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Oh dang, I didn't know Lorelei was such a baddie in the anime.

Well shit, I picked the wrong Dragons forward in Fantasy.

Amazing stuff everyone! There was an immense amount of effort put in by everyone, you all should be proud.

How has Berocka’s energy drink consumption changed since having babby?

ALSO, I SEE AN AWFUL LOT OF best people ON THIS HERE LIST, HMMMMMM

Hey, I listen to podcasts with this guy and his dumb friends! Yeah you can, but you first will have to find a seller on eBay who is willing to trade it for 5 uncapped TPE and a Doubles Week.

5.3 Challenge Chuck - EXP Share on Wartortle - Oran Berry on Magnezone - Extra Prayers on the Pokemon RNG gods Jessie hops in her trusty Koffing Balloon to depart Ecruteak. “I’m going to have to sew an extra tumour on my floating tumour it seems,” she says, addressing her new Weezing. ”Weezing,” Weezing agrees ponderously. She adjusts her heading to the southern sea, to float across the ocean to Cianwood City. Her next encounter is one she had been dreading for some time, but hopes she can pull it off now. Continuing her streak of property destruction, she plows through the gym in Cianwood to confront Chuck, who remains in meditation. Jessie taps him on the shoulder. “Excuse me sir. I’m here to protect the world from devastation?” Chuck opens his eyes, and anime style in the blink of an eye, punches a nearby boulder into pieces! ”Hahahaha! Isn’t that the shit?? Wait a minute, who are you? What happened to my damn roof!” Chuck says bewildered. “JESSIE! TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!” No one is around to finish the motto. ”Weezing,” Weezing adds. ”Very well. If it’s a fight you want, you shall have it. En guard!” ——— Jessie will lead against the Machamp with Weezing. It will use Sludge Bomb for its first attack, and Self Destruct on its second attack, which will hopefully knock out the Machamp or else I’m fucked. Zoney Magz will enter next. It will spam Zap Cannon against everything. Reminder that it holds an Oran Berry. Finally, Charizard will come out last. It will spam Air Slash against everything. (though if it’s down to the wire and it looks like I could use an extra 3 damage for a kill, feel free to use Blast Burn ) Post instruction reminder that Wartortle has the EXP share.

F - Ronan Lavelle D - Jerome Reinhart @JCarson back to you!

Close enough to 12 hours, and I severely need to sleep! Skipping @Seabass for now, @JCarson is up!

You catch the Heracross with your first hera-toss! Two more nets you the Sneasel. Machop takes out some of its childhood trauma out on the Wooloo, punching it beyond an appropriate amount of time. The experience was transcending. So much so that your Machop gains a level and evolves into a Machoke! MachopMachokeEvolve.gif You got $118 too. I gotta pass out now

A quick reminder that Koffing had the EXP Share 5.2 Challenge Morty EXP Share on Wartortle After her victory, Jessie blasts off north to Ecruteak Town, and smashes through the gym roof there to challenge the leader, Morty. “Boo!” she says. Weavile will lead against the Gourd and spam Ice Beam. It can use Dark Pulse against everything else should it get a chance. - When it goes down, Magnezone can enter next. It will spam Zap Cannon on everything. - Charizard will enter last. It will spam Air Slash on Chandelure and Fire Blast on anything else.

Hearing of rumours of a red Gyarados at the Lake of Rage, you come prepared with an Ultra Ball, and decide to explore the place. You do not find the fabled fish, but you do encounter a gaggle of Pokemon that would have pleased Day 1 Jessie very much indeed. Wooloo 22 Heracross 26 Sneasel 23

