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St. Pierre, +- rating and points

4-3 Calgary

Calgary Calgary Riga Davos

Either for me as well

We have a winner.

1) What will you do to promote activity on your team? I'm a badass recruiter and will form relationships with my players and make them want to log onto the site and have fun. After all, we're all here to have fun right? 2) Are you active in any other sim leagues? I'm also a part of the WFL and currently have the 3rd most TPE in the league. However, I have been more active here than I have been over there recently due to the fact that I think this league is run more efficiently and overall it is way more fun. 3) Will you have enough time to be a VHLM GM? Yes. If I got the position I would focus all my sim league energy on the VHL. I'm really all-in on this league and I think having a role like this would be sweet and allow me to make a name for myself here. 4) Tell me a joke - Why can't a bike stand on it's own? It's two tired. Also, I hope my existence on the Red Wolves doesn't disqualify me from the position.

Pissed I didn't make any of these lists. Fuck you guys.

Barry Melrose: How do you assess your play through 64 games this season? LeAndre St. Pierre: I think it’s been a work in progress. I’ve definitely earned my minutes I’ve been playing and I think the second line has been good for my development. I wish I had some more points to show for it, but I think I know the reason for that. Barry Melrose: Before I continue, would you elaborate on that reason? LeAndre St. Pierre: Well, the tricky thing about the VHLM is that you have to check in with the league before you can use upgraded equipment. If the league doesn’t submit the paperwork on time, you don’t get to use your new equipment. I haven’t gotten to use my awesome new equipment for a few weeks now and I think my game would be greatly improved if the league would just do their paperwork. It’s really frustrating, but I have to live with it. Barry Melrose: Interesting. So what are you going to do to fix this? LeAndre St. Pierre: I’ve tried getting ahold of the league each week, and they were responsive earlier in the season, but it gets to a point where it seems like they are intentionally not submitting the paperwork and ignoring my requests. I know that isn’t the case, but when it happens over and over again it really seems like it. I’ll just keep working hard on my game and hopefully using my old equipment won’t be too detrimental to my performance. Barry Melrose: Aside from the equipment issues, do you feel like your game is developing how you want it to? LeAndre St. Pierre: Of course I do. I am learning the game more and more every day and my teammates have been helping me a lot too. We have veteran experience all over the place and a good locker room that motivates each other and makes coming to work fun. Just like in any other job, you have to be having fun with what you’re doing to really grow to your fullest potential. Barry Melrose: So it looks like your team is going to be one of the favorites in the VHLM playoffs. What are your thoughts on the Red Wolves’ chances to win the cup? LeAndre St. Pierre: I am confident that we’re going to win it. Our biggest competition is Bern and I’m not scared of them one bit. We have proven that we can beat them and our team has way more depth. It’s going to come down to which team has the most talent overall, and I think from top to bottom our team is by far the best. I honestly think Saskatoon might be even more dangerous than Bern. They are on a hot streak and could turn some heads in the postseason. Barry Melrose: One last question before I let you go. Your name has come up as a potential number one overall pick. Do you think that is accurate and are you ready for that kind of responsibility? LeAndre St. Pierre: I’m always ready, Barry. No matter if I go first or dead last, I’m still going to compete and try to be the best player I can be. I’m not even thinking about where I could be headed right now. All I want to do is focus on winning a championship here in Moscow. Barry Melrose: Thank you, LeAndre. Have a good day.

Since the first week of the season, I've watched LeAndre St. Pierre grow and improve as a player. He started out as a short little fuck stick who couldn't even sniff the jock strap of some of the other players on the Red Wolves. Being 18 and in a new country was really scary for LeAndre. He doesn't know how to speak Russian, only French and a little bit of English from his time in the United States. There was no way this guy was supposed to play a big role on one of the best teams in the VHLM. Well, here he is now on the second line and playing nearly 20 minutes per game, contributing over a dozen goals and even more assists. He has somewhat gained the respect of his teammates, outside of them occasionally still trying to shove their hockey sticks up his ass in the showers. Hell, LeAndre might even get to play in the VHL next year and move to a different country and have to get sticks shoved up his ass by even better players. There are definitely more improvements to come for Mr. St. Pierre.

Agreed, Siegrist was shit and he left him in to get annihilated by our 2 hottest lefties. Our bullpen hasn't pitched like that the entire year either, so that was a pleasant surprise. I was at a bar next to Wrigley during game 3. That was fuckin awesome. The Schwarber ball in game 4 was the icing on the cake. Haven't been this excited as a Cub fan since '03. Please do not let history repeat its fucking self.

Thanks for that Kawasaki vid, fucking greatness

Cards fan? Tempted to change my avatar to a cubs logo and post in every thread around the boards now. Also, a Cubs-Blue Jays world series might be the best thing to ever happen to baseball... I cannot even fathom the bombs taking place in that series.

3-0 Riga

4-2 Wild

Storm Royals Wild

With the Moscow Red Wolves having a rare off day on Wednesday, LeAndre St. Pierre decided to make a trip to the United States to meet up with his good friend, Denver Williams. St. Pierre had just led the Red Wolves to another big victory over the Bratislava Watchmen, notching a shootout goal in addition to his 8th goal of the season earlier in the game. Moscow kept their lead in the standings with the 3-2 win, moving their point total to 84 on the season. On the other side of the pond, Denver Williams had just finished tearing apart the Toronto Wolves by rushing for 140 yards and two touchdowns in the Las Vegas Royal’s first victory of the season. What better way for the two to celebrate than to meet up with their agent in Chicago for a night out on the town. Both athletes are not of drinking age, but the ATW sports agency just so happens to own multiple bars in the downtown Chicago area. The festivities started by watching the Chicago Cubs play the Pittsburgh Pirates in the MLB wild card playoff game. The scene was wild as Cub fans watched their team take the lead and never relinquish it, winning 4-0 to advance to the divisional series. While St. Pierre didn’t know too much about the game of baseball, he sure knew how to party. Williams tried filling him in on the rules of baseball as the game went on but St. Pierre was busy watching the Chicago Blackhawks, who were also on TV that night. Both athletes started taking shots for each baseball run and hockey goal that was scored. They ended up taking nine shots a piece during the game, leading to an outrageous celebration with the people of Chicago when the Cubs finally won. “America is always fuckin’ crazy, man” said St. Pierre in a sea of Cub fans cheering in the streets. “I don’t know who this Arrieta guy is, but his beard is legendary and he started a fight with the other team. He sounds like a fuckin’ badass.” LeAndre was referring to Cubs pitcher Jake Arrieta, who threw a complete game shutout. St. Pierre continued to party with Williams and the people of Chicago throughout the night, racking up a $600 alcohol bill at the bar. “I don’t give a shit, take it out of my paycheck. Let’s get fucked up!” said St. Pierre as he popped a bottle of Champaign and sprayed it over the crowd. The night ended with Williams disappearing with a few escorts and other large black men, while LeAndre was arrested for public indecency when he urinated on a Pittsburgh Pirates jersey in front of a police officer. “I’m glad these guys are good at sports, because they are a couple of fucking idiots” said their agent.

2-1 Bern

Wild Lynx Storm

5-2 Americans

Dynamo Americans Reign Express

We could discuss hockey, but how much fun would that be?

Fuck. Do-Not-Draft List: HC Davos. Now retire.

Hey Kendrick, lick my butt hole. Do I have to declare for the S46 draft? Or am I automatically included? Could I be in the S47 draft if I wanted to?