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1. Vancouver Wolves welcome four new players to the roster in Einar Mathiesen, Scrungle Bungle, Eno Velvson and Celise Pereira; Have you had any interaction with these new players? What was it and what was the first thing you said to them? Welcome. 2. ProAm: Did you join the tournament this off season? If Yes – Then how is your team and player doing in the tournament? If no – why not? Yes. Sucky because Bollos sucks ass 3. World Cup: Was your player selected and for which team or rant about why they should have selected your player? World 4. Which team is going to win the World Cup this season? Or does it even really matter? Not World, and that’s the only team that matters 5. Should off season tournaments have more weight to if your player makes the HoF at the end of their careers? Only if you think so 6. Fill in the blank: Grandma got run over by ________________. An old man in a wheel chair who’s viagra kicked in.

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1. What did you think of having to play game 5 over and having to win five game to lift the cup? It’s a sim league. What can I say? I guess it’d be like a slot machine where I missed the grand prize by one number, maybe get a do over because why? I still dont understand but if a rule was broken, then fix it, and that is what happened. It was fixed by a redo. 2. Who was Vancouver Wolves Play-off MVP and do you think they will win the Tough one. Could be Olober Syko, could be Riley Martin, could be Logan Ninefingers, or could be Guntis Gavilrovs. I’d go with the tough guy Guntis. 3. With lift the cup at the end of the season we also sadly see the retirement of three players; Skyo, Slater & Wheeler. Who are you going to miss the most? why? Well, definitely not Wheeler. He left whiskey bottles all over the locker room. Syko, he doesnt drive to work anymore so no road rage stories from him…. I think I’ll miss Slater the most. She was a dedicated Wolve through and through 4. Awards have been handed out tonight so after you have seen them, have any of the award winners surprised you? Why or why not? Yes…. No way Trueno deserves best defenseman, Guntis Gavilrovs was a work horse on D and dominated the blue line. Not to mention Guntis knocked the shit out of opponents and the refs targeted him. 5. Who do you think Vancouver Wolves can defend the Continental Cup next season? Are you kidding, of course we can. With Soju in goal and the goal scorers we got on the attack, it’s a no brainer. Repeat… 6. What is the first thing you will do when you get your day with the cup? Ask for a re-do so i can get an extra day with the cup.