"Oh, hi there Ash," Misty greets you as you enter. "I've gotta say, it's been YEARS, and you STILL haven't replaced the bicycle that you STOLE from met then TOTALED!" She looks down and notices the Elekid. "Also, THIS is not a Pikachu! You go through all that effort to save your Pokemon, and then you just REPLACE it with this weird little spark plug? I'm honestly not even sure why I'm friends with you!" Fired up into a rage, she attacks with her Horsea. It unleashes a beam of bubbles at your wannabe Pikachu, and it gets struck hard! Elekid doesn't go down though, so it pops a berry in its mouth to recover some health, and punches the Horsea right in its dumb horse face. This leaves Horsea battered, so it hits with another Bubblebeam! But thanks to the Oran Berry, it isn't enough, and Elekid is able to dispatch the Horsea despite a 9 level difference. "Oh, well I kind of understand why you decided to abandon Pikachu now," Misty says as she sends out her Vaporeon to obliterate the Elekid with an Aurora Beam. "Not cool, Misty! This means WAR...tortle," you say as you send out your Wartortle. You quickly realize that it doesn't actually know Hydro Pump, so it just uses Surf instead. Vaporeon bodies it doubly well due to resistance and its Enigma Berry. Vaporeon, conversely, DOES know Hydro Pump, and uses it to splash your turtle. Wartortle realizes this is going to be a brawl so it BITES the mer-creature. Vaporeon is then able to use Last Resort to bonk Wartortle for its strongest attack yet. Your turtle claps back with a Body Slam, because why not? This is an absolute slug fest! Misty gets the last laugh though, as Vaporeon gets one final Hydro Pump off to end your Wartortle once and for all. "Isn't this boy THICC?? Give up already Ash, it's 2 on 1! What could you possibly bring out now to defeat me?" You believe the answer to that question is Ivysaur. The medium-sized plant enters and cuts through the Vaporeon with its leaves, much like a razor would! Vaporeon goes down. "You fucker!" Misty exclaims. "I guess it's time to bring out my own Pokemon from Oak's lab!" She send out Wartortle. It answers back with a Body Slam, which squishes Oran Berry juice into Ivysaur's mouth. Yummy! Ivysaur Razor Leafs it in return, which does some solid damage. Another Body Slam to Ivysaur though, and it's starting to look hurt. Ivysaur uses Razor Leaf again...

Entering Giovanni's gym in Viridian City, he greets you with mild amusement. "Ahh, why if it isn't one of my, uhh... star pupils," Giovanni says. "How's the construction of the hideout beneath the Celadon Game Corner progressing? Also, have you been making an effort to stop any tweens that might try to stop our EVIL plans? Wait, you came here for my BADGE!? What is this, James?? Don't you have more productive things you can be doing? Actually, this might be a good time to teach you a sharp lesson in following orders!" He sends out his majestic Persian. You counter with a blocky block sword boi. Giovanni's Persian is quick like a cat, and gets the jump on Aegislash and begins gnawing on it. Despite the weakness, Aegislash tanks it well, and keeps bludgeoning the cat over the head with its SACRED SWORD. It's an awful lot of back and forth, but eventually it looks like Aegislash will get the final blow... that is, of course if that pesky little FOCUS BAND cutely affixed to Persian's neck doesn't proc!

"MEWTWO!" Bill shouts. "MEWTWO! COME ON OUT HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Suddenly in the distance you see a figure. You can't quite tell what it is, but it looks humanoid! Could this be the legendary pokemon!? As the figure approaches, you realize it is not a Pokemon at all, but a young boy. You recognize him as Gary Oak. "Hey loser!" Gary says, "I hear you're looking for Mewtwo! Well looks like you're even slower than Ash, because I already caught it!" He pulls out a Master Ball and summons the powerful cat-like science experiment. "I expect it will serve me well in the Pokemon League. Anyway, good luck with fucking Clefairies or whatever it is that you do. Smell ya later!" He struts off, with his bluetooth speaker echoing his theme song through the cavern. "What an insufferable little shit," you think, dejected by the fact that Mewtwo has already been captured. Within the cave, a couple of baby former hate crimes approach you to try to kiss your feelings better. A larval rock monster stands nearby awkwardly while this happens. Smoochum 21 Larvitar 21 Smoochum 24

You easily catch Magikarp with one of your Great Balls. You somewhat less easily catch the Dratini as well, on your second throw. Ponyta torches the poor lil Grubby bug and gains 1 level. ($121) Jolteon then decides to speed up the fishing process by electrocuting the water to bring up some fishies that way. The Poliwag managed to survive, so your Lucario punches its helpless beached body until it stops moving. Jolteon gains 2 levels to reach 32! Lucario gains 1 to reach 26! You sell all your catches on the market for a collective $407!

GOOD MORNING TIME TO DO SOME ACTIONS FOR THE DAY. 5.1 Challenge Whitney EXP Share on Koffing Jessie will plow through the roof of the gym in Goldenrod City. "Prepare for trouble, BITCH! I hear you're trying to make PINK hair a thing. We all know Magenta coloured hair, or whatever I have going on, is the true way to go. I'm willing to fight you to prove it!" Jessie will lead with Magnezoney M, who will spam Zap Cannon. - If Zoney goes down while its opponent has 50% hp or less, send out Wartortle. Otherwise, send out Weavile. Weavile spams Ice Beam Wartortle spams Body Slam.

