JardyB10

Welcome back dude

As someone who routinely blows the 5 minute requirement, I can tell you how it happened: Extremely easily. I got your back with the Theme Week podcast, I’ll never give up the game. @FrostBeard doesn’t know shit. Listening to you piss all over your new kitchen was hilarious. ”He got banned for being a little shit” As someone who can spend serious time answering questions in podcast format, your TPE hack is brilliant. For me, unnecessary because I can’t shut the fuck up regardless, but brilliant all the same. Speaking of brilliant, I had to pause the podcast so I could piss myself laughing imagining Kermit the Frog as a VHL rules lawyer updater. It’s a 3 point podcast, you don’t have to edit shit you fucking nerd. I appreciate you too. Fun fact: I used to have a pretty good Irish accent because at my last job I would practice talking to myself in the vehicle all the time so when the time came, I could successfully mock my Irish coworkers

Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me!

I’m officially of the belief that the empty can clatter at the beginning was you getting lit before your drive. I also feel very blue balled that you weren’t actually banned for 6 months like me and Beketov were. The beeping car was trying to censor your foul language. Congrats on your future baby. Create an account for them and they can share podcast TPE with you.

Go Watchmen

Definitely. Probably even 1st overall still if there’s enough of a TPE gap.

I mean Vasteras took us to Game 5

At least I got to punch @Shindigs

I thought I’d hold back on the dissing because I presume being in charge of the most pathetic franchise in the league is hard enough as it is.

Looks nice dude! The filter really helps pull off the jersey swap.

1. if you could give a gift to anyone in the world, who would you give it to and what would you give? I would give the gift of wisdom to Vladimir Putin and all the other warmongering governments so that they might see the harm in their selfish and destructive actions. + 2. When you were much younger, what did you want to be when you grew up? Why? I don't really remember to be honest, I don't think I thought about it too much. I do remember watching The Fifth Element and seeing Bruce Willis driving a flying taxi, which I thought was pretty dope. Then for a school assignment we were asked what we wanted to be in the future, and my understanding of the word "future" was a sci-fi future, so I answered taxi driver. My brothers laughed at me relentlessly. 3. What's something you're looking forward to this week? I haven't had any time to myself for the last two weeks or so and I've been quite socially and physically burnt out. Tonight I'm taking a me day and just maxing and relaxing all cool, and it's been top notch. I also unexpectedly am dogsitting a dope husky which is great. 4. If you had the chance to become famous, would you take it? If yes, what would you want to be famous for? If not, why? Honestly, yeah I probably would, but only if I was mostly well-loved. It would be dope to be a successful comedian, though I would also accept being famous for solving some severe world problem. 5. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be? Teleportation would be my cop-out answer, it would just be such an amazing ability/superpower. A more realistic answer would be to have photographic memory. 6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want? Why? Definitely body, you get way more bang for your buck that way, since my mind will continue improving for a good deal of that span anyway. Though I could see myself getting early onset dementia, which would profoundly suck ass. For my loved ones, I guess I wouldn't really know the difference.

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* Much love in this podcast. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--S2-Episode-8-Appreciation-e1j67lr It's theme week and it's time to show some GD appreciation. I obviously spend much time talking about Halifax, thank all those with responsibility, focus on the VSN crew, and cap it off with shoutouts to the real big wigs. In hindsight I could have made this podcast much longer and gave shoutouts to even more of the people here that I love, but I felt these particular people could use the extra thanks for all they do. It was a great theme week idea and I've really been loving the love here this week. Next week I hope we can get back to being nasty though. Indirect Mentions: @barryst @jpdavidson8787 @Juhnux @Rayzor_7 @Otis Boudreaux @Fergie @jsdeac @Jack Johnson @Azjha_59 @Oatex @Otaznik @Sam_19 @Yahtzee @CrlineDijohn14 @samthemancub @Ian Kingston @Doug Britton @aleks @Vector olafson @Trunkxolotl @NSG @Anyone who holds a job Specific Mentions: @Otaznik @Frank @samx @Alex @animal74 @ROOKIE745 @nurx @Mr_Hatter @Hex Universe @MattyFired @Doomsday @McWolf @diamond_ace @Victor @Acydburn @rjfryman @Josh @Beketov @MexicanCow123@Phil @thadthrasher P.S. HERE'S the accident I referred to. Predictably I feel bad for making light of it.

I’m more of a JardyB-list celebrity tbh. Thank you for the kind words! I like to play in to the “saviour of podcasts” thing because of how blatantly untrue it is.

Holy moly who let this dude back in? Welcome back @8Ovechkin8!!

WTH, you tagged me and the only mention was how I tagged you for a brief mention about your intro that I didn’t use in that particular episode. It’s hard to say who has the most podcasts recorded. The Pajodcast definitely had a lot. @Philip also has recorded a shitload over the years. But yeah, I’m sure most of that is dead and gone.

I finally did it, ma!

Nice to have a line brawl in the last sim of the season!

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

Pro-fanity* Speaking of which, you need to watch your profamity in this post.

Nooo, Phil got ejected in the last game of the season! He was so close to 2000 hits

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* Rudest podcast yet. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-21-Depreciation-Week-e1j10ht There’s plenty enough appreciation to go around. Let’s focus on the opposite while I still can. I spend 3 minutes talking about my eventful morning then the next 5 minutes talking shit. Mentions: @Beketov @bigAL @N0HBDY @Berocka @a_Ferk @ctots @Zetterberg @MexicanCow123 @Nykonax

That reminds me I need to watch the Zoo Tycoon stream.