JardyB10

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Express Press Conference Answering three questions gets you 1 Capped TPE Answering six questions gets you 2 Capped TPE 1. The trade deadline came and went... and nothing really happened. How refreshing is that? I don't find it refreshing! I like when there's excitement and activity around the trade deadline, but unfortunately most teams seem to have their shit figured out in the off-season. 2. The regular season has finished and we secured the King's Cup for the second season in a row. Does that mean anything? Somewhat! It's indicative of a strongly built, long-term good franchise. Though obviously it's the Ren Cup that we really want! 3. Looking back at your 72 regular season games, how would you rate your season? Somewhere between "poor" and "mediocre." 4. What are you expecting from the playoffs? I expect we'll STOMP whoever we face from the wild card round. I'll be sad if the series reaches six games. After that, if we face Stockholm, I'm predicting a Cup win in 6 games. If we face OSLO, then I'm not so sure. Probably a Cup win in 7 games :]. 5. Vasteras will face Geneva in the Wildcard. Who wins that matchup? Geneva SHOULD and probably will. Although it would be fun if we could beat Vasteras instead. #FuckVasteras 6. How are you going to enjoy this short break before we enter playoff ice? BjorkaBjorn will probably try to find a nice German bathhouse to unwind in for a few days, eat spaghetti, and get himself in tip-top shape for the playoffs.

Classic Vasteras missing playoffs Choo choo motherfuckers, let’s do this!

True, but that doesn’t mean I’ve ever produced a podcast as good as an Ahma-Frostbeard year in review!

This is some STHS quality simulation bullshit, as if I’m not a first round exit.

*LISTENER DISCRETION IS *STRONGLY* ADVISED!* https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-48-Gloves-Are-Off-e1vgso6 The @JardyB10 and @Berocka rivalry for subpar podcast supremacy heats up at THIS podcasters lays out some objective and well thought out facts about these two titans of industry.

Well SORRY we can’t ALL be so successful against former ancient empires in Games 242-249

Oof, what the hell happened with the Byzantines?

I agree, good podcast.

I listened to this the other day, and all I have to say is you’re a piece of shit.

Fuck Vasteras

That's Bjorktastic! You da man!

This was great, I chuckled every time you tried to pronounce Frosty’s player name. I usually say “Ser Vardis” instead of “Ser Davalos.”

FUCK VASTERAS Also, natty hatty for @David Cobberson!

This is got dang delightful, thanks dude! One request: How much trouble would it be to correct the last name to “BjornaBjorkson?” If it takes any more than a few minutes, nbd!

Express Press Conference Answering three questions gets you 1 Capped TPE Answering six questions gets you 2 Capped TPE 1. The trade deadline is looming, are you expecting to see teams making moves? There's not an obvious selling or buying market, so I imagine it will be quiet. I can see Geneva maybe picking up another defenceman, or Cologne trading my garbage player away. 2. Last twenty games of the regular season. How important is getting that 1st place? Not very important. Vaguely recalling regular season success, I'd rather face off against Stockholm in playoffs, but I'm confident in finishing Top 2 and defeating any team that isn't Top 2. 3. Which team has been the biggest surprise to you? Probably both Bratislava and Istanbul. The former I expected to be as bad or worse than Rome, but they can win now and then. Istanbul meanwhile I expected to be better, they have a solid team, but it hasn't come together for them. 4. What teammate do you reckon has been playing to the best of their abilities? I think Lorenzo Cobberson @Hendrix Cobberson has been doing amazing. He isn't as experienced as brother David, but has been keeping up and having a phenomenal year on his own terms. 5. And to lighten the mood... what are you doing at this year's carnival? Maybe having a few signature/specialty beverages, watch some live music and dancing, and find a nice Brazilian booty to watch shake around 6. What is the craziest fashion trend you have ever tried? IRL, nothing that crazy. I jumped on the bleach trend in the '90s, but my mother wouldn't let me go full-out frosted tips by any means. I like to imagine Bjorkabjorn still wears Ugg boots though.

Choo choo chugging along!

I know plenty of men who prefer penal tea

Thirsty Thursday?

Fuck yeah, nailed it.

#FuckOslo

I'd love to see them try!

https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--Season-3-Episode-2-Rival-Rambling-e1v1kr5 Featured Track: VIBE by Jackson Homer I'm walking my dog right to double points on Theme Week! I talk a lot but don't say much. I ponder who could be considered rivals, discuss the #CleganeBowl, and decide that @v.2 and @kelvi's players should be rivals.

Express Press Conference Answering three questions gets you 1 Capped TPE Answering six questions gets you 2 Capped TPE 1. Theme Week is here! How do you like the "Rivalry" subject? I think it was a solid pick for a subject! It can create some competition and also inspire some media about some fun and intense rivalries in the past. Or it can inspire 15 minutes of stream of conscience rambling, depending on who you ask. 2. Halfway into the season, how do you feel about the team? I'm loving it! It infuriates me that we can't score more, and it does seem like Oslo is outperforming us generally, but I feel very comfortable with our chances of getting to the Finals! 3. Did you watch the Super Bowl? I did not, but I heard they played a game of football and that the Kansas City Chiefs ultimately won that game. 4. Follow-up to (3)... how about that Rihanna Halftime Show? Still don't know, but I read an amusing joke about it on Reddit recently. 5. Do you listen to Harry Styles? Not specifically, but I do listen to the "Chill" station on Sirius and they feature this remix of Matilda quite a bit and it's a gooder. 6. I suffered through a painful riddle this week and so will you, "what tea do hockey players drink?" This sounds more like a question than a riddle, but if it must be a riddle I will guess "Iced tea." If not, I'd say whatever tea helps them with their health on any given day.