JardyB10

To be fair, I did say MOSTLY. But you all should retire.

REGINA (PP) - It's been a long off-season for the Miami Marauders, who were eliminated from the S78 VHLM Playoffs perhaps halfway through the season. When the regular season came to a close, the Marauders went through the usual VHLM roster shakedown, and Peepants returned to his home in Regina, SK. "Again, please call me Paul. Anyway, my manager had been calling me at least once a week during the season. It sounds like the store has been really short-staffed, so I was happy to finally go home and pick up some shifts," Peepants said. "It's been a nice change-up. I wasn't able to win anything playing ice hockey this year, but I think if I work hard I might be able to finally be named Employee of the Month." While he resumed his job at the local Independent Grocer, he has also continued training. VHL scouts are astounded at the progress the bagboy has been making since agent Jardy Bunclewirth declared the lanky defenceman for the draft. He is anticipated to be on Canada's top two lines of the upcoming World Junior Championship, and with the inaugural VHLE season still being another year away, many experts think he might be ready to make his VHL rookie debut. Bunclewirth himself is not in this particular camp. "The kid is f*cking garbage. No better than the plastic bags he stuffs my 30 bags of mini carrots into," Jardy said, sitting before a pile of cocaine. "He had a decent season in the VHLM I'll grant you, but I think he could use one more to really show everyone what the f*ck is up. He needs a little more time to show everyone that I'M F*CKING BACK BABY, WOOOOO!" If the off-season lasts any longer however, Peepants may not have a choice. In practice, his fundamentals look solid, and if he ends up performing well with Team Canada in the WJC, the VHL team that drafts him this off-season may want him playing up right away, regardless of how ready for the big league he is. 343 words

Stoners are ruining this country

Look who's come back for dinner.

Consider it done! What else will I be doing with my drive to work tomorrow?

The refs blew it!

Came here to say this!

Great work Matty, this is why I only make fun of you a little but not a lot on those podcasts.

This is awesome news, congrats you two! This child is going to have amazing parents.

Very cute. Please don’t consider actually voting for me though @BOG, I’m a plug. Maybe next season.

I loved Homeward Bound as well. Angels in the Outfield had Christopher LLOYD in it, not Christopher Plummer! You fool!

The rigger himself is just trying to placate me because he knows I know his tricks better than most!

I do have terrible taste so it makes sense that you think it’s good ;p. I’m a sucker for an underdog story, what can I say!

Yukon 2 gud?

Cheaters! Lame Bear cheater lame boys! Go Prague!

Both banned for being multis

Welcome to the league! Let me know if you need any assistance. How did you find us?

Welcome Mr. Eyebrow.

You and Tate can make rival goalies!

Welcome back

Go Prague?

Rigged, @Zetterberg isn’t actually that good

Claiming 2/4 (Week ending July 4, 2021)

I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of /r/aww