JardyB10

Q1: Now that many players have experienced a first season in the leauge, how have you enjoyed the VHL so far? What was your favorite part? I've enjoyed the VHL quite a lot in my long storied years involved with the website. As much as I try to retire and leave forever, I feel like I keep getting pulled back. Q2: Many of yall will sadly be leaving the team in a couple of weeks, so I have to ask, how do you feel Dadam and I did as your management? Any critiques, or things your really liked? Y'all were very good managers, from my very short stint here. You do your best to get players involved, and seemed available for help, and that's lovely. Q3: If your player makes the VHL, which team are you hoping to join? Have you had players on this team before? Hmm, I don't think I have much of a preference. A piece of my heart will always be with Calgary, (my first player was there, I may have had other stints there with other players maybe) but there's always new opportunity for memories and legacy at new locations. I= Q4: Does your player work any jobs outside of the VHLM? Good question! I like to think Gifford is a forklift operator in a chemical warehouse. Q5: Does your player pronounce it gif or jif? Gif obviously, it's right in his first name! Q6: Does your player believe that jack could have fit on the door in the movie Titanic? A common misconception. The problem was never the SIZE of the debris, it was the fact it couldn't support both their weight. This is shown in the movie, check out this terrible quality video around 2:45! She's struggling to get on, he kind of tries to get on/stabilizes it, they both fall in, he realizes it can't support both of them, and he decides to stay in the water.

Is this STHS source code? If so, could you perhaps rip it and make it better?

Damn, now I want to date LVA D8

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1. The Halifax team is just a bunch of boating phonies. What they have in experience and raw TPE we make up for with enthusiasm and existence. 2. CJ Daniels will have to carry the team on offense, but Diego Adam is capable of stealing or handing over wins. 3. I was hoping the Flames could steal a spot from the Blues, but alas. 4. I wouldn't really say so. They're American owned and barely Canadiana. Most of their food tastes like shit. They're just a maple leaf. 5. I can't snort Pepsi to stay awake all night so I think the answer is obvious. 6. I don't know if it would be SURPRISING per se if Moscow was eliminated, since that's pretty on brand for them. But they're the Victory Cup winners so that's technically an upset.

My kneejerk thought to this response: "AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??" Then I did some logical deduction and minimal research . I'm glad to see you around!

Thanks! And the second paragraph would be unwise imo. My only particularly successful forward (and non-goalie for that matter) was from the olden days when all you had to do to be good was hit the 9 TPE weekly cap, exclusive to people with jobs. Not to mention, flying me out to the nearest Fuddruckers make for an expensive dinner

I like how the most recent one is like, "Damn we're getting old and lazy!" And that was 7 years ago.

I thought you were banned

This is indeed a good thread. Mine is probably my Podcast Tournament submission. At least, it's the podcast I put the most effort into: https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/jardy-b/episodes/The-VHL-Code-of-Conducast---A-JardyB10-Special-e1bqpg0/a-a741nrb

1. Having Clinched the Playoffs what's your favorite moment of the season so far? Or what's your favorite moment for a teammate, Ex. ALTO RED being Top 3 in Goals this season. - I was pretty stoked on Game 69 against the Las Vegas Aces where the Aces' Boing Boing opened the games scoring, but Joey Poole turned the game around with 2 goals, ultimately leading to a 3-1 victory. 2. Who on this team do you think will be a VHL hall of Famer, and why is it you? - I like Jakub Kovar's chances. He's a solid earner with Top 10 stats as a VHLM sophomore. It appears he's already an AGM, so that sort of gusto can lead him to high heights! 3. If you could change any lines on the team what lines would you change and why? And do you believe it will help the team win the cup? - If you put all the defencemen on the forward lines and all the forwards in the defensive rolls, I think that could really give y'all the oomph you're looking for. Other teams will never see it coming! 4. What one player on a different team would you love to see in a Reapers Jersey? And why? - Would be pretty cool to see Captain Nugget Jr. in a Reapers jersey, because it seems to me that the Reapers could use some Junior Nugget leadership. 5. Would you Rather win 3 Cups with the Reapers, in 3 season, or win 1 VHL cup, in 10 seasons, which would you choose? - I'll go with three consecutive Cups in the VHLM, REAPER STATUS NOTWITHSTANDING! It would be an early career highlight, and far more difficult to achieve than one Continental Cup. 6. Who's an underrated teammate and what's your favorite part of the team as a whole? - Probably new arrival Rocco Serrano. Brandon is a VHL legend AND YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS DON'T KNOW THE TREASURE YOU HAVE WITH HIM!

It's the end of the S98 Trade Deadline week, which means I had to fulfill my internal contractual obligation to return for the S100 Draft. Truly, it is a hell of a milestone, and I'd be remiss to not take the opportunity to get in on the historical season and what I presume/hope to be a historical draft. I haven't taken too close of a look at all the new draftees, but at a glance it seems like it should be quite a doozie. As of this writing, there's nearly three full pages of players, and there's a solid amount of notable recreates as far as I can tell. I'll single out @Bushito as the first notable return I noticed for this event. He's one of the increasingly few* people who I can point at and say, "Hey, I'm not old, HE'S old!" It helps sooth the fact that I'm significantly more washed up then him . It looks like this may be his first return since the blurry COVID years, which is cool to see. Speaking of washups, @Beaviss also has a new player. He missed the opportunity to recreate on International Beaver Day, which is profoundly disappointing, but I GUESS it's nice he showed up at all. The final old fuck I'll call out is @Mike, and only because Enorama insisted that we can be solid Best people here goaltending rivals. I was kind of surprised to see it appears he's been on a 4 year hiatus. As far as I recall, he's been active in the VHL LoL Discord, so I half-assumed he was all up in this bitch. But apparently not! Anyway, it's cool to be back with all these other has-beens. It remains to be seen how dedicated I'll be. It is late night on a Sunday and I'm last minute point tasking, which is somewhat of an ominous start, but also very on brand for me. Let's do it to it!

https://jmp.sh/RY4SvQus Trying a new mp3 player. Is it garbage malware? Time will tell.

Player Information Username: JardyB10 Player Name: Gifford bin McShockerson Recruited From: Returning Age: 24 Position: G Height: 69 in. Weight: 190 lbs. Birthplace: Australia Player Page @VHLM GM

A plane, perhaps?

This is disappointing, I was hoping to lynch Gus.

I guess I'll set a reminder on my phone.

Indeed, I was objectively the best GM ever and I really carried the average around me. The statistics speak for themselves.

Dese gitz are putt'n up a propa fight

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david

I #DidItForTheLore

For the record, I'm inactive because I'm old and lazy, and not in any way because Kachur bamboozled me.

I'll decide what come goes on which back or bum

I like dicksed