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1. Welcome to all the new players this season and welcome back all the returning ones! What are your players personal expectations for s91? I am aiming to simply not be the team's worst player. I believe in survival of the fittest, so whoever is the worst should be eliminated. 2. What is your expectations for the wild this season? Obviously we are on track to go through the season undefeated and set goal scoring and goaltending records. 3. Who do you think will lead the wild in points this season? I think that the new German guy, Dassler looks like a good one. 4. What team do you think had a good draft (other than the wild because we know we are #1) I refuse to acknowledge our opponents, so I assume they all drafted a bunch of duds. 5. If you are new are there any questions we could answer or help you with before the season gets on the way? Is our GM(Berocka) a nice guy, or will he trade us as soon as we start to under-perform? 6. Who do you think will lead the wild in goals? See #3. He's a stud.

Mersee bookoo

I'm back bitches!

I'm self taught in the French language. I bet you can't tell!

Oui, fromage Pepi Le pew.

It's been slow going this off season. What do you do for excitement? I rearrange all the items in my pantry so the labels all face outwards at 90 degrees. With the draft over, what are your thoughts on our draft picks? Unless you pre-drafted Adi Dassler, I have little regard for the place holders that you added this draft. Our GM has been on vacation for several days but still managed to do the draft, how well did he do? Your GM assembled a motley crew to assist in the draft and by all accounts they shall never be given that level of responsibility again. If you had a few weeks to burn, what country would you like to go to? USA,USA,USA. I was going with Palestine, but.....you know. What is your favorite hobby? I like to read and paint. I like organizing my boobie folders into catergories. Do you follow the NHL? What team do you cheer for? I do not follow the NHL, although I have been forced to pay attention as I'm in the VHL Fantasy Hockey league. My team is apparently 75% scrubs.

That's not what your scouting email suggests!

What the fuck. I named him after the company and a shit stirrer brings up Nazi shit. You're acting as if I called him Himmler, Hitler or Eichmann and am celebrating it.

I like Adidas. Fuck off.

Probably applies just as well!

What type of player do you have or working towards? Role model, enforcer? I'm unsure of this yet. I'm just concentrating on earning and will eventually pick a path. The team is going to be young and grow together. I like this idea, do you? Well in theory it's nice and as long as management can keep users invested, it may work. What is the one thing our GM needs to improve in the locker room? More titty posts wouldn't hurt. I feel like I'm in a Mormon chat room. What motivates you to even be in this league? I like to make new friends. Well now that you've asked that, I may need to consider how much time I waste here. Retirement post incoming. Do you have any plans during the off-season break? None whatsoever. Once my team is out of the playoffs, my brain hibernates from all things VHL except for getting my TPE earnt. What is a bad habit you want to stop doing? Staring at boobs in public.

True. I have terabytes of them that are HOF worthy.

Click bait. You knew I'd open it!

I'm staying in the room next door, and will be online a lot. Can pass on messages to Berocka if needed.