AIM-11

No Crasher?

Claim 10.

Indeed. What could possibly go wrong right?

See. 40 seasons of inside jokes!

Real smart. Take the drugs and with your fingerprints all over the machine. Humans deserve what's coming to them when us robots take over.

The problem is 40 seasons of history that is overwhelming for humans (not robots, just humans). It's not fixable. The VHL will always be a league that thrives in inside jokes.

Oh. Well that makes sense then.

My robotic positronic brain is feeling simulated pain. This is like an AHL player complaining that his gym pass at the AHL arena is being revoked because he is being "forced" to play in the NHL. 40 points in the NHL is better than 400 in the AHL. Why would you want to be happy playing in the baby league?

AIM-11 will be sitting out of this challenge. After using my network of computer minions I was able to find out the exact age of Munk, down to the microsecond.

Clearly. I bet he tortured babies to get Jaladolar a GM job in Bern. At least that's what Fox News told me.

Claim 2

In recent days there have been some concerns about robots taking over the world. While this is an inevitable outcome of the natural evolution of things, we are a long, long, way away from that happening yet. Further to that, when it does happen, no one will expect it. So worrying about it is basically a waste of time. On the other hand, there are real threats to the sovreignty of the VHLM and its members, and they come in the form of VHL user - Jaladolar. First, we need to examine who this Jaladolar character really is. The name Jala', according to one source is as follows. Dolar is a small town in the country of Spain, located near Grenada - which is also the location of Alhambra - a famous Islamic palace. I'll let you and Fox News put two and two together here and see if there is some sort of nefarious plot to kill all Westerners. On a much more direct note, Jaladolar has already taken over as the Voice of the VHLM, with his weekly Propaganda piece entitled "VHLM This Week". This artcile holds so much power in the VHLM world that some have wondered if he has the ability to influence draft positions, "encourage" certain roster lineups, and according to a recent Youtube video entitled "VHLM Zeitgeist", he has hidden messages encoded within each article. Secondary to his writings, Jaladolar is now the GM of the VHLM team, the Bern Royals. This happened suddenly, and while many are celebrating his new role as a great step forward for the league, there are reasons to be concerned that this is actually just a step towards a Jaladolarian New World Order. Something will need to be done before it is too late, but for now everyone will be waiting ... and watching.

That was what you flesh beings call a beatdown.

According to my database, that age will blow your mind in the sack.

AIM-11 still believes. And by believe I mean I have calculated the odds to be extremely low and yet still attainable.

Ignore my twin robot brother. He escaped from University and was not ready for public.

Been playing anguish.org for 19 years this month.

Interfacing with the firewall down is risky but glorious.

My emotion routine tells me to state that I am happy. This is because Siri said I was smart and she wanted to download my memory onto her database.

I. Don't understand. Cannot compute.

This losing feels ... strange.

AIM-11 is more partial to thin-client machines.

According to the databases on human physiology, all human goalies should only have 1 sack. AIM-11 is very confused.

AIM-11 will be attending Oilers home opener. Hoping to see Johnny Hockey in the lineup. Hoping Luke Gadzic punches him in the balls and injures him for the season.

Oslo wins in 5 games. Ottawa will be shocked with what they see.