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It really sucks to see @Otaznik go, he’s been our top bloke. This plugs our hole at defence though and is future friendly to boot. I’m excited to bring on @aleks and @Brodie_Landry though, and I’m hoping we can squash your old team in the playoffs!

Welcome to the league @izaak! Let us know if you have any questions.

In fairness to you it's such a brief mention. I start talking about Mexico City around 7:18.

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* If you listen very VERY carefully you might notice I get mildly distracted by a beautiful woman near the end. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-19-Hot-VHLM-Trade-Bait-e1if4gg In this episode, I look at the shittiest teams in the VHLM and some of the players I would like from those teams. @Bulduray_1 @youloser1337 @Arce @Masu Chan @samx @ThomasSyster @Motzaburger @Ben mclaughlin @Rain @Doug Britton @DontCallMeCarson

You should have cut 1-3 seconds off my audio, but it’s nice hearing us chitchat after personally experiencing our chitchat last week!

@samx YOURE FUCKING DINOSAUR SINGLE-HANDEDLY THWARTED US!

Brian Moreau beats up β-DCD D5 at 6:45 of 1st periodβ-DCD D5 (DCD) for instigated a fight (Game Misconduct) at 6:45β-DCD D5 ejected from game at 6:45 of 1st period What a load of bullshit.

It might be that I kind of forgot about it in Part 1 Also I think fishy pokes fun at the way I say words even more than @Berocka these days!

I personally would not allow a short person to be my AGM. Also you have too many discs. Also, we all know 10th episodes should be reserved for guests!

Yes, sorry, but it’ll have to wait until this evening assuming I don’t forget again! They’re written down on my computer and I’m working on the road. Edit: Also for what it’s worth, you’re going to be extremely disappointed! It’s probably the most disappointing mention in the podcast, which is saying something considering we at one point point blank say a bunch of people’s names for no reason for the purpose of tagging them.

You’re a madman.

FIRST OF ALL I don't know if it is technically flavoured rum. Or at least it isn't marketed as such. SECOND OF ALL Even if it is flavoured rum, you could also consider spiced rum to be flavoured rum too. Captains, Sailors, and Krakens shouldn't get a free pass here!

Halifax 21st Press Conference 3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE 6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE Please answer in full sentences Week Ending May 15th, 2022 Note, if you're not a fan of these questions, and haven't answered previous ones, feel free to use old questions instead! Hell, you can even pull them from a completely different thread! 1. Hey gang! The Halifax 21st is in need of a mascot to pump the crowd during games. What should our mascot be? 2. You get TPE for answering these questions! What attribute(s) are you currently improving with your recent updates? 3. I've asked this in the past, but we have a pretty fresh group of people now: If you could be the Halifax GM or owner for a day, what would you do with the role? (Trades? Make the concession stand free? Fire Jardy?) 4. Speaking of taco Tuesday, what is your players favourite food? Is it the same as YOUR favourite food? 5. What is the most enjoyable activity you have participated in within the last year? 6. What is your opinion on wearing socks? Moreover, what type of sandals do you like to wear? |@barryst @jpdavidson8787 @Juhnux @Mitz @Jayrad28 @Fergie @Bryce @jsdeac @Jack Johnson @Azjha_59 @Oatex @Otaznik @Sam_19 @Yahtzee @Ian Kingston @william77 @CrlineDijohn14 @LiningPolecat @samthemancub|

Such a close game against the Fish despite losing @Yahtzee and @barryst in the first 6 minutes! Riggery I say.

It’s a little pricier, but it’s worth it. It’s rum that tastes banana-y.

Welcome dude! I like the cut of your jib.

Bumbu is where it’s at.

Paralyzers and White Russians are top tier mate!

YES WE ARE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!!

Ginger ale is nice, but I’m not a fan of any kind of flavoured or carbonated water or the like.

- I agree, fuck @Spartan. - How dare you make your sweet grandmother cry! - Your last podcast was over two months ago, you may have missed your Davos stint maybe. Who can remember! - I miss listening to you pronouncing things like shit! - Hey, thanks for True Crime plug! - #bansam - I don’t understand how mid teams like London and Chicago are performing so well. - Disrespecting the Pearce family is the most appropriate thing anyone can do, and therefore should be doing. - I want to make fun of the Penguins but realistically you can never count them out in playoffs. Missed these, congrats!

I think Pepsi is a fine enough mix, but I do prefer Coke as mix. It gives that little extra zing which pairs well with rum.

#FREEBURUKU #FISHANDCHIPSS85FIRSTOVERALL #SIMPFORSTEWARDSON

The podcast will actually also give you cancer unfortunately. Also, claim Week 2/4 (week ending May 15, 2022)

Don’t worry, he obviously reincarnated into @Rayzor_7. Ray Funk is far too uncommon of a name to be explained in any other way. In other news, I think I was an outlier on a high percentage of the spares that got in . But I don’t actually remember. Also, @scoop low key got robbed. Glover was realistically, by definition, the best goalie of this decade. Though at the same time it’s difficult to vote against the nerds who got the trophies named after them.