atw2592

My bi-polar disorder is going to be in full force this season.

First star bitches. About damn time. Fuck the police.

Oslo claims Felipe Rodriguez

Would have gotten an extra 50 points if we were playing rocket league

WHAT WORD STARTS WITH A DOUBLE-U???

Fuck Travis Willcox. I hope he burns in hell.

Still on pace to lose every game this season

What word starts with a double-u???

Hat trick and an assist and still not 1st star.. Jewed

28 Brampton Blades vs Oslo Storm 29 Bern Royals vs Bratislava Watchmen 30 Yukon Rush vs Saskatoon Wild

4-3 Ottawa

1. Ottawa trades everyone. After a huge season 46 draft that saw the Lynx acquire numerous active pieces to their team, general manager Jardy has been in contact with multiple teams to discuss trades. Goaltender Atticus Von Braxton IV seems to be the most popular player coming up in trade talks. He currently has 53 TPE and one of the best trainers in the VHLM who will assure that his skills progress throughout the season. Highly coveted by Oslo, Moscow, and Brampton, Von Braxton will probably require a first round draft pick and another solid veteran goaltender in return. Not only could Von Braxton be on the move, but LeAndre St. Pierre and Jonathan Stark also might be in a different jersey soon. St. Pierre has an excellent relationship with the Oslo Storm and they are willing to give up draft picks to acquire him. On the other hand, Stark has a smaller price tag and could be moved for a single first round pick or multiple second round picks. Jardy has been known to make some ballsy/stupid decisions in his life, so we’ll see if any of these moves actually come to fruition. 2. Despite having a large “trading block,” Moscow pussies out and doesn’t make any moves. Currently, the Moscow Red Wolves are shopping some of their best players and looking for good offers in return. The only problem is that no one really knows what general manager Steven Stamkos wants for his top guys. Obviously some draft picks will need to be involved, but it seems like Stamkos is all talk and no action at this point. Will he grow a sack and be more precise about his offers? Or will he continue having a vagina and not responding to anyone’s attempts at contact? 3. Oslo goes the entire season without having an active player. This seems like a very possible rumor at this point. Oslo has been persistent that they want to acquire some activity for season 46, but it doesn’t look like they have the assets to make a move for one. They might have to just ride this season out as an above-average team who doesn’t have a realistic shot at making the finals or having a high draft pick. 4. LeAndre St. Pierre retires if he is not traded to the Storm. Continuing from the second rumor, Ottawa could be out of a high-level left winger if they don’t make a deal to send St. Pierre to Oslo. “I’ve been in the locker room for a week and Jardy has already made numerous jokes about penises” said St. Pierre in an interview last night. “Normally I wouldn’t be offended by penis jokes, but Jardy always looks me in the eyes and tells them with a straight face. It creeps me the fuck out.” This could be an issue going forward for the Ottawa organization. 5. Yukon draws a total of seven fans in the first game, forcing them to relocate. Last season was nothing short of an embarrassment for the Yukon Rush. As a result, Yukon currently has a total of two season-ticket holders and things aren’t going to improve anytime soon. With only five players on the roster for season 46, it would be easy to put those guys in a mini-van and send them to a different city who wants to watch them lose all year long. Rumors have linked the relocation of the Rush to Cleveland, Ohio.

Looks good for Oslo

That's unfortunate. I picked the worst team to GM. No picks and shitty waiver priority

3-2 Toronto

Dynamo Meute Titans Wranglers

How does Bratislava still have priority over me? I haven't put in a claim for anyone so far and they have. I don't get it.

LeAndre St. Pierre has taken part in some rigorous off-season training after his move from Moscow to Ottawa. He has teamed up with some world class fitness professionals in order to get his body in top shape for season 46. He has worked closely with the Ottawa Senators from the NHL on developing his stamina and making sure he is able to play at 100% for three periods. One issue LeAndre had in season 45 was his inability to log more than 15 minutes of ice time per game due to his stamina. Because LeAndre will be taking a larger role on his team this season, he will need to be able to sustain that high level of performance throughout more of the game. Ottawa is planning on giving LeAndre somewhere between 22-26 minutes per game, forcing him to undergo this training. "It's hard, but it's something I need to do to make sure we have a chance at the cup this season" said St. Pierre.

Porridge! Porridge! Porridge!

Way to con everyone into reading this.. great work!

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Player Name: LeAndre St. Pierre VHL Team: Toronto Legion Cash you have: 5M Purchase Name: VHL.com/Radio Upgrade Cost of Purchase: 2M Cash Left: 3M

This is revoked if Coca Cola isn't on my team for this season.

I thought it was S47 like an idiot. Fixed. im glad you fixed the title but it still goes without saying Cola isnt on your roster anymore bro. well he shouldnt be. I just went off of who is currently on my roster page. If that isn't right then I honestly don't know who is on my team. i understand, but i was just filling you in on the situation. Thanks man

I thought it was S47 like an idiot. Fixed. im glad you fixed the title but it still goes without saying Cola isnt on your roster anymore bro. well he shouldnt be. I just went off of who is currently on my roster page. If that isn't right then I honestly don't know who is on my team.