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1. My player plays his last season next season. How have you/would you celebrate your player's last season? Already? Damn, I remember first seeing you post on here and it doesn't seem like a career could have gone past so quickly. Well, I'd just skate onto the ice for warmups in the final game, butt naked. 2. I'm about to get a haircut as I write this. Do you care who cuts your hair or do you always go to the same person? My hair is so easy, I do it myself! Saving cash since 2016! 3. Have you ever created a player in tandem with someone else with the intent to build a story between the two? Aah, no. I get why some people do it, but it's not really for me. 4. What would help you feel even more invested in the VHL? Allowing boob posts would be a great start. 5. Sam has final exams going on, share some encouraging words! You can do it...but if you can't, there's plenty of minimum wage jobs around. As long as you don't mind living in a fridge box..... 6. What is your dream refrigerator? Yes, I said refrigerator. ...oh and look at that, I tied my previous response into this question. I'm so fucking smart. I just want a double-door matte black fridge with a 5 year warranty at least. I don't need a fucking TV on the front of my fridge.

I drive @Berockaaround in his stretch Porsche.

He just wants to perve on Laras short shorts!

How are the current interest rates affecting your vast property portfolio? How is Mini Berocka doing? Why will Queensland win the SOO this year?

I got 3, so I love you.

No, that's a decent headswap. Good job.

1. Are you a napper? Occasionally. If I'm feeling like crap, I'll go lay down and hopefully wake up a little later feeling less crap. 2. What are your plans for this off-season? Patiently wait for it to finish, and the PEDS to wear off before VHL Drug tests begin. 3. Who are you rooting for to win the Continental Cup? No one. I'm all in on the Titans, so whoever is playing, can lick my..... 4. Do you like the rain? Love it. I even enjoy walking around in it. 5. If you were to sell this league to your friends, what aspect would you focus on to get them to join? Well, with a boob ban in place, I'm not sure that I could sell it to anyone. 6. What do you like the most, VHFL, Super Coach, predictions or Fantasy Zone? Whatever gets me the best chance of earning that sweet, sweet TPE.

Disgusting. Reported.

Go Bulls!

Idk, everyone else was doing it.

see above

Great article. As for Helsinki, having Dassler AND other elite prospects, well that would just be greedy

Yep. The overlords took away my ™

1. With the TDL over, how do you think we did in preparing for the teams future? Well the roster looks a little dodgy, but the remaining players are all good enough to compete. 2. What do you think of the upcoming draft class? Who do we target with our firsts? As long as you don't draft a stud prospect at my position, I'm happy with anyone! 3. Did you check out any compelling media from theme week? I read/looked at most of it. There were some quality pieces. 4. What are your favourite sports teams in every sport you watch? Seriously, I'd struggle to name them all. 5. Who is your favourite athlete? Ummm, Olivia Dunne. Her parallel bars routines are, ummm, good. 6. If you could make a movie, what genre would it be? Comedy, because I'm a joke.

It's OK @Spartan , Finland is lovely at this time of the year.