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I'll be the judge of that. EDIT: Beruku just started talking and you are already correct.

No wonder Bentz doesn't want to hang out with you anymore. I think the fact you were concerned with stat changes at all as a child is a more embarrassing fact than this.

What is something that you thought for a long time that was incorrect but there was no way for you to have known until someone told you otherwise? Not exactly the question, but all my life up until I was 20ish people always referred to the 1.75 litre alcohol containers as "66s." This seemed normal because a 26 oz bottle would be called a "2-6," and a 40 oz bottle would be called a "40." But then I did the math and realized there's only 60 ounces in a 1.75 litre bottle, so why the fuck was anyone calling them a "66?" I guess because there was a "2-6" already so why not? Stupid. What is the best media that you have consumed this week, and what did you like about it? It could be VHL content, a tiktok, a tweet, a show, a book, whatever! My partner and I watched the movie "Parasite" this weekend. It was quite funny, and it had a good amount of heart to it as well at points. It goes a little off the rails at the end though, but I guess a movie about the eternally downtrodden would end on a low note wouldn't it? Inspired from last week - is the sun or moon better? Make a convincing argument I know I bitched about the sun last week, but the sun is the only correct answer. First of all: WARMTH. Literally my favourite thing of all time. Second of all, the moon is just a big dumb rock in the sky that you wouldn't even be able to see without the sun. I don't much about tides and shit mind you, but you wouldn't even be able to APPRECIATE the moon without the sun. The sun's gotta be better. Imagine someone who has been super mean to you has a huge piece of spinach in their teeth. How do you handle that situation? I get up on the nearest platform, and start waving my arms and shouting to get the attention of the throngs of people nearby. "HEY EVERYONE!" I'll say. "THIS STUPID FUCKING IDIOT HAS SPINACH STUCK IN THEIR TEETH! THE FUCKING MONGOLOID HAS NO VANITY AND DOESN'T EVEN FLOSS OBVIOUSLY! WHAT A COMPLETE LOSER, AHAHAHA! LET'S ALL CALL HIM SIR FLOSS-A-NOTS, HAHAHA!" And they will be socially ostracized and ridiculed for the rest of their days. Of all the team locations in the VHLM/VHLE/VHL, which location would you most want to visit irl? Why? I don't feel like thinking or reviewing all the cities right now, so off hand I'll say Davos so I can get some dope ass skiing in. What do you think is the worst color? If you don't have an opinion, make one up and really put the work into convincing me that it sucks. Any grey-greenish vomit type colour, because it is the colour of vomit which is inherently poor. Would you rather have a pet squirrel or a pet pigeon? Why? Both horrible options I think. Maybe the squirrel because it's a lot cuter and I could probably get a large enough terrarium where it would be happy but wouldn't destroy my home with its little rodent teeth. You are being forced to cut off one of your legs or one of your arms. Which do you choose and why? I've thought about this before, and I think I landed on the non dominant leg. It seems easier to cope with a peg leg than the inability to use both your arms.

I love the new Rust-Schmigel rivalry.

EXCUSE ME MISTERPHER TOTS, I WILL NOT HEAR THIS ANTI FORUM, PRO DISCORD TALK! Get up on outta heeere! Point Tasks are buried though. Wait, is it a coincidence that many of the podcasters frequently exhibit ADHD like behaviours? Baxter is following the tried and true Poopy build. Hue Man Power. Don’t worry about having a 15 minute 3-pointer, I just recorded a nearly 40 minute 3-pointer. OH AND NOW YOU’RE CALLING MY STYLE OF PODCASTING “DISRESPECTFUL”!? You’re welcome, I appreciate and love you too.

No worries! I just wanted to make sure you got your sweet sweet TPE

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Halifax 21st Press Conference 3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE 6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE Please answer in full sentences Week Ending May 8th, 2022 Note, if you're not a fan of these questions, and haven't answered previous ones, feel free to use old questions instead! Hell, you can even pull them from a completely different thread! 1. Halifax is on a roll! Can any other team realistically stop us at this point? 2. Recently, Halifax has acquired the multi-generational talents of John Poremba Jr. (from Philly) and Alex Bridge III (from waivers). How will your player welcome them to the team/city? If you are one of these two players, what are your first impressions of Halifax? 3. There's been a couple of amusing controversies around the forum this week. If you were involved in a controversy, what would it be about? 4. Are you part of the main VHL Discord server? Why or why not? 5. NHL Playoffs are underway! I'm cheering for the Oilers but so far not so good. Who are YOU rooting for, if anyone? 6. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? |@barryst @jpdavidson8787 @Juhnux @Mitz @Jayrad28 @Fergie @Bryce @jsdeac @Jack Johnson @Azjha_59 @Oatex @Otaznik @Sam_19 @Yahtzee @Ian Kingston @william77 @CrlineDijohn14 @LiningPolecat @samthemancub|

What is it?

I would never TRULY insult you, especially when you are so kind and gentle.

Also, after practicing my patented clairvoyance I have learned that this is @Doug Britton

Whoa, 5 TPE!? Thanks Santa Loser!

I probably/might have created this sub forum and *I* say the mods can take their hats off in here and roll in the shit with the rest of us degenerates.

A win against Vegas? I like our odds. These are great looking games, I’m loving the acquisition of @CrlineDijohn14, and @Otaznik has been going off lately!

Hey wonderful! I’ll send you everything right away here.

Welcome back @Alex Bridges! I’m at work right now so prepare for the laziest pitch of all time: Join the Halifax 21st. We’re currently the top team in the Eastern Conference and we’ve got holes on our forward lines that you could perfectly fill! It’s the OBJECTIVELY correct decision to make. If that swayed you, feel free to quote this post with your acceptance, and I’ll send you a contract and a Discord Locker Room invite as soon as I can!

Yeah your stupid Discord call doesn’t earn TPE. Take your moderating more seriously, Purple Team.

And deprive the league of forum content? Nonsense! We’re nearly at two pages here. EDIT: Boom, nailed it.

My Award Predictions are technically OC, though I doubt I’m the only who said “SEATTLE/MOSCOW AND DUNCAN IDAHO GOOD!” I don’t find you overly quiet.

More like HelSTINKi am I right!?

I would watch you all pee too. #PeeToo?

Happy belated birthday, boot. I give this podcast 2 fake tits out of 2.

Hell yeah, welcome @CrlineDijohn14!

Welcome back! You should join Halifax