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Oh. You know I'm an idiot!

The ban on AI discriminates against those of us who are basically human versions of AI. Are we supposed to return to human brain mediocrity?

$100.

He's doing a big poop

Well look at all the activity this article created. Nice. Good read @Plate and look forward to reading any other content that you produce.

Would do it again.

LOL

1. A few games left on the season. What's your biggest takeaway so far? Mixed performances this season, but have won the last three and sit 5th in NA. 2. Calgary's fighting for the playoffs, with a high probability of success. Still on the hunt for the 3rd position, but could be 6th. Where do you think the team will go? Every time I try and predict the end of season standings, it curses the team I'm on. Not this season satan. 3. Playoff hockey is always different. Can the team adapt? I'm not sure, but I assume management will set the best lines possible and hope for some sim luck. 4. Reports came out about management trying to bring in a more experienced goalie such as Merome Dilson or Karl Herzlich. How would that have impacted the team's season? I'm not certain, but I think that waiting for Panda to be VHL ready is probably the better move. 5. After a couple of seasons on the outside, Calgary, one of the most storied franchises in the VHL could have the chance to bring the Continental home. Any words for the fans? Maintain your belief in the Wranglers, but don't go betting your house on them. 6. Toilet paper; over or under? Neither. I use my hand. I'm helping to save the environment.

Bench me Calgary.

Elite.

I was bitterly disappointed to open this media, after seeing the heading....

1. If you could pick a movie quote to describe your player, what would it be? "You are so disappointing, on so many levels" - Batman, Lego Movie. 2. We're just a little over halfway through the season now. Are you happy with your player's season so far? Not really. I always have high expectations but I'm growing bored of my current player's mediocrity. 3. If you could bring back one defunct franchise from the NHL, which would it be? I only know one off the top of my head....Atlanta Thrashers. 4. We're 10 points back of first in the VHL, but we've got 8 of our next 13 games against teams in the bottom 4 in the league. How vital is it that we take as many points as possible from those kinds of games? Obviously very important. Every point counts from this point on. 5. We've been struggling to string together long win streaks like some of the other teams have in the league. Is that a product of the schedule benefiting those teams, or do we need to do better in that aspect ourselves? I don't really feel qualified to comment or criticize the Legion performances recently. 6. Who should be the next James Bond actor? I don't know, but somehow Idris Elba always ends up being mentioned. Would the studio be that brave?

Retirement incoming. Fuck this player.

All the best for those negative issues going on.

Go.

'89 wants it's song back!