Dear Frankenstein,
It would be my pleasure to attend the event that will be held soon, to celebrate your 10,000th post on the Victory Hockey League Forums. That is quite an achievement and I for one would be delighted to be in attendance when the festivities commence.
I would be able to bring any item that you need, so please let my personal assistant know what you require and I will place the order immediately.
Your friend and confidant,
Boom
CEO BOOM ENTERPRISES®