landed in Djibouti. He was a little confused, because he remembered reading that he was going to a beautiful and cold mountain range. Why he was in a flat and hot desert was a mystery. He soon figured out the problem: He had hit the wrong button on his phone, so he went to Djibouti instead of Nepal. Thankfully, he got a refund, and continued on his way.
 
Now, a couple days and 2 delays later, he arrived in Nepal. He was pretty pumped to be there, cause, Y’know, it’s a really chill place. Sadly, Tucker forgot to get winter clothes, so, arriving in the middle of winter, he was pretty cold. He had to go get a lot of sweatshirts at a local bar, but he was still freezing his ass off. However, Henry thought he was a macho man, so he continued on with his trip. He decided to climb a 11,000 foot mountain with a guide, and all he did was fall down a few crevasses, but thankfully, he didn’t get injured in the process. He wanted to climb Everest, but his GM, @Rayzor_7 called him up and said, in effect, “No, you’re not climbing Everest.”
 
After that, Henry decided that he would just chillax in some bars, maybe go to a nightclub or 2. And so he did. However, he got in his, er, happy place, after 3 beers and crashed the buggy he was riding back to his cottage. He had to spend a few days in the hospital, but he was fine. Word got around fast, though, and before he knew it, @Mr_Hatter and @Beaviss were on the phone, threatening to trade him if he didn’t cut the shenanigans. Tucker remembered that he came here so he could get 6 Uncapped TPE for Theme Week, so he sobered up fast. For the rest of that trip, he only drank non-alcoholic local beverages and some Pepsi. He enjoyed the rest of the trip, before beginning a very, very, very long trip home.
 
This time, Henry hit the right button on his phone, so he went straight to the U.S. instead of making an unwanted pitstop in Andorra or Italy or something like that. The trip was over at last, and Henry needed a day to recharge his batteries. Thankfully, Minnesota had an off day, so he just rested up before taking the ice again. He got 1 goal and 1 assist in his 2nd game back, giving him 45 points through the first 40 games, more points than he had scored in his first 103 games (44). It’s a pretty good season, and it should be, since he’s at 250 TPE and ready to make his VHL debut next year.
 
539 words

Tibet? Tibet?? Tibet??? Why the fuck would Henry Tucker, hotshot prospect for the Vancouver Wolves slated to make his debut next year, go to Tibet? Well, one answer: Because Tucker in Tibet sounds better than, say, Tucker in Brazil, or Tucker in Hong Kong. So, anyways, Tucker went to Tibet.
 
So, Tucker packed his bags, in his hockey bag, thanks to some inspiration by @Trunkxolotl’s article about using your hockey bag as a suitcase, and headed off. The flight was long, but, finally, Henry landed in Djibouti. He was a little confused, because he remembered reading that he was going to a beautiful and cold mountain range. Why he was in a flat and hot desert was a mystery. He soon figured out the problem: He had hit the wrong button on his phone, so he went to Djibouti instead of Nepal. Thankfully, he got a refund, and continued on his way.
 
Now, a couple days and 2 delays later, he arrived in Nepal. He was pretty pumped to be there, cause, Y’know, it’s a really chill place. Sadly, Tucker forgot to get winter clothes, so, arriving in the middle of winter, he was pretty cold. He had to go get a lot of sweatshirts at a local bar, but he was still freezing his ass off. However, Henry thought he was a macho man, so he continued on with his trip. He decided to climb a 11,000 foot mountain with a guide, and all he did was fall down a few crevasses, but thankfully, he didn’t get injured in the process. He wanted to climb Everest, but his GM, @Rayzor_7 called him up and said, in effect, “No, you’re not climbing Everest.”
 
After that, Henry decided that he would just chillax in some bars, maybe go to a nightclub or 2. And so he did. However, he got in his, er, happy place, after 3 beers and crashed the buggy he was riding back to his cottage. He had to spend a few days in the hospital, but he was fine. Word got around fast, though, and before he knew it, @Mr_Hatter and @Beaviss were on the phone, threatening to trade him if he didn’t cut the shenanigans. Tucker remembered that he came here so he could get 6 Uncapped TPE for Theme Week, so he sobered up fast. For the rest of that trip, he only drank non-alcoholic local beverages and some Pepsi. He enjoyed the rest of the trip, before beginning a very, very, very long trip home.
 
This time, Henry hit the right button on his phone, so he went straight to the U.S. instead of making an unwanted pitstop in Andorra or Italy or something like that. The trip was over at last, and Henry needed a day to recharge his batteries. Thankfully, Minnesota had an off day, so he just rested up before taking the ice again. He got 1 goal and 1 assist in his 2nd game back, giving him 45 points through the first 40 games, more points than he had scored in his first 103 games (44). It’s a pretty good season, and it should be, since he’s at 250 TPE and ready to make his VHL debut next year.
 
539 words

Tot's Thrifty Tips
 
Are you the kind of player who travels lightly between arenas? Normally just bring a carry on with the essentials and a few changes of clothes on the plane? Suddenly lacking the luggage to take that dream vacation you've always wanted? Well don't you fret, you have something in your house right now that works just fine! Your hockey bag! Sure, it might house your gear right now, but on vacation you aren't going to need that! So take that gear out! Hanging it up in the backyard! Let it air out a bit! It could probably use it. Then, take a mixture of Febreze, bleach and Windex and scrub the ever lasting crap out of your bag inside and out until it smells good as new. You don't want any clothes you put in there to smell like your gear. Trust me. After it's clean, let it dry out and pack as you normally would. I think you'll find that hockey bags are rather spacious, and the small fee for an oversized bag would be much cheaper than buying a whole new luggage set, not to mention more convenient!
 
That pocket you store your hockey tape in? Imagine how many pairs of socks it could hold! That special place for your jockstrap, clearly that's ideal for storing your chosen form of underwear! The slot for your skates? Store your flip flops, or use it to hide your crocs from your teammates! No-one wants to be hazed for their choice in footwear. And that doesn't even begin to touch on the main compartment. There's enough room for a weeks worth of clothes for each member of your family. Yes, that includes that picky dresser in your family who needs an outfit for every occasion! Just imagine, standing at the luggage carousel with the other families, each of them waiting for their four or six suitcases, and then comes your hockey bag...

 
Immediately you're flexing on the other families, establishing your dominance by picking up the single bag and turning to leave. It even has a set of wheels for when your five year old insists on helping! Just let them drag it behind them for five minutes- they'll be ready for a nap before you reach the uber! Of course, there's also the recognition, because your bag of course has at the very least your team logo on it. "Oh sir, I see you play for the Minnesota Storm! No, you don't board with the other passengers, you have priority!"
 
As you can see, the possibilities and benefits of substituting your hockey bag for some plain old luggage are endless, with very few, limited drawbacks. Sure, the airline may charge by weight, but the convenience makes it worth it. Sure the smell of the sweat and hard fought battles you've had on the ice is as much apart of the fabric of the bag as the logo or colouring, and no amount of Febreze, bleach and air fresheners will ever help- but at least your family (and their clothes) will all smell uniform!
 
Ditch the suitcase, and use your hockey bag on your next vacation instead! You probably won't regret it!

angry dark mode noises 
@Berocka

6 points in 2 games, split 3 and 3, for Paul. Hitting his stride 👀