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1. Moscow has certainly found a groove recently, having gone 8-1-1 in our last 10 games. What would you attribute to our success since our extremely inconsistent start? I think the sim is poop, but eventually the talent is too difficult to keep down. You suck ass SimonT, but you can't keep Moscow subdued! 2. Who would you say has been the team MVP so far into the season and why? Based on the stats page, I'm going with Lavelle. AK has also been good, but when you sit on top of the points leaderboard, you get a shoutout. 3. How would you grade your performance about 25% of the way through the season so far? What are you going to try to improve from here on out? Voss started slow again but has been a bit better lately. I'll give him a B- right now. I'll just keep trying to stay consistent, especially on the PP. 4. If you could make smoothies for the entire team, what would you put into them? Vodka, Lime Juice, caviar and cocaine. It's called a Super-kick Mule. 5. If you could fight any other player in the VHL (even your teammates), who would you fight and why? I'm a lover, not a fighter. 6. Would you rather play a game with a stick with no blade (the part you control the puck with) or without a skate blade in just one of your skates? To start the season, I think I was actually in scenario 1(stick with no blade). It accounts for my shitty beginning.

Mom, Dad, stop fighting......

Stud.

First thing I thought of was my Papa card LOL

1. Moscow has had quite the streaky start to our season, starting 0-4, then going 4-1, now back in an 0-3 rut. How do we fix the inconsistency? Find SimonT and threaten him with violence. Seriously, the code may as well be a pair of dice. 2. Tomas Sogaard, AK92 Wit da Hoodie and Ronan Lavelle are all in the top 10 for league scoring. Do you think they'll be able to maintain their spots amongst the leaders? Who knows? Hopefully for them, they do and are rewarded with VHL accolades and glory. 3. Be honest - did you have AK92 as the league assist leader in your seasonal predictions? Is Hedge's success tied to his vacation time so he can't actually see that he's doing well? I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday, let alone what crap I posted for predictions. And yes, I'm too lazy to check. 4. Are there any players around the VHL that are surprising you so far to start the season? Can be a good surprise or a bad surprise. As mentioned, AK92 is obviously doing well, as is Sogaard. As for a negative.......I need a mirror. 5. What did you do for Easter weekend? Any special plans? I drowned my sorrows in Vodka and women of loose morals. It can't really effect my play any worse. 6. If you could be the best player in the world at any sport or video game, what sport/game would you choose and why? The game of life....the game of life.

1. The S88 Draft was last Monday! We traded back from 10 to 13 and received an extra S90 1st round pick, while still selecting our target Nils Andersson - @Viper. What are your thoughts on this trade/pick? I'm hopeful that this excellent selection will work out for all involved. Great work on working the phones to get a deal done. 2. With a third round selection, we picked Lim Jahey - @Cuffy. Do you think he can be the biggest steal of the draft now that he's signed his ELC and is starting to claim TPE? Certainly getting activity from a 3rd round selection is a positive step. Could prove a nice addition. 3. We now have three first round picks in the next two drafts. Would you use those picks as trade value for other players, or use those picks on prospects in a draft? Depends entirely on the direction that Moscow wants to take beyond this season in my worthless opinion. 4. Which league draft is your favorite to watch and why? Can also be any irl draft as well I don't know about this one. I enjoy the drafts here, but I guess I watch the NFL draft sometimes, just to see the next overhyped prospect that will see his dreams crushed by the NFL machine. 5. What's your favorite flavor of goldfish crackers and why is it flavor blasted nachos? I don't eat fish food! 6. I always like to pick a song to be our team's seasonal song. What would be your recommendation to consider?

VHL 2nd's would kick 1st's ass.

The VHL robbed me of my one true passion.

So boobies are OK again?

1. What's up, CHAMPIONS?! That's right! The Calgary Wranglers are your season 87 Continental Cup Champions! How's it feel?! Well I wouldn't know how it feels, as I'm on the cursed Russian franchise. But congratulations to a former team, well played this season. 2. Did you fear the 3-1 series curse? Personally no, but I don't think I've ever seriously believed in that whole concept. 3. How would you picture the way everyone celebrated the win after leaving the arena? A lot of drunk hockey players riding rodeo horses around the streets of Calgary. 4. Congratulations everyone on the team. Every single one of you played an important role in each minute of every period, and it most certainly could not have been a win in the books without our GM @Ricer13! His playbook strategies leading all the way up to the last game showed the strength, will, and tenacity of our players. Is he a wizard? (Feel free to leave some feel-good feedback here ) Ricer is a good dude and deserves the title. He assembled a really nice team and obviously ran some good strats. 5. Are we running it back, season 88?! Possibly, but Voss will be trying his best to break this dumb Moscow run of form this time around. 6. Do you enjoy any of Daft Punk's music? Not particularly. I don't hate it, but I doubt that I could listen to them for an extended period of time.