Why on earth did anyone vote for Poopy over Mourning? Absolute nonsense Still, I’m pleased to have a letter, even if it’s undeserved! It might be Poopy’s first one, so we’ll see how this new state of affairs pans out

James rolls into the Cinnabar Gym and confronts the leader, Blaine. "Muwahahaha! Why if it isn't a member of Team Rocket!" Blaine exclaims as you enter. "Have you come to try to steal one of my Pokemon, pup? I see you have some NICE and FLAMMABLE critters for my Pokemon to fry! Let's do this, I have a BURNING DESIRE to ROAST you, boy!" You lead with your big ol' Sword, and Blaine sends out his R-K-9. What a cool dog. Blaine chuckles to himself at the absolute mismatch, but the chuckle turns upside-duckle when his pupper unexpectedly gets bludgeoned by a SURFboard, which it turns out Aegislash has been using as his shield this whole time! It hits Arcanine hard, but not hard enough, and it survives with just under 25% of its health left. Then, it counters with a powerful FLAMETHROWER, which Sword Aegislash is not at all equipped to deal with. Swordy goes down, and you hear a jingle from the fire dog's collar...it's a Shell Bell! Arcanine looks a little bit healthier to deal with whatever comes next. What comes next is Venusaur. "Hahaha, you brought a giant PLANT into MY gym? What's going to do? PLANT my dog to death? Hahahaha, you absolute fool, haha-" Venusaur stomps around, shaking the entire building. A fissure opens up in the ground, swallowing Arcanine back into the hell from which it no doubt originated from. "Gadzooks! You sneaky little grunt, you've got some tricks up your sleeve! Unfortunately for you, so do I! And for my next trick, I'm going to torch the shit out of this forsaken creature, GO RAPIDASH!" A glorious flaming horse emerges from his Pokeball, feeling like a S1 star. It charges toward Venusaur with a mighty FIRE BLAST, and the dinofrog is entirely enveloped in flames! Venusaur manages to survive though, and claps back with another Earthquake. The resulting tremor continues demolishing the gym, but while it's distracted, the Rapidash sneaks a ROWAP BERRY into Venusaur's mouth! "Didn't see that coming, did you!?" Blaine shouts! Will the 12.5% damage be enough to finish off Venusaur??

You spend 40% of your day performing open heart surgery on a Ponyta. You accidentally melt your gloves in its organs, but the operation is a success overall. You earn $1579! You use your hard earned money to buy an Exp Share, which you place on the head of your lil dragon before heading to Goldenrod City to face off the most basic bitch in Johto: Whitney. "Well hey there Joy! OMG, I love what you've done with your hair! OMG, did you see that Starb's has the PSL's back again? I freaking love Fall! Perfect time to cozy up with a nice boy and watch The Office. I just so BADLY want the Jim to my Pam! Wait, why do you have that enormous metallic snake in here? It's ugly! Oh, you want to battle? Well, if you insist! GO PERSIAN!" Steelix gets the drop first and it immediately starts smashing the cat with its massive Iron Tail. Persian scratches and BITES in return, and manages to hang on a little longer and get some extra damage in after a FOCUS BAND proc, but ultimately the kitty falls. "No! My sweet little pussy!" Whitney cries. "Let's see if you can manage the Greatest of All Time next!" She sends out her goat. Dubwool starts bucking and DOUBLE KICKing Steelix, and the mighty snake manages one more smash with its Iron Tail before going down. You send out Vikavolt next, who retaliates with a narsty Thunderbolt. Dubwool tanks it though, and hits back with an even narstier DOUBLE-EDGE. One more huge electric shock is enough to bring down the sheep though. "UGH! You motherfucker! I thought we were friends, Joy! We both have PINK hair, that's my favourite colour! My cute fingerless gloves are coming off now!" Her big bird Pidgeot enters the field, looking for a bug to snack on. It sees your Vikavolt and starts whipping up some less that ideal weather... a HURRICANE. It absolutely buffets the shit out of Vikavolt...

Feeling that your bird collection has been lacking, you decide to look for some where most people would least expect to find them... in the water! On your first few casts, you actually land some winged potential! And also a bug. Magikarp 21 Dratini 26 Grubbin 24 After a quick visit to the Pokemon Center, you then fish up the following decidedly NON-winged creatures. Horsea 26 Squirtle 22 Poliwag 21 How would you like to proceed?

You deliver a lecture/motivational speech at a seminar in the Kanto Pokemon University, and earn $744! Assuming this is what you mean, you spend all your money on 9 Pokeballs. EXP Share on Charjabug Entering the city, things are peaceful. Birds are singing, there's an Abra napping in the bush, and there's a magnet acting as a positive mood ring. Magnemite 22 Pidgey 25 Abra 24 What sort of chaos would you like to unleash on this scene?

Ironically, it's @Seabass next.

Yeah, probably. @DoktorFunk you’re up.

I’ll just look up Tots, Christopher in the white pages.